Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2481197 times)

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Come on folks join in!!
« Reply #2400 on: May 12, 2008, 12:34:18 AM »
They took Mother out on a hike
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« Reply #2401 on: May 12, 2008, 04:46:27 AM »
They took Mother out on a hike
Then left her with Mad Mountain Mike

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« Reply #2402 on: May 12, 2008, 09:51:18 AM »
They took Mother out on a hike
Then left her with Mad Mountain Mike
Now Mike was a nutter
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« Reply #2403 on: May 12, 2008, 09:53:04 AM »
They took Mother out on a hike
Then left her with Mad Mountain Mike
Now Mike was a nutter
with a terrible st..stutter

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« Reply #2404 on: May 12, 2008, 10:00:40 AM »
They took Mother out on a hike
Then left her with Mad Mountain Mike
Now Mike was a nutter
with a terrible st..stutter
that's why Mike and Mum are alike.
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« Reply #2405 on: May 12, 2008, 10:09:14 AM »
He gave a spectacular lunge

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« Reply #2406 on: May 12, 2008, 10:33:42 AM »
He gave a spectacular lunge
and grabbed hold of the Pontiff's new sponge
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« Reply #2407 on: May 12, 2008, 03:31:55 PM »
He gave a spectacular lunge
and grabbed hold of the Pontiff's new sponge
plus his 'Pope-On-A-Rope'
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« Reply #2408 on: May 13, 2008, 12:26:22 AM »
He gave a spectacular lunge
and grabbed hold of the Pontiff's new sponge
plus his 'Pope-On-A-Rope'
and miss use of dope
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« Reply #2409 on: May 13, 2008, 03:53:56 AM »
He gave a spectacular lunge
and grabbed hold of the Pontiff's new sponge
plus his 'Pope-On-A-Rope'
and miss use of dope
And he called it the Soapy Rope Dopey Pope Plunge.

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« Reply #2410 on: May 13, 2008, 04:30:10 AM »
While constructing a nice little shrine
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« Reply #2411 on: May 13, 2008, 04:48:06 AM »
While constructing a nice little shrine
To my hamster who died on March nine

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« Reply #2412 on: May 13, 2008, 05:05:57 AM »
While constructing a nice little shrine
To my hamster who died on March nine
I wailed in anguish

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« Reply #2413 on: May 13, 2008, 05:25:20 AM »
While constructing a nice little shrine
To my hamster who died on March nine
I wailed in anguish
and did bitterly languish
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« Reply #2414 on: May 13, 2008, 05:55:10 AM »
While constructing a nice little shrine
to my hamster who died on March nine
I wailed in anguish
and did bitterly languish
on the spot where he’d stepped on a mine