Author Topic: Limerick Addicts/ Go for it, be creative. Possible Adult/Sexual language.  (Read 2469517 times)

Offline Don

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Re: Limerick Addicts/Come on folks join in!!
« Reply #2295 on: April 29, 2008, 09:40:19 PM »
Those Frootzies are not to be trusted
In time, they're sure to be busted
They'll spend time in jail
Without posting bail
Leaving those Frootzies disgusted


A Narnian Prince name of Chris
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2296 on: April 30, 2008, 04:34:28 AM »
A Narnian Prince name of Chris
went into a wardrobe to piss
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« Reply #2297 on: April 30, 2008, 05:11:39 AM »
A Narnian Prince name of Chris
went into a wardrobe to piss
But he wazzed on a faun

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« Reply #2298 on: April 30, 2008, 05:49:11 AM »
A Narnian Prince name of Chris
went into a wardrobe to piss
But he wazzed on a faun
In the midst of a yawn
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2299 on: April 30, 2008, 06:37:42 AM »
A Narnian Prince name of Chris
went into a wardrobe to piss
But he wazzed on a faun
In the midst of a yawn
At that range it was difficult to miss

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« Reply #2300 on: April 30, 2008, 07:00:01 AM »
Mr Tumnis was somewhat disgruntled
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« Reply #2301 on: April 30, 2008, 07:13:08 AM »
Mr Tumnis was somewhat disgruntled
Because his garden had been left untilled
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2302 on: April 30, 2008, 07:19:04 AM »
Mr Tumnis was somewhat disgruntled
Because his garden had been left untilled
He called out for a bucket



(don86usa?  I'm not sure about the 'untilled' part in here...)

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« Reply #2303 on: April 30, 2008, 11:14:13 AM »
Mr Tumnis was somewhat disgruntled
Because his garden had been left untilled
He called out for a bucket
Kicked it and said "Oh pluck it!"
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity
Oscar Wilde
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« Reply #2304 on: April 30, 2008, 02:07:10 PM »
Mr Tumnis was somewhat disgruntled
Because his garden had been left untilled
He called out for a bucket
Kicked it and said "Oh pluck it!
This gardening is no longer fun-filled."


Chris....Adj. 1. untilled - not plowed or harrowed or hoed; "untilled land"
unploughed, unplowed, unbroken - (of farmland) not plowed; "unplowed fields"; "unbroken land"

If you were a transplanted New Yorker living in Connecticut, untilled would rhyme with disgruntled.


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I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2305 on: April 30, 2008, 03:48:38 PM »
A miserly wordsmith named Harry
his dictionary decided to marry
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« Reply #2306 on: April 30, 2008, 04:00:18 PM »
A miserly wordsmith named Harry
His dictionary decided to marry
The vows were in Greek

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« Reply #2307 on: April 30, 2008, 04:22:52 PM »
A miserly wordsmith named Harry
His dictionary decided to marry
The vows were in Greek
Which no one could speak
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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« Reply #2308 on: May 01, 2008, 02:56:37 AM »
A miserly wordsmith named Harry
His dictionary decided to marry
The vows were in Greek
Which no one could speak
So the ceremony did tarry and tarry

A monkey of refined upbringing


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« Reply #2309 on: May 01, 2008, 02:57:38 AM »
A monkey of refined upbringing
Had a night of dancing and singing