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« Reply #2370 on: May 08, 2008, 07:13:06 AM »
A micrometre is really handy
When you’re reading the Beano or Dandy
You can measure the girth
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« Reply #2371 on: May 08, 2008, 07:33:31 AM »
A micrometer is really handy
When you’re reading the Beano or Dandy
You can measure the girth
And fair judge their worth

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« Reply #2372 on: May 08, 2008, 07:58:06 AM »
A micrometer is really handy
When you’re reading the Beano or Dandy
You can measure the girth
And fair judge their worth
As you leer at Milly Molly Mandy   

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« Reply #2373 on: May 08, 2008, 08:05:12 AM »
‘That’s shocking’ said Mrs Malone   

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« Reply #2374 on: May 08, 2008, 08:11:59 AM »
‘That’s shocking’ said Mrs Malone   
As she found herself all alone

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« Reply #2375 on: May 08, 2008, 10:38:13 AM »
‘That’s shocking’ said Mrs Malone   
As she found herself all alone
with a barrow of fish
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« Reply #2376 on: May 08, 2008, 11:23:52 AM »
That’s shocking’ said Mrs Malone   
As she found herself all alone
with a barrow of fish
and some whelks in a dish
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« Reply #2377 on: May 08, 2008, 12:22:52 PM »
That’s shocking’ said Mrs Malone   
As she found herself all alone
with a barrow of fish
and some whelks in a dish
and one very dead Abalone.

Young Molly Malone was a tart
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« Reply #2378 on: May 08, 2008, 12:52:05 PM »
Young Molly Malone was a tart
she gave demonic head to Descartes
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« Reply #2379 on: May 08, 2008, 01:19:49 PM »
Young Molly Malone was a tart;
she gave demonic head to Descartes.
A spasmodic fit
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2380 on: May 08, 2008, 01:39:51 PM »
Young Molly Malone was a tart;
she gave demonic head to Descartes.
A spasmodic fit
shook her left tit
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« Reply #2381 on: May 09, 2008, 04:22:59 AM »
Young Molly Malone was a tart;
she gave demonic head to Descartes.
A spasmodic fit
shook her left tit
And the onlookers said it was Art

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« Reply #2382 on: May 09, 2008, 04:35:03 AM »
She was sat on a cactus and howling
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« Reply #2383 on: May 09, 2008, 05:25:15 AM »
‘She was sat on a cactus and howling’
- he recalled and typed hurriedly, scowling

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« Reply #2384 on: May 09, 2008, 05:43:56 AM »
‘She was sat on a cactus and howling’
- he recalled and typed hurriedly, scowling
There was one little prick
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