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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2006, 10:40:26 PM »
Mary couldn't believe her bad luck
when in the mud she got stuck
She tried and tried
I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2006, 02:22:14 AM »
Mary couldn't believe her bad luck
when in the mud she got stuck
She tried and tried
to signal her guide
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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2006, 02:30:16 AM »
Mary couldn't believe her bad luck
when in the mud she got stuck
She tried and tried
to signal her guide
But he'd already sunk in the muck

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2006, 02:30:51 AM »
There once was a girl from West End

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #49 on: April 11, 2006, 02:55:39 AM »
There once was a girl from West End
Who always liked to pretend

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2006, 08:00:30 AM »
There once was a girl from West End
who always liked to pretend
She went out for dinner

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #51 on: April 11, 2006, 08:43:13 AM »
There once was a girl from West End
who always liked to pretend
She went out for dinner
with the bald Yul Brynner
I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #52 on: April 11, 2006, 08:54:35 AM »
There once was a girl from West End
who always liked to pretend
She went out for dinner
with the bald Yul Brynner
but she was only going through a trend


A woman of ill-repute

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #53 on: April 11, 2006, 11:05:51 AM »
A woman of ill-repute
Decided to learn the flute
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity
Oscar Wilde
http://www.goldstarbooks.co.uk/ellie_Bowdery.htm

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2006, 12:12:17 PM »
A woman of ill-repute
Decided to learn the flute
And to the joy of her clients
I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2006, 12:21:46 PM »
A woman of ill-repute
Decided to learn the flute
And to the joy of her clients
She caressed the appliance

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2006, 12:45:08 PM »
A woman of ill-repute
Decided to learn the flute
And to the joy of her clients
She caressed the appliance
And gave it a slow, sensual toot!


next-

While sleeping one night in my bed

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2006, 12:54:36 PM »
While sleeping one night in my bed
I dreamt of the lady in red
I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2006, 01:20:55 PM »
While sleeping one night in my bed
I dreamt of the lady in red
We danced the Fandango
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity
Oscar Wilde
http://www.goldstarbooks.co.uk/ellie_Bowdery.htm

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2006, 01:40:02 PM »
While sleeping one night in my bed
I dreamt of the lady in red
We danced the Fandango
And also the Tango
May all your dreams come true.

Whether you think you can, or think you can't....you're right!
-Henry Ford.