Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2481041 times)

Sir Nigel

  • Guest
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #915 on: January 10, 2008, 07:55:08 AM »
An inspector of taxes named Hunt
Found his taxing checking pencil was blunt

Offline Mark H

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19722
  • Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #916 on: January 10, 2008, 07:59:55 AM »
An inspector of taxes named Hunt
Found his tax checking pencil was blunt
So he borrowed my pen
Buy Bristle Side Down, The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes and Middleclass Machismo here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142

If poetry is not your thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8 or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg

Sir Nigel

  • Guest
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #917 on: January 10, 2008, 08:03:14 AM »
An inspector of taxes named Hunt
Found his taxing checking pencil was blunt
So he borrowed my pen
And had just clicked it when…

Offline Mark H

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19722
  • Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #918 on: January 10, 2008, 08:24:23 AM »
An inspector of taxes named Hunt
Found his tax checking pencil was blunt
So he borrowed my pen
And had just clicked it when…
I spilt really hot tea down his front.
Buy Bristle Side Down, The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes and Middleclass Machismo here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142

If poetry is not your thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8 or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg

Sir Nigel

  • Guest
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #919 on: January 10, 2008, 08:31:27 AM »
Tsssk.


Hmmm. You see,

I was expecting more from you there Citabria old pal.  A last minute swerve eg.
‘It exploded all over the poor fellow’  You’re supposed to be the man who boldly goes where no decent right-thinking person with any taste or discretion would go.

But he spilt his tea. Dearie me.


Offline Mark H

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19722
  • Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #920 on: January 10, 2008, 09:10:03 AM »
You confused me by making the tax inspector a he!
Buy Bristle Side Down, The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes and Middleclass Machismo here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142

If poetry is not your thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8 or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg

Sir Nigel

  • Guest
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #921 on: January 10, 2008, 09:18:08 AM »
A pitiless tax girl with specs

Offline Mark H

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19722
  • Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #922 on: January 10, 2008, 09:53:54 AM »
A pitiless tax girl with specs
and a VAT man in bri-nylon keks
Buy Bristle Side Down, The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes and Middleclass Machismo here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142

If poetry is not your thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8 or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg

Sir Nigel

  • Guest
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #923 on: January 10, 2008, 10:10:32 AM »
A pitiless tax girl with specs
and a VAT man in bri-nylon keks
died slowly and painfully

Offline ellie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5174
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #924 on: January 10, 2008, 04:03:12 PM »
A pitiless tax girl with specs
and a VAT man in bri-nylon keks
died slowly and painfully
whilst mating very fleshly              (is there any other way,I ask myself ? :-\))
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity
Oscar Wilde
http://www.goldstarbooks.co.uk/ellie_Bowdery.htm

Offline DGSquared

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8952
  • May the farce be with you.
    • Station Shorts
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #925 on: January 10, 2008, 05:33:05 PM »
A pitiless tax girl with specs
and a VAT man in bri-nylon keks
died slowly and painfully
whilst mating very fleshly              (is there any other way,I ask myself ? ))
because they were having hot sex.
 
Is that better Sir Nigel? Not that I'm picking up the ball for Cita. ;) Down boy.  ??? Must everything we say have those connotations. ::) :D
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Offline Big T

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5356
  • Cheers, enjoy your day!
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #926 on: January 10, 2008, 11:57:45 PM »
life without sex is dull    ;D
Big T  :o

Lin

  • Guest
Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #927 on: January 11, 2008, 03:35:36 AM »
Life without sex is dull 
And in Scotland they do it on Mull
But the sheep are unmoved 

Offline chillies

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 763
Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #928 on: January 11, 2008, 04:34:13 AM »
Life without sex is dull
And in Scotland they do it on Mull
But the sheep are unmoved
It has been proved


Sir Nigel

  • Guest
Re: Limerick Addicts/Rhyming Dictionary essential!
« Reply #929 on: January 11, 2008, 04:39:25 AM »
Life without sex is dull 
And in Scotland they do it on Mull
But the sheep are unmoved
It has been proved
It’s like doing it with someone from Hull