Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2156476 times)

Sir Nigel

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #60 on: November 07, 2007, 05:23:26 AM »
Watching the sunrise one morning
As I sat ‘neath my blue stripey awning

(ps. I’ve removed your ‘chilly’. So there)

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« Reply #61 on: November 07, 2007, 05:30:31 AM »
Watching the sunrise one morning
As I sat ‘neath my blue stripey awning
I cuddled my koala
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« Reply #62 on: November 07, 2007, 06:59:13 AM »
Watching the sunrise one morning
As I sat ‘neath my blue stripey awning
I cuddled my koala
And sang la la la la

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« Reply #63 on: November 07, 2007, 07:02:04 AM »
Watching the sunrise one morning
As I sat ‘neath my blue stripey awning
I cuddled my koala
And sang la la la la
then ripped off his ear with no warning.
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Sir Nigel

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« Reply #64 on: November 07, 2007, 07:21:24 AM »
As her knicker elastic went twang

Narnian Prince

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« Reply #65 on: November 07, 2007, 07:23:27 AM »
As her knicker elastic went twang
She heard the back door go 'bang!'

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« Reply #66 on: November 07, 2007, 07:28:55 AM »
As her knicker elastic went twang
she heard the back door go sh’bang!
and then in rushed a prince
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« Reply #67 on: November 07, 2007, 08:12:31 AM »
As her knicker elastic went twang
she heard the back door go sh’bang!
and then in rushed a prince
(though it was more of a mince)


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« Reply #68 on: November 07, 2007, 08:56:36 AM »
Sorry Snige, I came over all Leary.

As her knicker elastic went twang
she heard the back door go sh’bang!
and then in minced a prince
with a scrotum of quince
and a runcible spoon for a wang
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #69 on: November 07, 2007, 09:43:42 AM »
Whilst strangling a troublesome cat

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« Reply #70 on: November 07, 2007, 10:37:43 AM »
Whilst strangling a troublesome cat
that incessantly shat on my mat
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« Reply #71 on: November 07, 2007, 10:48:17 AM »
Whilst strangling a troublesome cat
that incessantly shat on my mat
I was startled to see

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« Reply #72 on: November 07, 2007, 11:05:04 AM »
Whilst strangling a troublesome cat
that incessantly shat on my mat
I was startled to see
a humongous pink flea
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Lin

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #73 on: November 07, 2007, 11:05:45 AM »
Great to see you are all improving and improvising!!  Well done addicts - Im enjoying this so much more now.   Thank you

Lin

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #74 on: November 07, 2007, 11:38:12 AM »
Whilst strangling a troublesome cat
that incessantly shat on my mat
I was startled to see
a humongous pink flea
whose cat gorging had made him real fat

p.s thanks Lin  ;D