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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25170 on: October 18, 2017, 02:03:21 PM »

The reason for staying in bed
Is this pounding in my poor head
The wine was delish
But tasted of fish
Just a well-read punk peasant

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25171 on: October 18, 2017, 04:41:20 PM »
The reason for staying in bed
Is this pounding in my poor head
The wine was delish
But tasted of fish
Left by the side of the road dead
I'm A Binge Thinker: Do It A Lot Somedays, Then Not Much At All.

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25172 on: October 19, 2017, 11:33:37 PM »
A clown stood on a curb by the road
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25173 on: October 20, 2017, 02:26:05 AM »
A clown stood on a curb by the road
Munching the toes of a rotten toad
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25174 on: October 20, 2017, 06:21:21 AM »
A clown stood on a curb by the road
Munching the toes of a rotten toad
Clown's legs started hoppin'
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25175 on: October 20, 2017, 06:22:44 AM »
A clown stood on a curb by the road
Munching the toes of a rotten toad
Clown's legs started hoppin'
And corn started poppin'
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25176 on: October 21, 2017, 09:54:48 PM »
A clown stood on a curb by the road
Munching the toes of a rotten toad
Clown's legs started hoppin'
And corn started poppin'
No, just the painted man shooting his load

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25177 on: October 21, 2017, 09:55:51 PM »
My wife insisted I watch

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« Reply #25178 on: October 22, 2017, 06:44:57 PM »
My wife insisted I watch
the tree limbs forming a crotch
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25179 on: November 02, 2017, 05:15:28 AM »
My wife insisted I watch
the tree limbs forming a crotch
from where I could kick
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25180 on: November 05, 2017, 10:14:01 PM »
My wife insisted I watch
the tree limbs forming a crotch
from where I could kick
a tick from a stick

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25181 on: November 06, 2017, 10:23:27 AM »
My wife insisted I watch
the tree limbs forming a crotch
from where I could kick
a tick from a stick
as I rubbed my left ball on a notch.
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25182 on: November 06, 2017, 12:37:42 PM »
On a Monday, whilst feeling quite blue

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25183 on: November 06, 2017, 01:08:25 PM »
On a Monday, whilst feeling quite blue
I decided I'd get a tattoo 
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25184 on: November 15, 2017, 04:41:46 AM »

On a Monday, whilst feeling quite blue
I decided I'd get a tattoo
The inkster, he missed
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

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