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Offline McWawa

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #885 on: January 09, 2008, 12:20:04 AM »

I knew a few limerick addicts
got stuck with their heads in the matrix
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #886 on: January 09, 2008, 07:04:02 AM »
I knew a few limerick addicts
got stuck with their heads in the matrix
But one clever sod

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #887 on: January 09, 2008, 07:26:28 AM »
I knew a few limerick addicts
got stuck with their heads in the matrix
But one clever sod
who's a 'limerick god'
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #888 on: January 09, 2008, 08:43:36 AM »
I knew a few limerick addicts
got stuck with their heads in the matrix
But one clever sod
who's a 'limerick god'
said ‘Matrix don’t rhyme with Addicts’


Yours Sincerely,
Limerick God.
Seize those worthless wretches. Take them to the holding cell.

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #889 on: January 09, 2008, 09:43:16 AM »
So YelnickMcWawa's a wretch?
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #890 on: January 09, 2008, 09:53:57 AM »
So YelnickMcWawa's a wretch?
And also a fat leering lech?

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #891 on: January 09, 2008, 10:32:40 AM »
So YelnickMcWawa's a wretch?
And also a fat leering lech?
Who would have known,
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #892 on: January 09, 2008, 10:38:46 AM »
So YelnickMcWawa's a wretch?
And also a fat leering lech?
Who would have known,
He’d die sad and alone

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #893 on: January 09, 2008, 11:04:03 AM »
So YelnickMcWawa's a wretch?
And also a fat leering lech?
Who would have known,
He’d die sad and alone
Goodness me, this is really far fetched

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #894 on: January 09, 2008, 12:51:51 PM »
Through the air flew a fleeing young fly
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #895 on: January 09, 2008, 12:54:29 PM »
Through the air flew a fleeing young fly
Who was flinging fine fleas with mince pie
"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." - Kafka

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #896 on: January 09, 2008, 01:14:50 PM »
Through the air flew a fleeing young fly
Who was flinging fine fleas with mince pie
By a wing and a prayer
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #897 on: January 09, 2008, 01:33:03 PM »
Through the air flew a fleeing young fly
Who was flinging fine fleas with mince pie
By a wing and a prayer
and a measure of flair
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #898 on: January 09, 2008, 03:05:49 PM »
Through the air flew a fleeing young fly
Who was flinging fine fleas with mince pie
By a wing and a prayer
and a measure of flair
He flung a fine flea in the eye
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #899 on: January 10, 2008, 12:48:13 AM »
The Limerickers here are quite sassy
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