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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #825 on: January 04, 2008, 03:15:45 PM »
I met a few limerick addicts
One of whom his name was Maddix
his metre was broken
his humour merely token
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #826 on: January 05, 2008, 03:59:34 AM »
I met a few limerick addicts
One of whom his name was Maddix
His metre was broken
His humour merely token
His true talent was fixing the attics

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #827 on: January 05, 2008, 04:06:21 AM »
There was a young woman from Groningen

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #828 on: January 05, 2008, 04:09:53 AM »
There was a young woman from Groningen
her dastardly husband was gone again
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #829 on: January 05, 2008, 04:37:48 AM »
There was a young woman from Groningen
Her dastardly husband was gone again
A wandering soul, the dear lad was

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #830 on: January 05, 2008, 05:05:57 AM »
NP your last line is a bit too long how about "Her wandering soul" and then the next contribution

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #831 on: January 05, 2008, 06:11:09 AM »
There was a young woman from Groningen
Her dastardly husband was gone again
A wandering soul,
fell down a big hole
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #832 on: January 05, 2008, 07:08:24 AM »
There was a young woman from Groningen
Her dastardly husband was gone again
A wandering soul,
fell down a big hole
where he wrote some nice prose for comp thirty-seven

http://www.mywriterscircle.com/index.php?topic=11937.msg128280#msg128280
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #833 on: January 05, 2008, 07:41:50 AM »
While Hilary's surely batty
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #834 on: January 05, 2008, 08:04:55 AM »
While Hilary's surely batty
And Julia's gone all catty

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #835 on: January 05, 2008, 03:43:09 PM »
While Hilary's surely batty
And Julia's gone all catty
Miss Muffett is fine
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #836 on: January 05, 2008, 05:49:57 PM »
While Hilary's surely batty
And Julia's gone all catty
Miss Muffett is fine
but drinks too much wine
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #837 on: January 05, 2008, 05:53:11 PM »
While Hilary's surely batty
And Julia's gone all catty
Miss Muffett is fine
but drinks too much wine
which makes her behaviour quite scatty.
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #838 on: January 05, 2008, 08:37:54 PM »
A snowman was lost on the beach
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #839 on: January 06, 2008, 02:36:10 AM »
A snowman was lost on the beach
His compass was just out of reach
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