Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.

[Sir Nigel]

Rubbish limerick you started there Saturnine – rubbish. You do realise you’re playing with the big lads now don’t you ?

[Mark H]

Like a rose between two knobs!

[Mark H]

There once was a munter from Monmouth

[Sir Nigel]

There once was a munter from Monmouth
Who lithped when he played conkerth

[Amie]

There once was a munter from Monmouth
Who lithped when he played with his conkerth
though those nuts wouldn't break

[Sir Nigel]

There once was a munter from Monmouth
Who lithped when he played with his conkerth
though those nuts wouldn't break
They were plastic and fake

[Mark H]

There once was a munter from Monmouth
Who lithped when he played with his conkerth
though those nuts wouldn't break
They were plastic and fake
of cheateth at conketh don’t speaketh.

[Pippie]

Today I stood in a Barker's Egg,

[Amie]

Today I stood in a Barker's Egg,
and commenced my bark, stood on one leg

[Pippie]

Today I stood in a Barkers Egg,
and commenced my bark, stood on one leg
but the noise and smell did effect my balance

[Lin]

Pippie your last line was more than the required words for a limerick
This would be enough



Today I stood in a Barkers Egg,
and commenced my bark, stood on one leg
but the noise and smell

[Mark H]

Today I stood in a Barkers Egg,
and commenced my bark, stood on one leg
but the noise and smell
were like bakery hell

[Narnian Prince]

Today I stood in a Barkers Egg,
and commenced my bark, stood on one leg
but the noise and smell
were like bakery hell
I had to get down to beg

Whilst walking in the park one day

[Mark H]

Whilst walking in the park one day
in the very merry month of May
I was taken by surprise
by a bugger twice my size
So I kicked him in the balls and ran away!

[Narnian Prince]

Watching the sun rise one chilly morning