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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #420 on: November 30, 2007, 05:07:28 AM »
Whilst rowing a boat o'er the sea

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« Reply #421 on: November 30, 2007, 05:19:28 AM »
Whilst rowing a boat o'er the sea
with an owl, in our boat stained with pee
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #422 on: November 30, 2007, 07:48:00 AM »
Nobody likes your second line. Nobody wants to go near it. Why not write another one without any reference to wee?

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« Reply #423 on: November 30, 2007, 08:08:48 AM »
Because it was a pee green boat and you have to stick to the facts! You can re-write it if you want. :)
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #424 on: November 30, 2007, 08:28:51 AM »
Whilst rowing a boat o'er the sea
just a pea green cat, a clown and me

Lin

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« Reply #425 on: November 30, 2007, 10:03:55 AM »
Whilst rowing a boat o'er the sea
just a pea green cat, a clown and me
The cat got real sick

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #426 on: November 30, 2007, 10:40:58 AM »
Whilst rowing a boat o'er the sea
just a pea green cat, a clown and me
The cat got real sick
And started to lick

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #427 on: November 30, 2007, 11:47:02 AM »
Whilst rowing a boat o'er the sea                        Dont read this if you are squeamish!!
just a pea green cat, a clown and me
The cat got real sick
And started to lick
Up the sick from the clown, with glee.


Eearrghh!
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #428 on: November 30, 2007, 11:52:09 AM »
There was a fellow who loved to dance

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« Reply #429 on: November 30, 2007, 03:12:19 PM »
There was a fellow who loved to dance
Whilst he did so he wore pink Hot-Pants
 
 
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« Reply #430 on: December 02, 2007, 02:49:10 PM »
There was a fellow who loved to dance
Whilst he did so he wore pink Hot-Pants
Then a tall girl in blue
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« Reply #431 on: December 02, 2007, 03:08:16 PM »
There was a fellow who loved to dance
Whilst he did so he wore pink Hot-Pants
Then a tall girl in blue
wearing only one shoe
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« Reply #432 on: December 02, 2007, 03:24:37 PM »
There was a fellow who loved to dance
Whilst he did so he wore pink Hot-Pants
Then a tall girl in blue
wearing only one shoe
Took him into her arms for romance
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #433 on: December 03, 2007, 03:39:55 AM »
A coal mining Welshman named Fox
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« Reply #434 on: December 03, 2007, 03:56:44 AM »
A coal mining Welshman named Fox
Who used to live in a box