You may be right, Ollie. But in my defence I used to tell my kids the story of Prince Bocopopo, daring adventurer and 'cereal killer' who regularly fell out his mum for playing with his weetabix by repeatedly stabbing it with a spoon. The whole story was based around truly awful puns.
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Gyppo