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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #375 on: November 29, 2007, 03:20:49 AM »
Jannie's mom was a red-headed peasant
And her dad had the brains of a pheasant
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #376 on: November 29, 2007, 03:31:44 AM »
Jannie's mom was a red-headed peasant
And her dad had the brains of a pheasant
so when they did mate
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #377 on: November 29, 2007, 03:36:25 AM »
Jannie's mom was a red-headed peasant
And her dad had the brains of a pheasant
so when they did mate
the result was a spate

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #378 on: November 29, 2007, 03:40:00 AM »
Jannie's mom was a red-headed peasant
And her dad had the brains of a pheasant
so when they did mate
the result was a spate
of loud squawks that were really unpleasant
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #379 on: November 29, 2007, 03:58:15 AM »
The sexual life of the rhino
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #380 on: November 29, 2007, 04:05:44 AM »
The sexual life of the rhino
does not - usually - involve Lino
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #381 on: November 29, 2007, 04:24:06 AM »
The sexual life of the rhino
does not - usually - involve Lino
with horns on their noses
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #382 on: November 29, 2007, 04:26:49 AM »
The sexual life of the rhino
does not - usually - involve Lino
with horns on their noses
I suppose one supposes

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #383 on: November 29, 2007, 04:33:08 AM »
The sexual life of the rhino
does not - usually - involve Lino
with horns on their noses
I suppose one supposes
They're not likely to drink too much wine-o
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #384 on: November 29, 2007, 04:49:46 AM »
There's a girl with a curvy wazoo
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #385 on: November 29, 2007, 04:51:41 AM »
There's a girl with a curvy wazoo
What's a wazoo? I haven't a clue.

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #386 on: November 29, 2007, 04:53:07 AM »
There's a girl with a curvy wazoo
What's a wazoo? I haven't a clue.
"It's a place you can go
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #387 on: November 29, 2007, 04:55:42 AM »
There's a girl with a curvy wazoo
What's a wazoo? I haven't a clue.
"It's a place you can go'
-Bound to be rude, I know.

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #388 on: November 29, 2007, 04:57:22 AM »
There's a girl with a curvy wazoo
What's a wazoo? I haven't a clue.
"It's a place you can go'
-Bound to be rude, I know.
But who cares, cause it rhymes with kazoo."
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #389 on: November 29, 2007, 05:00:29 AM »
Some men are alarmingly fast
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