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Offline Gyppo

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Come on folks join in!!
« Reply #2310 on: May 01, 2008, 04:49:30 AM »
A monkey of refined upbringing
Had a night of dancing and singing
twas 'Swan Lake' round a pole
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« Reply #2311 on: May 01, 2008, 07:16:13 AM »
A monkey of refined upbringing
Had a night of dancing and singing
Twas 'Swan Lake' round a pole
Until he fell in a deep hole
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« Reply #2312 on: May 01, 2008, 08:39:43 AM »
A monkey of refined upbringing
Had a night of dancing and singing
Twas 'Swan Lake' round a pole
Until he fell in a deep hole
Which set his fool monkey-head ringing


Sometimes a limerick is naughty

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« Reply #2313 on: May 01, 2008, 11:07:05 AM »
Sometimes a limerick is naughty
To the well-bred, prim or haughty
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2314 on: May 01, 2008, 11:44:53 AM »
Sometimes a limerick is naughty
To the well-bred, prim or haughty.
Sometimes just a frolic
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« Reply #2315 on: May 01, 2008, 12:21:21 PM »
Sometimes a limerick is naughty
To the well-bred, prim or haughty.
Sometimes just a frolic
Serene; bucolic
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2316 on: May 02, 2008, 08:26:24 AM »
Sometimes a limerick is naughty
To the well-bred, prim or haughty.
Sometimes just a frolic
Serene; bucolic
Other times food for the doughty.


The last line was dreadful, I know . . .

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« Reply #2317 on: May 02, 2008, 10:30:18 AM »
The last line was dreadful, I know . . .
So sue me.  I'm tired and slow
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2318 on: May 02, 2008, 10:52:42 AM »
The last line was dreadful, I know . . .
So sue me.  I'm tired and slow
'though perhaps a good kicking
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« Reply #2319 on: May 02, 2008, 11:34:53 AM »
The last line was dreadful, I know . . .
So sue me.  I'm tired and slow
'though perhaps a good kicking
with lots of boot licking

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« Reply #2320 on: May 02, 2008, 12:00:55 PM »
The last line was dreadful, I know . . .
So sue me.  I'm tired and I'm slow
'though perhaps a good kicking
with lots of boot licking
will get me to write like a pro.

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« Reply #2321 on: May 02, 2008, 12:19:52 PM »
A fisherman's friends from Padstow
Had illegal nets stowed below
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2322 on: May 03, 2008, 03:09:06 AM »
A fisherman's friends from Padstow
Had illegal nets stowed below
Then gold treasure they had trawled

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« Reply #2323 on: May 03, 2008, 05:14:35 AM »
A fisherman's friends from Padstow
Had illegal nets stowed below
Then gold treasure they had trawled
'fore the Customs men called
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« Reply #2324 on: May 03, 2008, 06:04:38 AM »
A fisherman's friends from Padstow
Had illegal nets stowed below
Then gold treasure they had trawled
'fore the Customs men called
And took those Padstow boys in tow.


The judge said, "There will be no bail,
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.