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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2006, 11:41:34 PM »
Noo!

There was a young man from Australia

Who painted his bum like a Dahlia

Threepence a smell was all very well

However, sixpence a lick was a failure!

Who broke the rules then??? !!! LOL the member before you missed out on his posting  Lin
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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2006, 02:56:31 AM »
OK here are the rules again, please read the start of this thread
Only one line per person and if you complete the last line (the punch line) you must start a new line of a limerick for the next person!!   


So I shall start the process again!!

A new one for you

Sitting outside a a museum


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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2006, 03:08:13 AM »
Sitting outside a a museum
were a couple and everyone could see 'em

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2006, 03:54:56 AM »
Sitting outside a museum
were a couple and everyone could see 'em;
By day they would greet

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2006, 05:57:33 AM »
Sitting outside a museum
were a couple and everyone could see 'em;
By day they would greet
with passion and heat

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2006, 06:36:54 AM »
sitting ouside a museum
were a couple and everyone could see em
by day they would greet
with passion and heat
but their nights spent in cold mausoleum


A lady called Lily from Jersey
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity
Oscar Wilde
http://www.goldstarbooks.co.uk/ellie_Bowdery.htm

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2006, 06:45:12 AM »
A lady called Lily from Jersey
Sailed a small yellow boat 'cross the Mersey
I don't drink water because fish do rude things in it-W.C.Fields

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2006, 07:01:12 AM »
A lady called Lily from Jersey
Sailed a small yellow boat 'cross the Mersey
She jigged and she danced

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2006, 07:05:46 AM »
A lady called Lily from Jersey
Sailed a small yellow boat 'cross the Mersey
She jigged and she danced
and her little dog pranced
I don't drink water because fish do rude things in it-W.C.Fields

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2006, 07:57:22 AM »
A lady called Lily from Jersey
Sailed a small yellow boat 'cross the Mersey
She jigged and she danced
and her little dog pranced
But I put it all down to hearsay



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A strutting young beau from Shanghai

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2006, 08:01:47 AM »
A strutting young beau from Shanghai
Ate nothing all day but fish pie

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2006, 11:21:39 AM »
A strutting young beau from Shanghai
Ate nothing all day but fish pie
He gobbled it down
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity
Oscar Wilde
http://www.goldstarbooks.co.uk/ellie_Bowdery.htm

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« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2006, 12:11:10 PM »
A strutting young beau from Shanghai
Ate nothing all day but fish pie
He gobbled it down
Before streaking round town

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« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2006, 01:19:03 PM »
A strutting young beau from Shanghai
Ate nothing all day but fish pie
He gobbled it down
Before streaking round town
With breath that brought tear to the eye.


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Mary couldn't believe her bad luck
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Niagara Falls- NIAGARA FALLS!.... Slowly i turned, step by step...inch by inch...I took my revenge. -vaudeville bit

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Re: Limericks - your turn next!
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2006, 04:18:58 PM »
Mary couldn't believe her bad luck
when in the mud she got stuck