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Offline Mark H

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« Reply #2325 on: May 03, 2008, 06:15:46 AM »
The judge said, "There will be no bail,
and you weeping was to no avail."
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« Reply #2326 on: May 03, 2008, 06:22:39 AM »
The judge said, "There will be no bail,
and you weeping was to no avail."
"Tis jail for you dreckly."
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« Reply #2327 on: May 03, 2008, 07:14:34 AM »
The judge said, "There will be no bail,
and you weeping was to no avail."
"Tis jail for you dreckly,
'Cause you can't expect me
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2328 on: May 03, 2008, 10:51:16 AM »
The judge said, "There will be no bail,
and you weeping was to no avail.
Tis jail for you dreckly,
'Cause you can't expect me
to forgive you for raping that snail."
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« Reply #2329 on: May 03, 2008, 12:31:03 PM »

to forgive you for raping that snail."


Can't resist playing with the stereotype...  Did try...  A little ;-)

"Twasn't easy, yer Honour.  Took me nearly all day to catch up with the little bugger."


There once was a man who raped snails...
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« Reply #2330 on: May 03, 2008, 12:51:34 PM »
The judge said, "There will be no bail,
For taking treasure you are bound to fail

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« Reply #2331 on: May 03, 2008, 02:25:58 PM »
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The judge said, "There will be no bail,
For taking treasure you are bound to fail

Psssst, Lin, you missed a page.


There once was a man who raped snails...
And ate broken glass and chewed nails.

I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2332 on: May 03, 2008, 02:36:02 PM »
There once was a man who raped snails...
And ate broken glass and chewed nails.
But worse than all that
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« Reply #2333 on: May 03, 2008, 05:01:33 PM »
There once was a man who raped snails...
And ate broken glass and chewed nails.
But worse than all that
he buggered the cat (well, someone had to say it)
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« Reply #2334 on: May 03, 2008, 05:13:47 PM »
There once was a man who raped snails...
And ate broken glass and chewed nails.
But worse than all that
he buggered the cat
whilst scoffing a plate of entrails.
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« Reply #2335 on: May 03, 2008, 05:48:55 PM »
That last line was truly revolting
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« Reply #2336 on: May 03, 2008, 05:55:32 PM »
That last line was truly revolting
"Get the mods" said Lin truly gloating

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« Reply #2337 on: May 03, 2008, 06:03:39 PM »
That last line was truly revolting
"Get the mods" said Lin truly gloating
"Fetch Paul with his sword
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« Reply #2338 on: May 03, 2008, 06:16:42 PM »
That last line was truly revolting
"Get the mods" said Lin truly gloating
"Fetch Paul with his sword;
That comment's untoward
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2339 on: May 03, 2008, 11:57:12 PM »
That last line was truly revolting
"Get the mods" said Lin truly gloating
"Fetch Paul with his sword;
That comment's untoward
Whilst a Chivas Regal she was toting

The Red_Barren had drunk up a storm