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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #840 on: January 06, 2008, 03:08:19 AM »
A snowman was lost on the beach
His compass was just out of reach
He started to sweat
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #841 on: January 06, 2008, 04:33:38 AM »
A snowman was lost on the beach
His compass was just out of reach
He started to sweat
now the sands got all wet
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #842 on: January 06, 2008, 06:13:44 AM »
A snowman was lost on the beach
His compass was just out of reach
He started to sweat
now the sands got all wet
which just goes to prove 'Life's a Beetch'.
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #843 on: January 06, 2008, 08:07:24 AM »
When Einstein let rip a big fart
"Do you not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?",
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #844 on: January 06, 2008, 08:18:22 AM »
When Einstein let rip a big fart
it stank like a mouldy fruit tart
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #845 on: January 06, 2008, 01:37:22 PM »
 
When Einstein let rip a big fart
it stank like a mouldy fruit tart
so science did proove
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #846 on: January 06, 2008, 01:45:28 PM »
When Einstein let rip a big fart
it stank like a mouldy fruit tart
so science did proove
the concept you lose
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #847 on: January 06, 2008, 01:47:46 PM »
When Einstein let rip a big fart
it stank like a mouldy fruit tart
so science did proove
the concept you lose
farting can make a man smart
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #848 on: January 06, 2008, 01:51:57 PM »
When Einstein let rip a big fart
it stank like a mouldy fruit tart
so science did proove
the concept you lose
farting can make a man smart
(I must be a freaking genius) :D

There once was an actor named Mason
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #849 on: January 06, 2008, 02:38:18 PM »
There once was an actor named Mason
loved a rent boy from LA called Jason
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #850 on: January 06, 2008, 03:38:05 PM »
There once was an actor named Mason
loved a rent boy from LA called Jason
they met in a bar
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #851 on: January 06, 2008, 05:30:17 PM »
There once was an actor named Mason
loved a rent boy from LA called Jason
they met in a bar
then had sex in a car
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #852 on: January 06, 2008, 05:47:18 PM »
There once was an actor named Mason
loved a rent boy from LA called Jason
they met in a bar
then had sex in a car
while they pictured the late Larry Grayson Sorry. That only works if you are British.
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #853 on: January 06, 2008, 06:13:22 PM »
There once was an actor named Mason
loved a rent boy from LA called Jason
they met in a bar
then had sex in a car
while they pictured the late Larry Grayson Sorry. That only works if you are British.

This helps us yanks get a clue! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Grayson

Well done!  :D
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #854 on: January 06, 2008, 06:22:39 PM »
For lunch we had pretzels and beer
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