Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.

[Mark H]

She stood moulding a phallus in clay           
put in the kiln by the end of the day             
Then began making balls                             
for the shorts and the talls 
and scrotum in which they could sway.

The scrotum she fashioned from glass

[DGSquared]

The scrotum she fashioned from glass
attached a rotund rubber ass

[Mark H]

The scrotum she fashioned from glass
attached a rotund rubber ass
then with left over bits

[DGSquared]

The scrotum she fashioned from glass
attached a rotund rubber ass
then with left over bits
she propped up her tits

[Mark H]

The scrotum she fashioned from glass
attached a rotund rubber ass
then with left over bits
she propped up her tits
and plated her nipples in brass.

A nipple clamp salesman called Mike

[Vienna]

A nipple clamp salesman called Mike
has something the ladies like

[Mark H]

A nipple clamp salesman called Mike
has something the ladies like.
Power and wealth

[Vienna]

A nipple clamp salesman called Mike
has something the ladies like.
Power and wealth
and very good health

[Mark H]

A nipple clamp salesman called Mike
has something the ladies like.
Power and wealth
and very good health
and a clit-tickling, ginger, vandyke.

A bungalow builder named Bruce

[DGSquared]

A bungalow builder named Bruce
whose partner was known to be loose

[Mark H]

A bungalow builder named Bruce
whose partner was known to be loose.
Decided to make

[DGSquared]

A bungalow builder named Bruce
whose partner was known to be loose.
Decided to make
a scrotum shaped cake

[Kowboy]

A bungalow builder named Bruce
whose partner was known to be loose.
Decided to make
a scrotum shaped cake
and stuffed down the throat of a goose

[Kowboy]

Ms. Lovelace had a deep throat

[Mark H]

Ms. Lovelace had a deep throat
so could gargle a very high note.