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Offline Gyppo

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #870 on: January 08, 2008, 03:34:56 AM »
The problem with trusting feng shui
is which way to aim whilst you pee
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #871 on: January 08, 2008, 03:50:21 AM »
The problem with trusting feng shui
is which way to aim whilst you pee
round the plant in the loo
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #872 on: January 08, 2008, 03:54:33 AM »
The problem with trusting feng shui
is which way to aim whilst you pee
round the plant in the loo
and the Dream-Catcher too
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #873 on: January 08, 2008, 04:19:53 AM »
The problem with trusting feng shui
is which way to aim whilst you pee
round the plant in the loo
and the Dream-Catcher too
Huh! I dont have that option OKAY!@!

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #874 on: January 08, 2008, 04:24:52 AM »
Feng Shoe, Feng Shwee or Fung Shway?

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #875 on: January 08, 2008, 04:46:04 AM »
Feng Shoe, Feng Shwee or Fung Shway?
Sir Nigel was tempted to say
Big T  :o

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #876 on: January 08, 2008, 05:03:11 AM »
Feng Shoe, Feng Shwee or Fung Shway?
Sir Nigel was tempted to say
if you're gay you say sway
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #877 on: January 08, 2008, 05:04:47 AM »
Feng Shoe, Feng Shwee or Fung Shway?
Sir Nigel was tempted to say
if you're gay you say sway
I say Shooey OK?

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #878 on: January 08, 2008, 05:14:31 AM »
Feng Shoe, Feng Shwee or Fung Shway?
Sir Nigel was tempted to say
if you're gay you say sway
I say Shooey OK?
Only Northerners say it that way!
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #879 on: January 08, 2008, 05:17:51 AM »
Note to Citabria:  Too many Ays in that last one – it sounds like Anfield on a Saturday night


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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #880 on: January 08, 2008, 05:40:46 AM »
There once was a short-sighted tranny
tried to muff dive a warty old granny
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #881 on: January 08, 2008, 05:54:53 AM »
There once was a short-sighted tranny
tried to muff dive a warty old granny
But the granny said ‘Dearie…’

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #882 on: January 08, 2008, 12:59:09 PM »
 
There once was a short-sighted tranny
tried to muff dive a warty old granny
But the granny said ‘Dearie…’
I'm doin' a Timothy Leary
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #883 on: January 08, 2008, 08:55:48 PM »
There once was a short-sighted tranny
tried to muff dive a warty old granny
But the granny said ‘Dearie…’
I'm doin' a Timothy Leary
So you can't really expect me to come up with a last line for a bloody limerick with all this stuff blowing my head right now, man(eeee)
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #884 on: January 08, 2008, 08:59:17 PM »
I knew a few limerick addicts
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