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Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2422099 times)

Offline DGSquared

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25200 on: December 01, 2017, 08:16:30 AM »
The contest has finally been posted.
But - horrors! - an entry's been ghosted.
Anonymity aside -
it's as broad as it's wide -
but the winner will surely be toasted.


Infomercials will drive you insane
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25201 on: December 04, 2017, 06:22:53 AM »
Infomercials will drive you insane
and eventually pickle your brain 
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25202 on: December 28, 2017, 10:18:44 AM »
Infomercials will drive you insane
and eventually pickle your brain
Professed with such zeal
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25203 on: December 28, 2017, 11:09:53 AM »
Infomercials will drive you insane
and eventually pickle your brain
Professed with such zeal
but soon they reveal
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25204 on: January 12, 2018, 01:45:17 AM »
Infomercials will drive you insane
and eventually pickle your brain
Professed with such zeal
but soon they reveal
all those products are simply inane

I succumbed and bought a new toy
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25205 on: September 07, 2018, 10:13:26 AM »
I succumbed and bought a new toy
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25206 on: September 28, 2018, 02:52:50 AM »
I succumbed and bought a new toy
and used it on my new boy
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25207 on: September 29, 2018, 08:28:55 AM »



I succumbed and bought a new toy
and used it on my new boy.
Said,"Wow, look at that!"

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25208 on: October 27, 2018, 06:36:03 AM »
I succumbed and bought a new toy
and used it on my new boy.
Said,"Wow, look at that!
It's shaped like a twat!"
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25209 on: November 26, 2018, 03:50:13 AM »
I succumbed and bought a new toy
and used it on my new boy.
Said,"Wow, look at that!
It's shaped like a twat!"
And its odd flavor brought me no joy
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25210 on: November 26, 2018, 03:51:44 AM »
My divorce will be final this year
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25211 on: December 09, 2018, 09:00:02 PM »
"My divorce will be final this year"
said the man without shedding a tear
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25212 on: January 27, 2019, 03:57:09 AM »
"My divorce will be final this year"[/
said the man without shedding a tear
'till his wife got the house
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25213 on: January 27, 2019, 05:16:50 PM »
"My divorce will be final this year"[/
said the man without shedding a tear
'till his wife got the house
Now his best friend's a mouse

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25214 on: March 06, 2019, 07:59:36 AM »
My divorce will be final this year"[/
said the man without shedding a tear
'till his wife got the house
Now his best friend's a mouse
and he lives completely in  fear


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