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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #810 on: January 04, 2008, 05:40:25 AM »
Donít beat her to death with a willy
to waste a good virgin is silly
So put away percy
and show her some mercy
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #811 on: January 04, 2008, 05:43:29 AM »
Don’t beat her to death with a willy
to waste a good virgin is silly
So put away percy
and show her some mercy
and shaft her big sister, called Dilly.
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #812 on: January 04, 2008, 05:46:55 AM »
If Dilly wonít dally your dong

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #813 on: January 04, 2008, 05:58:46 AM »
If Dilly wonít dally your dong
it may be because it's too long
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #814 on: January 04, 2008, 06:02:10 AM »
If Dilly won’t dally your dong
it may be because it's too long
so just slice off a portion
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #815 on: January 04, 2008, 06:09:46 AM »
If Dilly wonít dally your dong
it may be because it's too long
So just slice of a portion
But I would advise caution

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #816 on: January 04, 2008, 06:11:13 AM »
If Dilly wonít dally your dong
it may be because it's too long
So just slice of a portion
But I would advise caution
'cause knob slicing often goes wrong  :-[
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #817 on: January 04, 2008, 08:05:37 AM »
If stuck for an opening line

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #818 on: January 04, 2008, 08:12:10 AM »
If stuck for an opening line
try, There once was woman devine
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #819 on: January 04, 2008, 08:15:44 AM »
If stuck for an opening line
try, There once was woman devine
A goddess perhaps?

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #820 on: January 04, 2008, 08:28:39 AM »
If stuck for an opening line
try, There once was woman divine
A goddess perhaps?
with nice teeth; no gaps.
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #821 on: January 04, 2008, 08:49:28 AM »
If stuck for an opening line
try, There once was woman divine
A goddess perhaps?
with nice teeth; no gaps.
Out of my league then, you swine!

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #822 on: January 04, 2008, 11:09:46 AM »
I met a few limerick addicts
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #823 on: January 04, 2008, 11:25:17 AM »
I met a few limerick addicts
One of whom his name was Maddix

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #824 on: January 04, 2008, 01:24:05 PM »
I met a few limerick addicts
One of whom his name was Maddix
his metre was broken
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas