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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #990 on: January 14, 2008, 09:32:54 PM »
Pelagic fish are largely round-bodied
And they taste really good off the barbi

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Pelagic fish are largely round-bodied
And they taste really good when they're barbied 
with lemon and salt
and a wee bit of malt
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #991 on: January 14, 2008, 09:43:45 PM »
Pelagic fish are largely round-bodied
And they taste really good when they're barbied
with lemon and salt
and a wee bit of malt
they're almost as good as a veggie-burger (OK, CaddyJ. I guess you win)
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #992 on: January 14, 2008, 10:02:20 PM »
There was a bumbling farmer of olives (Note to X ~ there's about 50 of these 67 pages that will make you blow a gasket so take your meds before reading the rest)

rhym·ing.
–noun 1. identity in sound of some part, esp. the end, of words or lines of verse
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #993 on: January 14, 2008, 10:15:42 PM »
There was a bumbling farmer of olives
who just loved to sniff the adhesives
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #994 on: January 14, 2008, 10:40:07 PM »
There was a bumbling farmer of olives
who just loved to sniff the adhesives    ? 8)
made all their heads ache
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #995 on: January 14, 2008, 11:08:48 PM »
There was a bumbling farmer of olives
who just loved to sniff the adhesives    ?  8)
made all their heads ache
till she stepped on a rake
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #996 on: January 14, 2008, 11:27:11 PM »
There was a bumbling farmer of olives
who just loved to sniff the adhesives    ?  Cool
made all their heads ache
till she stepped on a rake
and the apple was not one of Eves's (Yeah, OK CaddyJ, don't rub it in. You threw me a wobbly one there and I failed completely.)
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #997 on: January 14, 2008, 11:28:46 PM »
There was a failed rhymist called Xerika
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #998 on: January 14, 2008, 11:42:22 PM »
There was a failed rhymist called Xerika
who made a good friend in America              (humbly accepted ~ no harm no foul)
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #999 on: January 15, 2008, 02:19:02 AM »
There was a failed rhymist called Xerika
who made a good friend in America
She had one in France

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #1000 on: January 15, 2008, 03:28:30 AM »
There was a failed rhymist called Xerika
Who made a good friend in America
She had one in France
That taught her to dance
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #1001 on: January 15, 2008, 05:31:17 AM »
There was a failed rhymist called Xerika
Who made a good friend in America
She had one in France
That taught her to dance
wearing wellington boots and a burkha.
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #1002 on: January 15, 2008, 06:34:44 AM »
Lin's flying to London this week


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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #1003 on: January 15, 2008, 07:16:06 AM »
Lin's flying to London this week
Is she some sort of half-bird freak??

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #1004 on: January 15, 2008, 07:20:49 AM »
Lin's flying to London this week
Is she some sort of half-bird freak??
Or maybe a witch?
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