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Offline Mark H

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Come on folks join in!!
« Reply #2355 on: May 06, 2008, 05:00:55 PM »
Don86usa was having quite a time
Looking for words in limericks to make them ryhme
When Lin dropped by to give him a nudge
the door wouldn’t move, it refused to budge
when a man in a green coat burst in, gave us an award for the worst limerick ever written, then slipped in some slime.

An egregious old poacher named Bill
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« Reply #2356 on: May 06, 2008, 05:37:20 PM »
An egregious old poacher named Bill
Was looking for a quick little thrill

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« Reply #2357 on: May 06, 2008, 07:20:57 PM »
An egregious old poacher named Bill
Was looking for a quick little thrill
so he tickled a Trout
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« Reply #2358 on: May 06, 2008, 07:23:50 PM »
An egregious old poacher named Bill
Was looking for a quick little thrill
so he tickled a Trout
only to be caught out

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« Reply #2359 on: May 07, 2008, 04:06:13 AM »
An egregious old poacher named Bill
Was looking for a quick little thrill
so he tickled a Trout
only to be caught out
when the gamekeeper marched up the hill.

The gamekeeper's name it was Hunt
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« Reply #2360 on: May 07, 2008, 04:09:38 AM »
The gamekeeper's name it was Hunt
And his T-shirt said “Tw@t” on the front.

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« Reply #2361 on: May 07, 2008, 04:30:14 AM »
The gamekeeper's name it was Hunt
And his T-shirt said “Tw@t” on the front.
On the back was 'Please shoot me'
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« Reply #2362 on: May 07, 2008, 05:09:34 AM »
The gamekeeper's name it was Hunt
And his T-shirt said “Tw@t” on the front.
On the back was 'Please shoot me'
He said: ‘This doesn’t suit me’

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« Reply #2363 on: May 07, 2008, 05:27:58 AM »
The gamekeeper's name it was Hunt
And his T-shirt said “Tw@t” on the front.
On the back was 'Please shoot me'
He said: ‘This doesn’t suit me’
Don't blame me it's only a stunt


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« Reply #2364 on: May 07, 2008, 06:48:59 AM »
I loved to read comics as a kid.
Especially about poets named Sid

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« Reply #2365 on: May 07, 2008, 01:50:14 PM »

I loved to read comics as a kid.
Especially about poets named Sid
If you log on to Google



http://www.google.co.uk/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUK274&q=Poets+named+Sid&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

You will see this line on Limerick Addicts on Google as above

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« Reply #2366 on: May 08, 2008, 05:58:56 AM »
I loved to read comics as a kid.
Especially about poets named Sid
If you log on to Google
and search for a bugle
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« Reply #2367 on: May 08, 2008, 06:44:08 AM »
I loved to read comics as a kid.
Especially about poets named Sid
If you log on to Google
and search for a bugle
You’ll go off on a tangent like Lin did

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« Reply #2368 on: May 08, 2008, 07:03:45 AM »
A micrometre is really handy
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« Reply #2369 on: May 08, 2008, 07:09:52 AM »
A micrometre is really handy
When you’re reading the Beano or Dandy