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Sir Nigel

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2007, 09:20:59 AM »
who would reprimand Tiddles - her pussy


A fat lazy tosser called Baz
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2007, 09:26:37 AM »
A fat lazy tosser called Baz
was known for his lack of pizzazz
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Sir Nigel

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2007, 10:28:07 AM »
A fat lazy tosser called Baz
was known for his lack of pizzazz
he'd flop in his lounger
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2007, 10:40:30 AM »
A fat lazy tosser called Baz
was known for his lack of pizzazz
he'd flop in his lounger
the bone idle scrounger
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Sir Nigel

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2007, 10:54:43 AM »
A fat lazy tosser called Baz
was known for his lack of pizzazz
he'd flop in his lounger
the bone idle scrounger
Just scratching that rash that he has
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Pippie

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2007, 12:39:06 PM »
The bonfire lit up with a bang,
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2007, 12:43:49 PM »
The bonfire lit up with a bang,
Spewing red, hot coals at the gang
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2007, 02:35:39 PM »
The bonfire lit up with a bang,
Spewing red, hot coals at the gang.
Then a spark set alight
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2007, 03:40:42 PM »
The bonfire lit up with a bang,
Spewing red, hot coals at the gang.
Then a spark set alight
And lit up the night
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2007, 07:59:04 PM »
The bonfire lit up with a bang,
Spewing red, hot coals at the gang.
Then a spark set alight
And lit up the night
So you could tell your Ying from your Yang
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2007, 10:26:40 PM »
(ref reply 15)

Some men who weren't quite hard enough
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2007, 03:03:54 AM »
Some men who weren't quite hard enough
teamed up with a ho' with no muff
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Sir Nigel

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2007, 04:07:54 AM »
Some men who weren't quite hard enough
teamed up with a ho' with no muff
But the elves and the pixies
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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2007, 04:32:55 AM »
Some men who weren't quite hard enough
teamed up with a ho' with no muff
But the elves and the pixies
sold those losers some slick skis
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Sir Nigel

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Re: Limerick Addicts
« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2007, 04:52:21 AM »
Some men who weren't quite hard enough
teamed up with a ho' with no muff
But the elves and the pixies
sold those losers some slick skis
And the scabby wee doggy said woof 
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