Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2478536 times)

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #855 on: January 06, 2008, 07:38:35 PM »
"For lunch we had pretzels and beer."
Said the drunken slob with a sneer
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #856 on: January 06, 2008, 08:41:13 PM »
"For lunch we had pretzels and beer."
Said the drunken slob with a sneer
"But for dinner it's cabbage."
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #857 on: January 07, 2008, 02:50:49 AM »
"For lunch we had pretzels and beer."
Said the drunken slob with a sneer
"But for dinner it's cabbage,
then a lecture on Babbage,"
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #858 on: January 07, 2008, 03:28:58 AM »
"For lunch we had pretzels and beer."
Said the drunken slob with a sneer
"But for dinner it's cabbage,
then a lecture on Babbage,"
Proving that drunks are indeed queer.

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #859 on: January 07, 2008, 06:57:08 AM »
Kim and Bubba, a suspicious pair
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #860 on: January 07, 2008, 08:07:51 AM »
Kim and Bubba, a suspicious pair
Wore high heels but were otherwise bare

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #861 on: January 07, 2008, 10:59:56 AM »
Kim and Bubba, a suspicious pair
Wore high heels but were otherwise bare
When the police arrested Kim

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #862 on: January 07, 2008, 11:23:02 AM »
Kim and Bubba, a suspicious pair
Wore high heels but were otherwise bare
When the police arrested Kim
She told them her name was Jim
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #863 on: January 07, 2008, 02:47:23 PM »
 
Kim and Bubba, a suspicious pair
Wore high heels but were otherwise bare
When the police arrested Kim
She told them her name was Jim
Hoffa, "and that's my friend Baudelaire".
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #864 on: January 07, 2008, 06:39:57 PM »
A farmer was walking to market
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #865 on: January 07, 2008, 09:31:20 PM »
A farmer was walking to market
'Cause he hadn't a car to park it
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #866 on: January 07, 2008, 09:33:41 PM »
A farmer was walking to market
'Cause he hadn't a car to park it
A limo pulled up
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #867 on: January 07, 2008, 09:41:22 PM »
A farmer was walking to market
'Cause he hadn't a car to park it
A limo pulled up
On the hood was a cup
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #868 on: January 08, 2008, 02:17:43 AM »
A farmer was walking to market
'Cause he hadn't a car to park it
A limo pulled up
On the hood was a cup
With smokes and a lighter to spark it. 
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #869 on: January 08, 2008, 03:32:07 AM »
The problem with trusting feng shui
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