Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2147612 times)

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2007, 09:20:59 AM »
who would reprimand Tiddles - her pussy


A fat lazy tosser called Baz

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« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2007, 09:26:37 AM »
A fat lazy tosser called Baz
was known for his lack of pizzazz
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« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2007, 10:28:07 AM »
A fat lazy tosser called Baz
was known for his lack of pizzazz
he'd flop in his lounger

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« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2007, 10:40:30 AM »
A fat lazy tosser called Baz
was known for his lack of pizzazz
he'd flop in his lounger
the bone idle scrounger
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« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2007, 10:54:43 AM »
A fat lazy tosser called Baz
was known for his lack of pizzazz
he'd flop in his lounger
the bone idle scrounger
Just scratching that rash that he has

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2007, 12:39:06 PM »
The bonfire lit up with a bang,

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2007, 12:43:49 PM »
The bonfire lit up with a bang,
Spewing red, hot coals at the gang
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« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2007, 02:35:39 PM »
The bonfire lit up with a bang,
Spewing red, hot coals at the gang.
Then a spark set alight
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« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2007, 03:40:42 PM »
The bonfire lit up with a bang,
Spewing red, hot coals at the gang.
Then a spark set alight
And lit up the night

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« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2007, 07:59:04 PM »
The bonfire lit up with a bang,
Spewing red, hot coals at the gang.
Then a spark set alight
And lit up the night
So you could tell your Ying from your Yang
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2007, 10:26:40 PM »
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Some men who weren't quite hard enough
"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." - Kafka

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2007, 03:03:54 AM »
Some men who weren't quite hard enough
teamed up with a ho' with no muff
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2007, 04:07:54 AM »
Some men who weren't quite hard enough
teamed up with a ho' with no muff
But the elves and the pixies

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« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2007, 04:32:55 AM »
Some men who weren't quite hard enough
teamed up with a ho' with no muff
But the elves and the pixies
sold those losers some slick skis
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« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2007, 04:52:21 AM »
Some men who weren't quite hard enough
teamed up with a ho' with no muff
But the elves and the pixies
sold those losers some slick skis
And the scabby wee doggy said woof