Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2481046 times)

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« Reply #2385 on: May 09, 2008, 06:02:33 AM »
 ‘She was sat on a cactus and howling’
- he recalled and typed hurriedly, scowling
There was one little prick
(nicknamed Tiny Knob Nick)

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« Reply #2386 on: May 09, 2008, 06:14:30 AM »
‘She was sat on a cactus and howling’
- he recalled and typed hurriedly, scowling
There was one little prick
(nicknamed Tiny Knob Nick)
who wrote heinous rhymes while out prowling.
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« Reply #2387 on: May 09, 2008, 06:26:05 AM »
Whilst widdling over the side

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« Reply #2388 on: May 09, 2008, 06:59:49 AM »
Whilst widdling over the side
my chest started filling with pride
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« Reply #2389 on: May 09, 2008, 07:16:44 AM »
Whilst widdling over the side
my chest started filling with pride
But a passing Manx lugger

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« Reply #2390 on: May 09, 2008, 08:17:02 AM »
Whilst widdling over the side
my chest started filling with pride
But a passing Manx lugger
Showed off with his bladder

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« Reply #2391 on: May 10, 2008, 12:22:17 PM »
Whilst widdling over the side
my chest started filling with pride
But a passing Manx lugger
Showed off with his bladder
So I gave up, sat down and just cried

A tiger-like cat came a prowling
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity
Oscar Wilde
http://www.goldstarbooks.co.uk/ellie_Bowdery.htm

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« Reply #2392 on: May 11, 2008, 12:50:41 AM »
A tiger-like cat came a prowling
All the while snarling and growling

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« Reply #2393 on: May 11, 2008, 04:50:02 AM »
A tiger-like cat came a prowling
All the while snarling and growling
I seized hold of his tail
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« Reply #2394 on: May 11, 2008, 04:52:10 AM »
A tiger-like cat came a prowling
All the while snarling and growling
I seized hold of his tail
And he let out a wail

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« Reply #2395 on: May 11, 2008, 05:22:28 AM »
A tiger-like cat came a prowling
All the while snarling and growling
I seized hold of his tail
And he let out a wail
So I covered him up with some towelling

An out of space creature named Chak

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« Reply #2396 on: May 11, 2008, 08:13:21 AM »
An out of space creature named Chak
Hurtled to earth with a thwack

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« Reply #2397 on: May 11, 2008, 08:47:45 AM »
An out of space creature named Chak
Hurtled to earth with a thwack.
He lay in a crater
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« Reply #2398 on: May 11, 2008, 09:04:04 AM »
An out of space creature named Chak
Hurtled to earth with a thwack.
He lay in a crater
'til several days later
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« Reply #2399 on: May 11, 2008, 09:53:28 AM »
An out of space creature named Chak
Hurtled to earth with a thwack.
He lay in a crater
'til several days later
Slack Chak was attacked by Man-Pac
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