Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2478039 times)

Offline Big T

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #930 on: January 11, 2008, 04:43:49 AM »
There was a young Genie called Phuk  (Valid name in Thailand!)
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #931 on: January 11, 2008, 05:51:03 AM »
There was a young Genie called Phuk
And his surname of Kew brought bad luck

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #932 on: January 11, 2008, 10:55:35 AM »
There was a young Genie called Phuk
And his surname of Kew brought bad luck
Unluckier even still


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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #933 on: January 11, 2008, 11:13:20 AM »
There was a young Genie called Phuk
And his surname of Kew brought bad luck
Unluckier still
They nicknamed him Will
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #934 on: January 11, 2008, 11:40:33 AM »
There was a young Genie called Phuk
And his surname of Kew brought bad luck
Unluckier still
They nicknamed him Will
but he altered his first name to Fuque.
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #935 on: January 11, 2008, 11:59:16 AM »
There was a young girl from Tokyo

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #936 on: January 11, 2008, 12:29:11 PM »
There was a young girl from Tokyo
who met an Italian called Romeo
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #937 on: January 11, 2008, 01:17:58 PM »
There was a young girl from Tokyo
who met an Italian called Romeo
She walked down his back
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #938 on: January 11, 2008, 01:27:22 PM »
There was a young girl from Tokyo
Who met an Italian called Romeo
she walked down his back
until she heard it crack
« Last Edit: January 11, 2008, 01:30:33 PM by Lightning »

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #939 on: January 11, 2008, 02:04:45 PM »
There was a young girl from Tokyo
Who met an Italian called Romeo
she walked down his back
and fell in his crack      (slight mod... hope you don't mind)
he farted and now she's in Borneo!
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #940 on: January 11, 2008, 02:30:17 PM »
Now can we be boring have some clean limericks!!LOL

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #941 on: January 11, 2008, 03:40:37 PM »
Mr. Clean was a boring old chap
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #942 on: January 11, 2008, 04:02:55 PM »
with his bucket in hand

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #943 on: January 11, 2008, 04:30:14 PM »
Mr. Clean was a boring old chap
with his bucket in hand couldn't clap   Hope you don't mind that I altered it a bit to make it fit. ;)
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Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #944 on: January 11, 2008, 07:07:10 PM »
Mr. Clean was a boring old chap
with his bucket in hand couldn't clap
so though tidy and trim
"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." - Kafka