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Sir Nigel

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2007, 04:55:05 AM »
Rubbish limerick you started there Saturnine Ė rubbish. You do realise youíre playing with the big lads now donít you ?

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« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2007, 04:58:44 AM »
Like a rose between two knobs!
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« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2007, 05:01:13 AM »
There once was a munter from Monmouth
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« Reply #48 on: November 06, 2007, 05:25:19 AM »
There once was a munter from Monmouth
Who lithped when he played conkerth

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« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2007, 05:43:09 AM »
There once was a munter from Monmouth
Who lithped when he played with his conkerth
though those nuts wouldn't break
"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." - Kafka

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« Reply #50 on: November 06, 2007, 06:06:52 AM »
There once was a munter from Monmouth
Who lithped when he played with his conkerth
though those nuts wouldn't break
They were plastic and fake

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« Reply #51 on: November 06, 2007, 07:15:27 AM »
There once was a munter from Monmouth
Who lithped when he played with his conkerth
though those nuts wouldn't break
They were plastic and fake
of cheateth at conketh donít speaketh.
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #52 on: November 06, 2007, 07:18:18 AM »
Today I stood in a Barker's Egg,

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« Reply #53 on: November 06, 2007, 10:24:17 AM »
Today I stood in a Barker's Egg,
and commenced my bark, stood on one leg
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #54 on: November 06, 2007, 01:05:34 PM »
Today I stood in a Barkers Egg,
and commenced my bark, stood on one leg
but the noise and smell did effect my balance

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #55 on: November 07, 2007, 03:57:18 AM »
Pippie your last line was more than the required words for a limerick
This would be enough



Today I stood in a Barkers Egg,
and commenced my bark, stood on one leg
but the noise and smell

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« Reply #56 on: November 07, 2007, 04:11:19 AM »
Today I stood in a Barkers Egg,
and commenced my bark, stood on one leg
but the noise and smell
were like bakery hell
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« Reply #57 on: November 07, 2007, 04:12:27 AM »
Today I stood in a Barkers Egg,
and commenced my bark, stood on one leg
but the noise and smell
were like bakery hell
I had to get down to beg

Whilst walking in the park one day

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #58 on: November 07, 2007, 04:23:55 AM »
Whilst walking in the park one day
in the very merry month of May
I was taken by surprise
by a bugger twice my size
So I kicked him in the balls and ran away!
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #59 on: November 07, 2007, 04:33:32 AM »
Watching the sun rise one chilly morning