Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2603652 times)

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #900 on: January 10, 2008, 03:23:19 AM »
The Limerickers here are quite sassy
But their founder isnt quite a young lassy
Almost sixty and fat
A blob on the mat                                                 (sorry couldnt resist that !)


Ok you finish it I wont be offended!!LOL

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #901 on: January 10, 2008, 03:28:10 AM »
The Limerickers here are quite sassy
But their founder isnt quite a young lassy
Almost sixty and fat
A blob on the mat
But she still likes a roll in the grassy!   ;D     
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #902 on: January 10, 2008, 03:33:59 AM »
The redneck tried being a poet
But the metre for such he did blow it
Not quite fourty nine
And out of his mind                    (your turn friends, no worries!  ;D)
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #903 on: January 10, 2008, 05:53:49 AM »
The redneck tried being a poet
But the metre for such he did blow it
Not quite fourty nine
And out of his mind
He's insane but he just doesn't know it.
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #904 on: January 10, 2008, 06:12:29 AM »
A fat bottomed floozy named Zelda

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #905 on: January 10, 2008, 06:26:58 AM »
A fat bottomed floozy named Zelda
stood on a chair and propelled a
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #906 on: January 10, 2008, 06:33:43 AM »
A fat bottomed floozy named Zelda
stood on a chair and propelled a
large dinner plate

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #907 on: January 10, 2008, 06:37:48 AM »
A fat bottomed floozy named Zelda
stood on a chair and propelled a
large dinner plate
on to her mate
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #908 on: January 10, 2008, 06:40:00 AM »
A fat bottomed floozy named Zelda
stood on a chair and propelled a
large dinner plate
on to her mate
Where it smashed on her forehead and felled her

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #909 on: January 10, 2008, 06:47:05 AM »
A toothless old crone called Bertha

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #910 on: January 10, 2008, 06:48:13 AM »
A toothless old crone called Bertha
Went to the woods to unearth a
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #911 on: January 10, 2008, 06:50:58 AM »
A toothless old crone called Bertha
Went to the woods to unearth a
pair of false teeth
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #912 on: January 10, 2008, 07:08:04 AM »
A toothless old crone called Bertha
Went to the woods to unearth a
pair of false teeth
and a hostage from Leith

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #913 on: January 10, 2008, 07:11:25 AM »
A toothless old crone called Bertha
Went to the woods to unearth a
pair of false teeth
and a hostage from Leith
till the gravedigger came and re-earthed her.
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #914 on: January 10, 2008, 07:32:44 AM »
An inspector of taxes named Hunt
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