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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #975 on: January 14, 2008, 02:52:06 PM »
I really liked that limerick - well done
it was both eco friendly and fun
With such caring folks
and their cheap vulgar jokes
No wonder this site is such fun!
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #976 on: January 14, 2008, 02:54:26 PM »
A penguin was sniffing pink panties
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #977 on: January 14, 2008, 03:31:15 PM »
A penguin was sniffing pink panties
they're my Nan's or maybe my aunty's
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #978 on: January 14, 2008, 04:44:37 PM »
A penguin was sniffing pink panties
they're my Nan's or maybe my aunty's
when right up his nose
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #979 on: January 14, 2008, 05:07:43 PM »
A penguin was sniffing pink panties
they're my Nan's or maybe my aunty's
when right up his nose
a stray curly hair goes
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #980 on: January 14, 2008, 05:18:11 PM »
A penguin was sniffing pink panties
they're my Nan's or maybe my aunty's
when right up his nose
a stray curly hair goes
planted by some wild vigilantes
 
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #981 on: January 14, 2008, 06:43:36 PM »
Death by pubic hair how tragic!
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #982 on: January 14, 2008, 06:51:48 PM »
Death by pubic hair how tragic!
He honestly thought it was magic
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #983 on: January 14, 2008, 06:54:55 PM »
Death by pubic hair how tragic!
He honestly thought it was magic
But a look down his throat
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #984 on: January 14, 2008, 06:58:28 PM »
Death by pubic hair how tragic!
He honestly thought it was magic
But a look down his throat
showed more hair than a goat
She shivered and asked, "Papa, why turn over our water jugs at night?"

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #985 on: January 14, 2008, 07:07:03 PM »
Death by pubic hair how tragic!
He honestly thought it was magic
But a look down his throat
showed more hair than a goat
revealing he wasn't pelagic
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #986 on: January 14, 2008, 07:41:37 PM »
Pelagic fish are largely round-bodied  (Not the flattened bottom-dwellers)
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #987 on: January 14, 2008, 07:46:15 PM »
Pelagic fish are largely round-bodied
And they taste really good when they're barbied
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #988 on: January 14, 2008, 08:30:24 PM »
Pelagic fish are largely round-bodied
And they taste really good off the barbi 
with lemon and salt
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #989 on: January 14, 2008, 08:33:03 PM »
Pelagic fish are largely round-bodied
And they taste really good off the barbi

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CaddyJ has told us how he likes his fish cooked but hasn't rhymed with 'bodied'

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