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Welcome Board - START HERE! / Re: Hullo
« Last post by JameelaM on March 18, 2018, 07:08:46 PM »
Hi Venom,

Welcome! What sort of content did you used to write before making the decision to write for yourself?

Whether or not you suck is all how you perceive it ;)

Hope you find what you're looking for here.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Last post by Michael Edits on March 18, 2018, 11:32:22 AM »
The first time I went fishing, I was hooked.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Last post by Michael Edits on March 18, 2018, 09:32:23 AM »
Constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both  problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious, dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out of a spouse was $10,000.
 
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.  Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar coin that rested inside.
 
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Superstore.  There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands.  As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.

Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. 

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police.

Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested. 

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared, "Artie Chokes 2 for $1.00 @ Superstore"
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Welcome Board - START HERE! / Poetry
« Last post by donnasaff on March 18, 2018, 05:36:55 AM »
Hello everybody, My name is Donna, I have been writing poetry from a very young age, I hope this site helps me to improve my writing xx
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Last post by Michael Edits on March 17, 2018, 03:12:55 PM »
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
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Welcome Board - START HERE! / Re: hai :)
« Last post by JameelaM on March 17, 2018, 01:24:06 PM »
Hi geehope!

Welcome to the community, we're happy to have you here.

Would you like to share a bit more about yourself? Your background as a writer, the kind of writing you do and where you're from?

Glad to have you here :)
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All the Write Questions / Re: I'm looking for the motivation.
« Last post by JameelaM on March 17, 2018, 01:17:37 PM »
Hi Thierry,

Welcome to the community!

I don't quite understand what you need help on, can you give us some examples of what you're looking for, maybe sharing parts of your story that you need feedback on?

Thanks!
Jameela
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Review My Work / Poem
« Last post by Sonder on March 17, 2018, 12:14:46 AM »
Ambivalent Girl is Muted for so long
trying to break the Chain but it needed something Strong

Strong like a Voice that causes seismic waves or echolocation by the range
My inner Thoughts is loquacious hiding in caves

I feel the excitement, sadness, and anger coming out like a ball shattered a window
Pieces that can't be put together
The ball is to escape from my dumb self but no shattered sound just deaf and I wonder.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Last post by Michael Edits on March 16, 2018, 03:58:20 PM »
When there’s an earthquake, geologists are quick to find fault.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Last post by Michael Edits on March 16, 2018, 03:57:27 PM »
What did the sock puppet say to the sock? Looks like you could use a hand.
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