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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #795 on: January 04, 2008, 02:06:22 AM »
CaddyJ is the new kid in town
some would boff he's some sort of a clown
his metre was good
and was quick to get wood
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #796 on: January 04, 2008, 03:58:14 AM »
CaddyJ is the new kid in town
some would boff he's some sort of a clown
his metre was good
and was quick to get wood
and the ends of those woods are all brown. (Golf reference obviously - Caddy!)
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #797 on: January 04, 2008, 04:20:04 AM »
There once was an aardvark named Clark
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #798 on: January 04, 2008, 04:22:38 AM »
There once was an aardvark named Clark
who went for a walk in the park
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #799 on: January 04, 2008, 04:27:29 AM »
There once was an aardvark named Clark
who went for a walk in the park
he met a French poodle
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #800 on: January 04, 2008, 04:35:21 AM »
There once was an aardvark named Clark
who went for a walk in the park
he met a French poodle
that yipped "Cock-a-doodle"
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #801 on: January 04, 2008, 04:37:16 AM »
There once was an aardvark named Clark
who went for a walk in the park
he met a French poodle
that yipped "Cock-a-doodle"
and crowed at the sign of first dark!
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #802 on: January 04, 2008, 04:44:36 AM »
The New year came in with a bang
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #803 on: January 04, 2008, 04:50:15 AM »
The New year came in with a bang
said the Count as he sharpend his fang
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #804 on: January 04, 2008, 04:51:23 AM »
The New year came in with a bang
said the Count as he sharpend his fang
"Fetch me a virgin!"
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #805 on: January 04, 2008, 04:57:35 AM »
The New year came in with a bang
said the Count as he sharpend his fang
"Fetch me a virgin!"
"a buxom blonde German"
"People places and things, of which, people grasp our hands and look into our souls, slighting the other two. To exchange in the same jargon and know the others joy of finding an epiphany in the joust, proves our value to each." ~ some redneck from Texas

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #806 on: January 04, 2008, 05:11:20 AM »
The New year came in with a bang
said the Count as he sharpend his fang
"Fetch me a virgin!"
"a buxom blonde German"
and I'll beat her to death with my wang.
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #807 on: January 04, 2008, 05:20:52 AM »
Donít beat her to death with a willy

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #808 on: January 04, 2008, 05:25:27 AM »
Don’t beat her to death with a willy
to waste a good virgin is silly
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #809 on: January 04, 2008, 05:35:48 AM »
Donít beat her to death with a willy
to waste a good virgin is silly
So put away percy