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Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language. (Read 2700701 times)
DGSquared
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May the farce be with you.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25200 on:
December 01, 2017, 08:16:30 AM »
The contest has finally been posted.
But - horrors! - an entry's been ghosted.
Anonymity aside -
it's as broad as it's wide -
but the winner will surely be toasted.
Infomercials will drive you insane
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A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
Mark H
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25201 on:
December 04, 2017, 06:22:53 AM »
Infomercials will drive you insane
and eventually pickle your brain
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If poetry is not your thing:
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DGSquared
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May the farce be with you.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25202 on:
December 28, 2017, 10:18:44 AM »
Infomercials will drive you insane
a
nd eventually pickle your brain
Professed with such zeal
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
Mark H
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Posts: 19722
Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25203 on:
December 28, 2017, 11:09:53 AM »
Infomercials will drive you insane
and eventually pickle your brain
Professed with such zeal
but soon they reveal
Logged
Buy
Bristle Side Down,
The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes
and
Middleclass Machismo
here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142
If poetry is not your thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8
or:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg
DGSquared
Hero Member
Posts: 8963
May the farce be with you.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25204 on:
January 12, 2018, 01:45:17 AM »
Infomercials will drive you insane
and eventually pickle your brain
Professed with such zeal
but soon they reveal
all those products are simply inane
I succumbed and bought a new toy
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Last Edit: September 07, 2018, 10:13:01 AM by DGSquared
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
DGSquared
Hero Member
Posts: 8963
May the farce be with you.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25205 on:
September 07, 2018, 10:13:26 AM »
I succumbed and bought a new toy
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
Vienna
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25206 on:
September 28, 2018, 02:52:50 AM »
I succumbed and bought a new toy
and used it on my new boy
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Just a well-read punk peasant
Going to church makes you a christian as much as standing in a garage makes you a car!
DGSquared
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Posts: 8963
May the farce be with you.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25207 on:
September 29, 2018, 08:28:55 AM »
I succumbed and bought a new toy
and used it on my new boy.
Said,"Wow, look at that!"
Logged
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
Mark H
Hero Member
Posts: 19722
Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25208 on:
October 27, 2018, 06:36:03 AM »
I succumbed and bought a new toy
and used it on my new boy.
Said,"Wow, look at that!
It's shaped like a twat!"
Logged
Buy
Bristle Side Down,
The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes
and
Middleclass Machismo
here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142
If poetry is not your thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8
or:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg
Kowboy
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25209 on:
November 26, 2018, 03:50:13 AM »
I succumbed and bought a new toy
and used it on my new boy.
Said,"Wow, look at that!
It's shaped like a twat!"
And its odd flavor brought me no joy
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Kowboy
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25210 on:
November 26, 2018, 03:51:44 AM »
My divorce will be final this year
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DGSquared
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Posts: 8963
May the farce be with you.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25211 on:
December 09, 2018, 09:00:02 PM »
"My divorce will be final this year"
said the man without shedding a tear
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
DGSquared
Hero Member
Posts: 8963
May the farce be with you.
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25212 on:
January 27, 2019, 03:57:09 AM »
"My divorce will be final this year"
[/
said the man without shedding a tear
'till his wife got the house
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Last Edit: January 27, 2019, 03:59:03 AM by DGSquared
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb
Blondesplosion! ~Deb
bailish
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Posts: 3579
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25213 on:
January 27, 2019, 05:16:50 PM »
"My divorce will be final this year"
[/
said the man without shedding a tear
'till his wife got the house
Now his best friend's a mouse
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Vienna
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Posts: 7405
Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
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Reply #25214 on:
March 06, 2019, 07:59:36 AM »
My divorce will be final this year"[/
said the man without shedding a tear
'till his wife got the house
Now his best friend's a mouse
and he lives completely in fear
Vicar said to the priest one day
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Just a well-read punk peasant
Going to church makes you a christian as much as standing in a garage makes you a car!
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