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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Last post by Michael Edits on January 28, 2018, 09:48:05 AM »
  A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
  The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne too!'
  'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.'
  'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.
  'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: 'What are you celebrating?'
  'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
  'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.'
  'That's great!' said the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
  'I used a different cock,' he replied.
  The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'What a coincidence!'
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Last post by Michael Edits on January 28, 2018, 08:04:00 AM »
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Last post by Michael Edits on January 28, 2018, 08:03:30 AM »
Do you remember the famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo)?

Well, Picabo is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, I.C.U."
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Last post by Michael Edits on January 28, 2018, 07:48:12 AM »
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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Writing Games & Challenges / Re: the last person to post here wins
« Last post by fire-fly on January 28, 2018, 03:57:28 AM »
Mmmm too quick for you
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Writing Games & Challenges / Re: the last person to post here wins
« Last post by sitalakshmi on January 28, 2018, 03:07:44 AM »
I'll take the win now thank you ;D
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Writing Games & Challenges / Re: the last person to post here wins
« Last post by fire-fly on January 27, 2018, 04:47:14 PM »
yah
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Writing Games & Challenges / Re: the last person to post here wins
« Last post by Laura H on January 27, 2018, 08:22:51 AM »
Sorry Fly, I'm taking this one.
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Writing Games & Challenges / Re: the last person to post here wins
« Last post by fire-fly on January 26, 2018, 08:38:03 PM »
 :o :o :o

Boo
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Review My Poetry / Atop CNB, Richmond
« Last post by AntonioM on January 26, 2018, 06:10:35 PM »

Secret sunset shared with cats and cacti,
we float like pixie dust, sweet and perfumed
contemplation of complexionís influence on group dynamics- -
we jest in voices borrowed from UK sitcom actressiighhh
dramatic pose and pause, our minds rapidly process climate.
We think environmentally, hope to influence the gene poole, somehow.
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