Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.

[Kowboy]

A man with lascivious ways
Always spent all of his days
His hand in his pants

[Lin]

A man with lascivious ways
Always spent all of his days
His hand in his pants,
He scratches and rants,

[Vienna]

A man with lascivious ways
Always spent all of his days
His hand in his pants,
He scratches and rants,
Then always goes into a daze

[Vienna]

The poetry contest is dying a death

[Kowboy]

The poetry contest is dying a death
like a tweaker overdosing on meth

[Vienna]

The poetry contest is dying a death
like a tweaker overdosing on meth
there are no entries again

[Vienna]

The poetry contest is dying a death
like a tweaker overdosing on meth
there are no entries again
And the limerick threads fucked as well then

[Kowboy]

The poetry contest is dying a death
like a tweaker overdosing on meth
there are no entries again
limericks fucked as well then
But some will not give it a rest.

[Kowboy]

I watch porn with it in my right hand

[Vienna]

I watch porn with it in my right hand
while listening to me favrite band

[Kowboy]

I watch porn with it in my right hand
while listening to me favrite band
the music's distracting

[Tricksy]

I watch porn with it in my right hand
while listening to me favrite band
the music's distracting
the girl's overacting

[Lin]

I watch porn with it in my right hand
while listening to me favrite band
the music's distracting
the girl's overacting
and now she's all covered in sand.

[Lin]

My favourite woman's called Sam

[Kowboy]

My favourite woman's called Sam
she shows me the lines of her tan