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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25140 on: August 18, 2017, 09:06:52 AM »
She stood moulding a phallus in clay           
put in the kiln by the end of the day             
Then began making balls                             
for the shorts and the talls 
and scrotum in which they could sway.

The scrotum she fashioned from glass
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25141 on: August 18, 2017, 09:16:14 AM »
The scrotum she fashioned from glass
attached a rotund rubber ass
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25142 on: August 18, 2017, 09:21:58 AM »
The scrotum she fashioned from glass
attached a rotund rubber ass
then with left over bits
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« Reply #25143 on: August 18, 2017, 09:23:32 AM »
The scrotum she fashioned from glass
attached a rotund rubber ass
then with left over bits
she propped up her tits
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25144 on: August 18, 2017, 09:25:54 AM »
The scrotum she fashioned from glass
attached a rotund rubber ass
then with left over bits
she propped up her tits
and plated her nipples in brass.

A nipple clamp salesman called Mike
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25145 on: August 21, 2017, 07:11:49 AM »
A nipple clamp salesman called Mike
has something the ladies like
Just a well-read punk peasant

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« Reply #25146 on: August 21, 2017, 07:14:23 AM »
A nipple clamp salesman called Mike
has something the ladies like.
Power and wealth
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25147 on: August 24, 2017, 05:37:42 AM »
A nipple clamp salesman called Mike
has something the ladies like.
Power and wealth
and very good health
Just a well-read punk peasant

Going to church makes you a christian as much as standing in a garage makes you a car!

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25148 on: August 24, 2017, 05:50:43 AM »
A nipple clamp salesman called Mike
has something the ladies like.
Power and wealth
and very good health
and a clit-tickling, ginger, vandyke.

A bungalow builder named Bruce
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25149 on: August 25, 2017, 12:38:16 AM »
A bungalow builder named Bruce
whose partner was known to be loose
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25150 on: August 25, 2017, 02:29:18 AM »
A bungalow builder named Bruce
whose partner was known to be loose.
Decided to make
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« Reply #25151 on: August 25, 2017, 08:00:23 AM »
A bungalow builder named Bruce
whose partner was known to be loose.
Decided to make
a scrotum shaped cake
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25152 on: August 28, 2017, 05:28:50 PM »
A bungalow builder named Bruce
whose partner was known to be loose.
Decided to make
a scrotum shaped cake
and stuffed down the throat of a goose

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25153 on: August 28, 2017, 05:30:10 PM »
Ms. Lovelace had a deep throat

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« Reply #25154 on: August 29, 2017, 02:29:55 AM »
Ms. Lovelace had a deep throat
so could gargle a very high note.
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