Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2456776 times)

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #450 on: December 04, 2007, 12:39:34 PM »
A runner whose trainers where lifted
was by chance incredibly gifted
He could float in the air

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« Reply #451 on: December 04, 2007, 12:53:54 PM »
A runner whose trainers where lifted
was by chance incredibly gifted
He could float in the air
with remarkable flair
"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." - Kafka

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #452 on: December 04, 2007, 05:13:19 PM »
A runner whose trainers were lifted
was by chance incredibly gifted
he could float in the air
with remarkable flair
Over the fields he really shifted

I find all scarecrows really scary  :o
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« Reply #453 on: December 04, 2007, 06:18:18 PM »
I find all scarecrows really scary   
Especially those that are hairy
 
 
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #454 on: December 04, 2007, 06:45:20 PM »
I find all scarecrows really scary   
Especially those that are hairy
with large pumpkin heads
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« Reply #455 on: December 04, 2007, 09:00:19 PM »
I find all scarecrows really scary   
Especially those that are hairy
with large pumpkin heads
and ratty old threads
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« Reply #456 on: December 04, 2007, 09:05:59 PM »
I find all scarecrows really scary   
Especially those that are hairy
with large pumpkin heads
and ratty old threads
They look like my great uncle Mary.

A canoeist went over Niagara
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« Reply #457 on: December 05, 2007, 03:13:57 AM »
What kind of baffoon comes up with Niagara as a rhyme?  ;D

A canoeist went over Niagara
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #458 on: December 05, 2007, 04:26:22 AM »
What kind of baffoon comes up with Niagara as a rhyme?  

A canoeist went over Niagara
while a German said, "mein, guten tag ja"
as he swallowed Viagra  (The kind who was setting up a Viagra line, perhaps.)
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #459 on: December 05, 2007, 06:41:51 AM »
This limerick is RUBBISH – a total car crash of a poem.

Let me through, I’m a limeriscist. Stand aside there – give me room.

Ahem


A canoeist went over Niagara
Having taken a dose of Viagra
He’d spotted a whore
Far below on the shore
And cried ‘hang on a mo’ and I’ll shag yer’ 


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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #460 on: December 05, 2007, 07:09:16 AM »
Funny how viagra didn't even occur to me. I suppose it is cause I never need it  ;D

Two viagra popping blokes in a tub
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« Reply #461 on: December 05, 2007, 07:18:38 AM »
Two SPAM MESSAGE popping blokes in a tub
found themselves with SPAM MESSAGES to rub
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #462 on: December 05, 2007, 10:14:50 AM »
Lets not be silly!

Auntie Lin x x x x

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« Reply #463 on: December 05, 2007, 12:12:12 PM »
Two SPAM MESSAGE popping blokes in a tub
found themselves with SPAM MESSAGES to rub
So they took off the lid


Lets not be silly!

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In a limerick thread?! Impossible. ;)
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« Reply #464 on: December 05, 2007, 12:26:23 PM »
Two SPAM MESSAGE popping blokes in a tub
found themselves with SPAM MESSAGES to rub
So they took off the lid,
removed the giant squid
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