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Caption Challenge Four Closed For Entries.
« on: May 21, 2008, 11:54:49 AM »
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Welcome to the third fourth caption challenge!
Big T and I had some internet communication problems and apologize for the delay.

Your assignment is to come up with a caption for the photograph (courtesy of Big T) at the bottom of this post. Here are your rules:

Wow us with your clever wit, slay us with your humor, or astound us with your biting irony. Whatever you do, entertain us!


1. The challenge will last for 10 days and will be open until June 1st. So, post like crazy through May 31st.

2. Post your comments here. No need for PMs.

3. You can post as many times as you like.

4. Have fun!





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Re: Caption Challenge Three
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 12:06:41 PM »
Too easy, and this is Caption Challenge 4, by the way.
I should know, I ran the first one.

EDIT: Alright, I'll post a caption just to get you started.

The MASH finale alternative ending shocked DVD buyers.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2008, 12:31:13 PM by thatollie »

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Re: Caption Challenge Three
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 12:41:14 PM »
Soldiers take dinner into their own hands after running out of rations

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Re: Caption Challenge Three
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 01:03:06 PM »
Bradley suddenly realized that this was not the "Marilyn Monroe" inflatable doll he had ordered. 

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Re: Caption Challenge Three
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 01:19:45 PM »
That wasn't quite what I had in mind when I said "Blow that for a lark, Sarge."
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Re: Caption Challenge Four
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 05:38:13 PM »
Do you smell that son? Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of sausage in the morning.
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Re: Caption Challenge Four
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 05:41:13 PM »
"I did not have sexual relations with that soldier."
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Re: Caption Challenge Four
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 08:07:56 PM »
"Look!  No hands!"
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Re: Caption Challenge Four
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 09:44:59 PM »
"Just making sure Smith's weapon is secure, Sir."
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Re: Caption Challenge Four
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2008, 12:42:05 AM »
Hmm, while you're down there.......
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Re: Caption Challenge Four
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2008, 01:57:20 AM »
So that's why they call you Bazooka Joe!
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Re: Caption Challenge Four
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2008, 02:35:19 AM »
"One last time, you pull the big ring on your chest NOT the little string in your pants!"

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Re: Caption Challenge Four
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2008, 02:52:41 AM »
When I agreed to play paint-ball I had no idea ...
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Re: Caption Challenge Four
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2008, 02:59:52 AM »
The cover design for Louis de Bernières new book: Captain Corelli's Purple Oboe
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Re: Caption Challenge Four
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 03:37:21 AM »
Thanks DGS .... my apologies for not being around ... let me make it up to you!  ;D  ;D


This does not qualify as an entry!!!!
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