Author Topic: My dream is to voyage on Queen Mary because - new Game November 2007  (Read 3314 times)

Lin

  • Guest
You know those competitions that ask you to write a logo for the winning entry

I like jammy dodgers because.....

Well have a go at writing one for this product below

I love Kelloggs Cornflakes because......................................No more than 25 words please

When we have enough entries and had a good laugh I will introduce another product.  Please add any amusing twist to your logo to make us laugh.

Lin x





« Last Edit: November 26, 2007, 03:58:38 AM by Lin »

Offline Gyppo

  • Esteemed Contributor
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 72244
  • I've been writing ever since I realised I could.
Re: I like jammy dodgers because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2007, 09:48:02 AM »
I love Kelloggs Cornflakes because I am a secret 'cereal killer'.
My website is currently having a holiday, but will return like the $6,000,000 man.  Bigger, stronger, etc.

In the meantime, why not take pity on a starving author and visit my book sales page at http://stores.lulu.com/gyppo1

Lin

  • Guest
Re: I like jammy dodgers because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2007, 09:52:31 AM »
I dont think we can beat that one so here is another (No more than 25 words)

I love playing Sudoku because
« Last Edit: November 19, 2007, 09:54:30 AM by Lin »

Offline thatollie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1443
Re: I love playing Soduko because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2007, 09:05:03 PM »
I think someone used Gyppo's "example" in a story a week or so ago, tres cheating.

I like playing Sudoku because it's hip to be square.
« Last Edit: November 20, 2007, 07:53:05 AM by thatollie »
Never make a decision standing up.

Offline Gyppo

  • Esteemed Contributor
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 72244
  • I've been writing ever since I realised I could.
Re: I love playing Sudoku because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2007, 09:16:58 PM »
You may be right, Ollie.  But in my defence I used to tell my kids the story of Prince Bocopopo, daring adventurer and 'cereal killer' who regularly fell out his mum for playing with his weetabix by repeatedly stabbing it with a spoon.  The whole story was based around truly awful puns.

I love playing Sudoku because it keeps my bowels open, my skin soft, and my teeth pearly white.  Additional product purchases may be necessary.

Gyppo
« Last Edit: November 21, 2007, 11:56:31 AM by Lin »
My website is currently having a holiday, but will return like the $6,000,000 man.  Bigger, stronger, etc.

In the meantime, why not take pity on a starving author and visit my book sales page at http://stores.lulu.com/gyppo1

Lin

  • Guest
Re: I love playing Suduko because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2007, 03:15:34 AM »
I love playing Sudoku because when the numbers don't work I can be real little Sod in the UK Oh!

(I dont think I would win the competition!)


Lin
« Last Edit: November 21, 2007, 11:55:06 AM by Lin »

Offline Spell Chick

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 49353
  • Choose well
    • Little Bits of History
Re: I love playing Soduko because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2007, 07:15:15 AM »
I love playing Sudoku because I can't count past nine.

Patti
« Last Edit: November 21, 2007, 11:54:34 AM by Lin »
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Offline Neil

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1049
  • It all starts with belief.
    • Neil Somerville
Re: I love playing Sudoku because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2007, 11:39:01 AM »
For my sins I compile themed sudoku's and am attaching one I compiled based on that word dear to all writers, 'publisher.' Each grid has to contain the word publisher.

If you try it and need the solution, pm me.

Good luck!
« Last Edit: November 21, 2007, 11:56:52 AM by Lin »
http://neilsomerville.com

Achieve More Acceptances and be Published More Often - Discover how to make more of your writing talents. New edition now available for immediate download.   http://www.lulu.com/content/6337314

Lin

  • Guest
Re: I love playing Sudoku because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2007, 11:58:29 AM »
Another new one and thanks for the Sudoku puzzle.

I like Marmite because...................


For the Australians I like eating Vegemite because...............


Remember this is now a competition to win a luxury two weeks in Sydney



(only kidding)

Lin
« Last Edit: November 21, 2007, 12:01:07 PM by Lin »

Lin

  • Guest
Re: I love Marmite/Vegemite because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2007, 12:07:44 PM »
Please use the PM for this - Thanks very much- Lin x

Offline Xerika

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1596
    • Rob Johnson - writing, podcasting and reluctantly olive farming
Re: I love Marmite/Vegemite because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2007, 08:14:42 PM »
Quote
I love Kelloggs Cornflakes because I am a secret 'cereal killer'.

Quote
I think someone used Gyppo's "example" in a story a week or so ago, tres cheating.

Gyppo. On the basis that it may have been my story that TO was referring to, I was about to get my legal people to talk to your legal people first thing in the afternoon. Then I saw your explanation and decided to be merciful. (Anyway, I couldn't afford the 180 quid an hour the leeches charge just to tell me I don't own the copyright for that particular pun.)

Ollie. Thank you for remembering.

Quote
On being convicted and sentenced, Stanislav Stiffdick (n Giles Gestapo) stood solemnly in the dock, his head bowed, and mumbled, I never meant to be a cereal killer.
  http://www.mywriterscircle.com/index.php?topic=11099.0

Anyway, back to the topic in hand....

I love Marmite because it's yummy, scrummy and nice for my tummy, as well as being good for vegetarians.
http://rob-johnson.org.uk/ - writing, podcasting and reluctant olive farming

"I'd Rather Eat My Own Face" podcast. The truth about olive harvesting. http://wp.me/p2bC2C-8U

"If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it." - Elmore Leonard

Lin

  • Guest
Re: I love Marmite/Vegemite because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2007, 04:39:54 AM »
We'll send this one to the Marmite company!!

Lin x x

Offline thatollie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1443
Re: I love Marmite/Vegemite because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2007, 08:31:14 PM »
I thought it was you, but didn't want to give credit until I was sure.
Never make a decision standing up.

Lin

  • Guest
Re: I love Marmite/Vegemite because - new Game November 2007
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2007, 03:57:53 AM »
Here's a new one

Make a corporate strapline for


This is to win a trip on the Queen Mary ( perhaps!)

My dream is to voyage on the  cruise liner Queen Mary because................................Maybe check up the web site!!
http://cruises.about.com/cs/shipprofiles/a/queen_mary.htm

If we get some really good ones - with your permission we can send it to the company!!  Please send me in PM some more ideas to put on the thread for the following weeks. If I use them I will credit you with the idea.

 Lin x


« Last Edit: November 26, 2007, 04:02:57 AM by Lin »