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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #960 on: January 12, 2008, 05:40:21 PM »
I swam in the sea and turned blue
I can't reach the shore, what do I do?
Should I holler and shout.
maybe just thrash about?
Oh whoops, I've just done a poo.
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #961 on: January 12, 2008, 05:43:06 PM »
Those who crap in the sea are disgusting...
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #962 on: January 12, 2008, 05:58:59 PM »
Those who crap in the sea are disgusting
and their bums are in need of adjusting
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #963 on: January 12, 2008, 07:33:21 PM »
Those who crap in the sea are disgusting
and their bums are in need of adjusting
a large cork might suffice
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #964 on: January 12, 2008, 07:52:36 PM »
Those who crap in the sea are disgusting
and their bums are in need of adjusting
a large cork might suffice
or a big block of ice
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #965 on: January 12, 2008, 09:09:29 PM »
Those who crap in the sea are disgusting
and their bums are in need of adjusting
a large cork might suffice
or a big block of ice
to hold it all in 'til they're bustin'.
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #966 on: January 12, 2008, 09:38:34 PM »
Lousy litterbugs ought to be shot
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #967 on: January 12, 2008, 10:43:10 PM »
Lousy litterbugs ought to be shot
And given their own little plot
Wolves civilised man

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #968 on: January 13, 2008, 01:06:03 AM »
Lousy litterbugs ought to be shot
And given their own little plot
Pick up their own trash
 
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #969 on: January 13, 2008, 02:06:29 AM »
Not paid any cash
Wolves civilised man

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #970 on: January 13, 2008, 05:04:12 PM »
Lousy litterbugs ought to be shot
And given their own little plot
Pick up their own trash
Not paid any cash
And then planted in landfills to rot
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #971 on: January 14, 2008, 06:24:43 AM »
I really liked that limerick - well done

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #972 on: January 14, 2008, 06:31:13 AM »
I really liked that limerick - well done
it was both eco friendly and fun
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #973 on: January 14, 2008, 07:10:46 AM »
I really liked that limerick - well done
it was both eco friendly and fun
With such caring folks

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #974 on: January 14, 2008, 08:29:35 AM »
I really liked that limerick - well done
it was both eco friendly and fun
With such caring folks
and their cheap vulgar jokes