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Offline Gyppo

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #945 on: January 11, 2008, 07:59:47 PM »
Mr. Clean was a boring old chap
with his bucket in hand couldn't clap
so though tidy and trim
his outlook was dim
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #946 on: January 11, 2008, 08:24:09 PM »
Mr. Clean was a boring old chap
with his bucket in hand couldn't clap
so though tidy and trim
his outlook was dim
and the rest of his life was just crap (Keep it clean but keep it negative  ;D)
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #947 on: January 11, 2008, 08:42:15 PM »
When speaking of actions immoral  Let's see you keep it clean after such a fecund opening line ;-)
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #948 on: January 11, 2008, 09:24:22 PM »
When speaking of actions immoral  Let's see you keep it clean after such a fecund opening line ;-)
there were shenanigans up at Balmoral
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #949 on: January 11, 2008, 09:39:14 PM »
When speaking of actions immoral
there were shenanigans up at Balmoral
Camilla and Charles
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #950 on: January 11, 2008, 09:51:22 PM »
When speaking of actions immoral
there were shenanigans up at Balmoral
Camilla and Charles
Streaked through the great halls
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #951 on: January 11, 2008, 09:55:08 PM »
When speaking of actions immoral
there were shenanigans up at Balmoral
Camilla and Charles
Streaked through the great halls
and the Queen saw two more 'annus horrible'  (or something like that)
Big T  :o

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #952 on: January 12, 2008, 12:39:19 AM »
Poor royals... always the butts of the joke! :D

Timmy T was a regular bloke
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #953 on: January 12, 2008, 12:42:21 AM »
Timmy T was a regular bloke
Who enjoyed a cold beer and a smoke
She shivered and asked, "Papa, why turn over our water jugs at night?"

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #954 on: January 12, 2008, 03:34:17 AM »
Timmy T was a regular bloke
Who enjoyed a cold beer and a smoke
But alas one day
 

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #955 on: January 12, 2008, 05:28:45 AM »
Timmy T was a regular bloke
Who enjoyed a cold beer and a smoke
But alas one day
Down the pub in the Bay

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #956 on: January 12, 2008, 01:48:57 PM »
TimmyT was a regular bloke
Who enjoyed a cold beer and a smoke
But alas one day
Down the pub in the Bay
He did both at once and did choke


I swam in the sea and turned blue
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #957 on: January 12, 2008, 02:40:46 PM »
I can't reach the shore, what do I do?

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #958 on: January 12, 2008, 05:29:02 PM »
I swam in the sea and turned blue
I can't reach the shore, what do I do?
Should I holler and shout
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #959 on: January 12, 2008, 05:35:43 PM »
I swam in the sea and turned blue
I can't reach the shore, what do I do?
Should I holler and shout.
maybe just thrash about?
She shivered and asked, "Papa, why turn over our water jugs at night?"