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Offline thatollie

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the "too much free time" thread (possible swearing)
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:05:08 PM »
The idea, basic rambling. The point, I have no idea. Will you be amused, I sorely hope so. Will you join in?
Perhaps, but that would prove that you also have too much free time. So here we go...

 :)
Normal

 ;)
Caffeine/Twitchy

 :D
Definitely high

 ;D
Been drinking

 >:(
On coke

 :(
Tranquilizers

 :o
Poppers

 8)
Hungover

 ???
Quiting smoking

 ::)
Done something naughty

 :P
Been drinking more

 :-[
Just shat himself

 :-X
Cheated on the missus

 :-\
High [again]

 :-*
Prostitute

 :'(
In rehab

Ta-Da
« Last Edit: April 24, 2009, 11:04:41 AM by Country4Gal »
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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 12:26:58 PM »
 :)
She looks nice

 ;)
Hi ya babe

 :D
Seen the size of this?

 :-[
Oh sorry mate, it was the long hair that confused me.

 :o
Well no need to be like that.

 :-*
Go on give us a kiss anyway.

 :'(
Heh, that hurt.

 :(
Bloody hippies.

 ???
Now, where did I leave me cider.






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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2007, 01:40:38 PM »
Aha, you went the direct route.
So now it's time for me to go the rambling way.

Let's go chasing Rainbows in the sky,
it's my invitation, let's all take a trip on insanity.

Must mash, sausages for dinner. I'm spending the evening with my own twisted version of the written word, and taking a belt sander to the telephone.
Won't be around tonight and possibly tomorrow. So I leave this point for con-cider-ration

Who do you think I think I am?

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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2007, 07:53:17 AM »
You are me...but if you are me then I'd be you, then I'd use your body to get to the top
I have a question, and an answer
where is the place where time is refered to somthing of the past. where is the place where souls talk without speech. there is such a place, a place where your thoughts are cast, in the house where creatures teach. this house has a name.
the house of happenings.

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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2007, 08:01:28 AM »
The mist rises on the mystery, if I am you then how can I be a wizard and a wolf?
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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2007, 09:28:17 AM »
Crouched in waiting, hidden yellow eyes
Wizardís Wolf poised, yearning for chase
Muscles twitching against mental leash
Indulging thick scent, living prey
Bound mind and soul, life for life
Wolfís Wizard waits, ritual patience
Sorcererís vision masked in yellow eyes
Mouth hungry for taste of flesh
Enter the world of Wizard and Wolf
Willful walk down forgotten road
See non truth in hazy distance
Sweet promises veil hostile insistences
Woe to him who bares their mark
He is no longer destined for this world
Treading serenely, oblivious to peril
Blind to flicker movement, stirring of night
Wizardís command, kiss of violence
Wolf surges forward in rush of silence
Scattered moonbeams, streaking light
Glimmer fur, lost in sight 

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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2007, 10:51:14 AM »
That boy lies upon the grass
Sneaking chocolates under his mask
Sinews slacked in low tide
wresting wolf's gaze from his prey

= = = =

I, [steady yourself for this], had a thought. I know, not my usual style. Here goes...

A black, lesbian paraplegic. PR Wet Dream.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2007, 10:56:06 AM by thatollie »
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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2007, 10:24:44 PM »
Time Stood, still wondering why his parents gave him such a crappy name.
= = =

"Excuse me," he said. Looking at her with blue eyes, "where's the bathroom?"

Incensed, she said, "this is a courthouse."

He laughed, mostly to abate the swelling sensation. He turned to go, "then it's a good thing I don't know where the bogs are."

= = =

To those of you that will be lamenting my departure for Nanowrimo.
Never fear, I'll be posting my picture upon this very thread. I'll prove I have the most free time.
So Print it, Frame it and worship it while I'm away. If you want to...

= = =
Self conversation

"You did not just go there."

"OH I went there. I went there, came home, drank some juice and returned to piss all over what I'd done the first time."

= = =
If any of the above made sense, I urge you to seek medical help. Try a chiropractor, they have nothing better to do.
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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2007, 08:30:57 PM »
Oh dear god...this is the most awesomest thread ever....

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
I'm a drone. We're all drones.....


Saying Macbeth on stage is very bad luck...the worst. People can die...and get hurts

So my question is: If the world is a stage, where am i allowed to say the name of the scottish play?

~Matsamu will speak more later about his ability to speak in third person...
*pop* That was my head. It just got blown.

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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2007, 01:40:07 PM »
Frugal tap-dancing Bequest,
Request a quest, requisite
Exquisite, hilarity.
Awesomest, Behest.

= = =
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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2007, 02:23:55 PM »
Superstitions:

Mats, tatami or otherwise.

I always believed the taboo about MacThingy only applied off-stage.  The direct opposite of the great taboo for the arena stuntman/performer, who knows it is bad luck - 'the kiss of death' no less - to kiss a pretty wench during a performance.  If the script calls for it a wise man makes a great show but avoids making actual osculatory contact.   Kiss 'em before, kiss 'em afterwards, but never inside the 'magic circle' of rope or tape.

(The only time I ever broke this rule I ended up marrying the girl...)

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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2007, 08:35:38 PM »
So, did it turn out to be good or bad luck?
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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2007, 09:02:32 PM »
Good, mostly - for about ten years - but it ended badly ;-(
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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2007, 10:04:54 PM »
The old wolf's footsteps break twigs past.
Tim is of the essence.
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Re: the "too much free time" thread
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2007, 04:18:05 AM »
And when Tim tries to escape - yet again - from the giant retort jar where his essence is slowly being extracted, for the delectation of the many, the purple Lycra clad assistants gently club him over the head with four foot tall styrofoam replicas of The Pope dressed in a Hitler Youth uniform and then replace the cork, yet again.

 
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