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Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language. (Read 2692227 times)
Mark H
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25185 on:
November 15, 2017, 10:56:45 AM »
On a Monday, whilst feeling quite blue
I decided I'd get a tattoo
The inkster, he missed
my wart and my cyst
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DGSquared
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25186 on:
November 17, 2017, 10:26:02 AM »
On a Monday, whilst feeling quite blue
I decided I'd get a tattoo
The inkster, he missed
my wart and my cyst
and that bastard, he gave me the flu!
So off to the doctor I went
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
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Mark H
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Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25187 on:
November 17, 2017, 11:48:16 AM »
So off to the doctor I went
to show him my knob, which was bent.
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DGSquared
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Posts: 8963
May the farce be with you.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25188 on:
November 17, 2017, 12:03:21 PM »
So off to the doctor I went
to show him my knob, which was bent.
He looked quite surprised
Logged
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
Mark H
Hero Member
Posts: 19722
Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25189 on:
November 17, 2017, 12:47:52 PM »
So off to the doctor I went
to show him my knob, which was bent.
He looked quite surprised
then strongly advised,
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Bristle Side Down,
The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes
and
Middleclass Machismo
here:
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If poetry is not your thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8
or:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg
Vienna
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Posts: 7405
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25190 on:
November 23, 2017, 11:13:07 AM »
So off to the doctor I went
to show him my knob, which was bent.
He looked quite surprised
then strongly advised,
to forget the poem that to the Contest I'd sent
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Just a well-read punk peasant
Going to church makes you a christian as much as standing in a garage makes you a car!
Mark H
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Posts: 19722
Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25191 on:
November 24, 2017, 08:39:02 AM »
Sir Dylan di Vilde rode a pig
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The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes
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Middleclass Machismo
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If poetry is not your thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8
or:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg
Vienna
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Posts: 7405
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25192 on:
November 24, 2017, 08:41:04 AM »
Sir Dylan di Vilde rode a pig
While holding on to his wig
Logged
Just a well-read punk peasant
Going to church makes you a christian as much as standing in a garage makes you a car!
Mark H
Hero Member
Posts: 19722
Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25193 on:
November 24, 2017, 09:05:20 AM »
Sir Dylan di Vilde rode a pig
While holding on to his wig.
But his cock-ring got stuck
Logged
Buy
Bristle Side Down,
The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes
and
Middleclass Machismo
here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142
If poetry is not your thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8
or:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg
Vienna
Hero Member
Posts: 7405
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25194 on:
November 24, 2017, 09:24:34 AM »
Sir Dylan di Vilde rode a pig
While holding on to his wig.
But his cock-ring got stuck
when he shot all his muck
Logged
Just a well-read punk peasant
Going to church makes you a christian as much as standing in a garage makes you a car!
Mark H
Hero Member
Posts: 19722
Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25195 on:
November 24, 2017, 09:32:38 AM »
Sir Dylan di Vilde rode a pig
While holding on to his wig.
But his cock-ring got stuck
when he shot all his muck -
'twas a helluva poetry gig!
Logged
Buy
Bristle Side Down,
The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes
and
Middleclass Machismo
here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142
If poetry is not your thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8
or:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg
DGSquared
Hero Member
Posts: 8963
May the farce be with you.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25196 on:
November 25, 2017, 09:41:14 AM »
The contest curator was stressed
She did her absolute best
If it weren't for bad plumbing
and dying folks humming
It wouldn't have been such a mess!
The contest has finally been posted
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
Jo Bannister
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25197 on:
November 25, 2017, 10:07:15 AM »
The contest has finally been posted.
But - horrors! - an entry's been ghosted.
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DGSquared
Hero Member
Posts: 8963
May the farce be with you.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25198 on:
November 27, 2017, 07:29:12 AM »
The contest has finally been posted.
But - horrors! - an entry's been ghosted.
Anonymity aside
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
Jo Bannister
Guest
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25199 on:
November 27, 2017, 09:44:02 AM »
The contest has finally been posted.
But - horrors! - an entry's been ghosted.
Anonymity aside -
it's as broad as it's wide -
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