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Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2643511 times)

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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25125 on: August 07, 2017, 09:28:15 AM »
My favourite woman's called Sam
she shows me the lines of her tan
but when she pulls her pants down
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25126 on: August 10, 2017, 08:36:51 AM »
My favourite woman's called Sam
she shows me the lines of her tan
when she pulls her pants down
i feel like a clown
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25127 on: August 11, 2017, 04:40:41 AM »
My favourite woman's called Sam
she shows me the lines of her tan
when she pulls her pants down
i feel like a clown
oh bollocks why bother I am on my own I am
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25128 on: August 15, 2017, 12:39:09 PM »
La la la laaaaaaaaa
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25129 on: August 15, 2017, 01:51:08 PM »
La la la laaaaaaaaa
is the sound of a fart from afar.
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25130 on: August 16, 2017, 05:59:08 AM »
La la la laaaaaaaaa
is the sound of a fart from afar.
Sometimes without warning
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« Reply #25131 on: August 16, 2017, 08:14:32 AM »
La la la laaaaaaaaa
is the sound of a fart from afar.
Sometimes without warning
at four in the morning
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25132 on: August 16, 2017, 08:22:50 AM »
La la la laaaaaaaaa
is the sound of a fart from afar.
Sometimes without warning
at four in the morning
sounds like the backfire of a car



An old woman in her ice-cream truck
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25133 on: August 16, 2017, 08:29:26 AM »
An old woman in her ice-cream truck
was always looking for a fuck
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25134 on: August 17, 2017, 03:05:20 AM »
An old woman in her ice-cream truck
was always looking for a fuck
king cone with nuts
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25135 on: August 18, 2017, 07:54:34 AM »
An old woman in her ice-cream truck
was always looking for a fuck
king cone with nuts
ruined her guts
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« Reply #25136 on: August 18, 2017, 08:12:04 AM »
An old woman in her ice-cream truck
was always looking for a fuck
king cone with nuts
ruined her guts
when a rather large walnut got stuck.

She stood moulding a phallus in clay 
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25137 on: August 18, 2017, 08:38:35 AM »
She stood moulding a phallus in clay
put in the kiln by the end of the day
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25138 on: August 18, 2017, 08:41:20 AM »
She stood moulding a phallus in clay
put in the kiln by the end of the day
Then began making balls
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Re: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.
« Reply #25139 on: August 18, 2017, 09:00:42 AM »
She stood moulding a phallus in clay                                    She stood moulding a phallus in clay
put in the kiln by the end of the day                or                 put in the kiln by the end of the day
Then began making balls                                                    Then began making balls
for the shorts and the talls                                                 as decor for her walls                       
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