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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25185 on: November 15, 2017, 10:56:45 AM »
On a Monday, whilst feeling quite blue
I decided I'd get a tattoo
The inkster, he missed
my wart and my cyst
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25186 on: November 17, 2017, 10:26:02 AM »
On a Monday, whilst feeling quite blue
I decided I'd get a tattoo
The inkster, he missed
my wart and my cyst
and that bastard, he gave me the flu!


So off to the doctor I went
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25187 on: November 17, 2017, 11:48:16 AM »
So off to the doctor I went
to show him my knob, which was bent.
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25188 on: November 17, 2017, 12:03:21 PM »
So off to the doctor I went
to show him my knob, which was bent.
He looked quite surprised :o
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« Reply #25189 on: November 17, 2017, 12:47:52 PM »
So off to the doctor I went
to show him my knob, which was bent.
He looked quite surprised :o
then strongly advised,
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25190 on: November 23, 2017, 11:13:07 AM »
So off to the doctor I went
to show him my knob, which was bent.
He looked quite surprised :o
then strongly advised,
to forget the poem that to the Contest I'd sent
Just a well-read punk peasant

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25191 on: November 24, 2017, 08:39:02 AM »
Sir Dylan di Vilde rode a pig
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« Reply #25192 on: November 24, 2017, 08:41:04 AM »

Sir Dylan di Vilde rode a pig
While holding on to his wig
Just a well-read punk peasant

Going to church makes you a christian as much as standing in a garage makes you a car!

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25193 on: November 24, 2017, 09:05:20 AM »
Sir Dylan di Vilde rode a pig
While holding on to his wig.
But his cock-ring got stuck
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« Reply #25194 on: November 24, 2017, 09:24:34 AM »

Sir Dylan di Vilde rode a pig
While holding on to his wig.
But his cock-ring got stuck
when he shot all his muck
Just a well-read punk peasant

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25195 on: November 24, 2017, 09:32:38 AM »
Sir Dylan di Vilde rode a pig
While holding on to his wig.
But his cock-ring got stuck
when he shot all his muck -
'twas a helluva poetry gig!
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25196 on: November 25, 2017, 09:41:14 AM »
The contest curator was stressed
She did her absolute best
If it weren't for bad plumbing
and dying folks humming
It wouldn't have been such a mess!


The contest has finally been posted
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25197 on: November 25, 2017, 10:07:15 AM »
The contest has finally been posted.
But - horrors! - an entry's been ghosted.

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25198 on: November 27, 2017, 07:29:12 AM »
The contest has finally been posted.
But - horrors! - an entry's been ghosted.
Anonymity aside
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25199 on: November 27, 2017, 09:44:02 AM »

The contest has finally been posted.
But - horrors! - an entry's been ghosted.
Anonymity aside -
it's as broad as it's wide -