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Offline allyrose

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #75 on: November 07, 2007, 12:19:31 PM »
I had a dog named Paddy

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #76 on: November 07, 2007, 01:21:16 PM »
I once had a dog name of Paddy
He was a right crotch-sniffing baddy!
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #77 on: November 07, 2007, 02:45:45 PM »
I once had a dog name of Paddy
He was a right crotch-sniffing baddy!
Stuck his nose in my 'stuff'
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« Reply #78 on: November 07, 2007, 04:53:16 PM »
I once had a dog name of Paddy
He was a right crotch-sniffing baddy!
Stuck his nose in my 'stuff'
Then left in a huff

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« Reply #79 on: November 07, 2007, 06:36:26 PM »
I once had a dog name of Paddy
He was a right crotch-sniffing baddy!
Stuck his nose in my 'stuff'
then left in a huff
and now works for T. Woods as a caddy
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #80 on: November 07, 2007, 06:46:43 PM »
A jazz player from New Orleans
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #81 on: November 07, 2007, 07:09:56 PM »
A jazz player from New Orleans
sold his sax and then joined the marines
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #82 on: November 07, 2007, 07:40:39 PM »
A jazz player from New Orleans
sold his sax and then joined the marines
They shaved all his hair
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #83 on: November 07, 2007, 08:09:19 PM »
A jazz player from New Orleans
sold his sax and then joined the marines
They shaved all his hair
Which gave him a scare
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« Reply #84 on: November 07, 2007, 08:12:21 PM »
A jazz player from New Orleans
sold his sax and then joined the marines
They shaved all his hair
Which gave him a scare
Cos he'd got a bad case of Saturnines
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #85 on: November 07, 2007, 10:47:43 PM »
DSquared was out galloping one day

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #86 on: November 08, 2007, 04:41:44 AM »
DSquared was out galloping one day
On his hobby horse extremely gay

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #87 on: November 08, 2007, 04:48:56 AM »
DSquared was out galloping one day
On his hobby horse extremely gay
When on the rise he thought he saw

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #88 on: November 08, 2007, 05:42:01 AM »
DSquared was out galloping one day
On his hobby horse extremely gay
When on the rise he saw
A bedraggled old whore

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #89 on: November 08, 2007, 05:49:42 AM »
DSquared was out galloping one day
On his hobby horse extremely gay
When on the rise he saw
A bedraggled old whore
who was fondling a skanky toupee
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