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Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language. (Read 2511602 times)
Lin
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #450 on:
December 04, 2007, 12:39:34 PM »
A runner whose trainers where lifted
was by chance incredibly gifted
He could float in the air
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Amie
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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December 04, 2007, 12:53:54 PM »
A runner whose trainers where lifted
was by chance incredibly gifted
He could float in the air
with remarkable flair
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"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." - Kafka
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #452 on:
December 04, 2007, 05:13:19 PM »
A runner whose trainers were lifted
was by chance incredibly gifted
he could float in the air
with remarkable flair
Over the fields he really shifted
I find all scarecrows really scary
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DGSquared
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #453 on:
December 04, 2007, 06:18:18 PM »
I find all scarecrows really scary
Especially those that are hairy
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #454 on:
December 04, 2007, 06:45:20 PM »
I find all scarecrows really scary
Especially those that are hairy
with large pumpkin heads
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DGSquared
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #455 on:
December 04, 2007, 09:00:19 PM »
I find all scarecrows really scary
Especially those that are hairy
with large pumpkin heads
and ratty old threads
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A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
Big T
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #456 on:
December 04, 2007, 09:05:59 PM »
I find all scarecrows really scary
Especially those that are hairy
with large pumpkin heads
and ratty old threads
They look like my great uncle Mary.
A canoeist went over Niagara
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #457 on:
December 05, 2007, 03:13:57 AM »
What kind of baffoon comes up with Niagara as a rhyme?
A canoeist went over Niagara
while a German said, "mein, guten tag ja"
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #458 on:
December 05, 2007, 04:26:22 AM »
What kind of baffoon comes up with Niagara as a rhyme?
A canoeist went over Niagara
while a German said, "mein, guten tag ja"
as he swallowed Viagra
(The kind who was setting up a Viagra line, perhaps.)
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Sir Nigel
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #459 on:
December 05, 2007, 06:41:51 AM »
This limerick is
RUBBISH
– a total car crash of a poem.
Let me through, I’m a limeriscist. Stand aside there – give me room.
Ahem
A canoeist went over Niagara
Having taken a dose of Viagra
He’d spotted a whore
Far below on the shore
And cried ‘hang on a mo’ and I’ll shag yer’
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #460 on:
December 05, 2007, 07:09:16 AM »
Funny how viagra didn't even occur to me. I suppose it is cause I never need it
Two viagra popping blokes in a tub
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Amie
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #461 on:
December 05, 2007, 07:18:38 AM »
Two SPAM MESSAGE popping blokes in a tub
found themselves with SPAM MESSAGES to rub
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"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." - Kafka
Lin
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #462 on:
December 05, 2007, 10:14:50 AM »
Lets not be silly!
Auntie Lin x x x x
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DGSquared
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #463 on:
December 05, 2007, 12:12:12 PM »
Two SPAM MESSAGE popping blokes in a tub
found themselves with SPAM MESSAGES to rub
So they took off the lid
Quote from: Lin on December 05, 2007, 10:14:50 AM
Lets not be silly!
Auntie Lin x x x x
In a limerick thread?! Impossible.
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
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Mark H
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Re: Limerick Addicts
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Reply #464 on:
December 05, 2007, 12:26:23 PM »
Two SPAM MESSAGE popping blokes in a tub
found themselves with SPAM MESSAGES to rub
So they took off the lid,
removed the giant squid
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The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes
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Middleclass Machismo
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If poetry is not your thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8
or:
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