Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2469600 times)

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #390 on: November 29, 2007, 05:05:18 AM »
Some men are alarmingly fast
and some have wazoo's that are vast!
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #391 on: November 29, 2007, 05:06:45 AM »
Some men are alarmingly fast
and some have wazoo's that are vast!
They sit on their rumps
 
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #392 on: November 29, 2007, 05:14:34 AM »
Some men are alarmingly fast
and some have wazoo's that are vast!
They sit on their rumps
like baboons suff'ring mumps
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #393 on: November 29, 2007, 05:42:15 AM »
Some men are alarmingly fast
and some have wazoo's that are vast!
They sit on their rumps
like baboons suff'ring mumps
Whilst ladies wish they could last
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #394 on: November 29, 2007, 05:47:17 AM »
Sir Nige has a link to his lulu
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #395 on: November 29, 2007, 05:54:24 AM »

Sir Nige has a link to his lulu
Where he has been caught speaking Zulu
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #396 on: November 29, 2007, 05:59:00 AM »
Sir Nige has a link to his lulu
Where he has been caught speaking Zulu
Atabuli M'bongo

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #397 on: November 29, 2007, 06:01:38 AM »
Sir Nige has a link to his lulu
Where he has been caught speaking Zulu
Atabuli M'bongo
It wasn't all wrongo
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #398 on: November 29, 2007, 06:07:03 AM »
Sir Nige has a link to his lulu
Where he has been caught speaking Zulu
Atabuli M'bongo
It wasn't all wrongo
to bango Unbongo Zambulu
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #399 on: November 29, 2007, 06:10:12 AM »
Whilst replenishing my stock of Swarfega

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #400 on: November 29, 2007, 06:15:00 AM »
Whilst replenishing my stock of Swarfega
Made by Deb who once owned an orange Vega
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #401 on: November 29, 2007, 06:40:55 AM »
Whilst replenishing my stock of Swarfega
Made by Deb who once owned an orange Vega
I considered in haste

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #402 on: November 29, 2007, 06:43:49 AM »
Whilst replenishing my stock of Swarfega
Made by Deb who once owned an orange Vega
I considered in haste
Then I tossed it in waste
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #403 on: November 29, 2007, 07:17:36 AM »
Whilst replenishing my stock of Swarfega
Made by Deb who once owned an orange Vega
I considered in haste
Then I tossed it in waste
cause I wanted to appear far less eager.

The Deb Swarfega thing can't be just a coincidence?
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #404 on: November 29, 2007, 11:43:29 AM »
The Deb Swarfega thing can't be just a coincidence?
I Goggled Swafega and thats what came up. I figured Sir Nigel is pretty sharp to make that connection. Then I realized I'd made a typo. Maybe it was a coincidence. I'm liking number four so much, I'm gonna use it here.

Real men should smell of Swafega and grease
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

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