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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #345 on: November 27, 2007, 10:09:31 AM »
A man with a nose for a knob
was a fat, ugly slob
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #346 on: November 27, 2007, 10:10:30 AM »
A man with a nose for a knob
was a fat, ugly slob
you don't even know him

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #347 on: November 27, 2007, 02:01:42 PM »
A man with a nose for a knob
was a fat, ugly slob
you don't even know him
he floats but he can't swim
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #348 on: November 27, 2007, 02:05:48 PM »
A man with a nose for a knob
was a fat, ugly slob
you don't even know him
he floats but he can't swim
All day long he eats corn on the cob

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #349 on: November 27, 2007, 02:13:14 PM »
Metaphor Mahoney was speechless
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #350 on: November 27, 2007, 02:55:30 PM »
Metaphor Mahoney was speechless
his bot was no longer pure peachness

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #351 on: November 27, 2007, 03:12:00 PM »
Metaphor Mahoney was speechless
his bot was no longer pure peachness
The phrase he did spew
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #352 on: November 27, 2007, 04:46:59 PM »
Metaphor Mahoney was speechless
his bot was no longer pure peachness
the phrase he did spew
Was nothing we knew

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #353 on: November 27, 2007, 07:06:35 PM »
Metaphor Mahoney was speechless
his bot was no longer pure peachness
the phrase he did spew
Was nothing we knew
cos his forest was totally beechless (metaphorically speaking, that is)
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #354 on: November 27, 2007, 09:47:29 PM »
Mary O'Dowd was particularly loud

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #355 on: November 27, 2007, 09:57:30 PM »
Mary O'Dowd was particularly loud
but her hubby was not well endowed
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #356 on: November 28, 2007, 04:39:47 AM »
Mary O'Dowd was particularly loud
but her hubby was not well endowed
so the whole street now knew

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #357 on: November 28, 2007, 04:48:55 AM »
Mary O'Dowd was particularly loud
but her hubby was not well endowed
so the whole street now knew
he had a corkscrew
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #358 on: November 28, 2007, 04:53:12 AM »
Mary O'Dowd was particularly loud
but her hubby was not well endowed
so the whole street now knew
he had a corkscrew
of this fact he was actu'lly quite proud.
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #359 on: November 28, 2007, 06:20:50 AM »
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