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Offline Mark H

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Re: Limericks - Your turn next! WARNING ADDICTIVE!
« Reply #4335 on: November 04, 2007, 04:23:40 AM »
A limerick doctor named Twitchy
‘bout meter could be really bitchy
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Re: Limericks - Your turn next! WARNING ADDICTIVE!
« Reply #4336 on: November 04, 2007, 05:09:38 AM »
A limerick doctor named Twitchy
‘bout meter could be really bitchy
she'd explain at great length
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Re: Limericks - Your turn next! WARNING ADDICTIVE!
« Reply #4337 on: November 04, 2007, 05:13:17 AM »
A limerick doctor named Twitchy
‘bout meter could be really bitchy
she'd explain at great length
about syllable strength
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Re: Limericks - Your turn next! WARNING ADDICTIVE!
« Reply #4338 on: November 04, 2007, 06:01:45 AM »
A limerick doctor named Twitchy
‘bout meter could be really bitchy
she'd explain at great length
about syllable strength
but still the lines came out all glitchy.

Some posters had tried to be funny
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Re: Limericks - Your turn next! WARNING ADDICTIVE!
« Reply #4339 on: November 04, 2007, 07:21:21 AM »
Some posters had tried to be funny
while others were sure to be sunny
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Re: Limericks - Your turn next! WARNING ADDICTIVE!
« Reply #4340 on: November 04, 2007, 07:27:41 AM »
 
Some posters had tried to be funny
while others were sure to be sunny
Yet one boring old gitt
"Do you not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?",
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Re: Limericks - Your turn next! WARNING ADDICTIVE!
« Reply #4341 on: November 04, 2007, 07:35:23 AM »
Some posters had tried to be funny
While others were sure to be sunny
Yet one boring old gitt
Who was barely getting it

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Re: Limericks - Your turn next! WARNING ADULT LANGUAGE!
« Reply #4342 on: November 04, 2007, 11:16:46 AM »
Some posters had tried to be funny
While others were sure to be sunny
Yet one boring old gitt
Who was barely getting it
So Lin changed the rules start on Monday


Please see the new post in the Writing Games and Challenges- "Limericks Addicts"   This thread has now been closed and transferred under new guidelines.  Looking forward to seeing you there

http://www.mywriterscircle.com/index.php?topic=11225.0

Lin x
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