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Title: Second Three word story
Post by: orchid15 on March 14, 2006, 07:18:40 PM
Since our dear proffessor died- sorta. I thought we needed a new start

Same rules
The rules:
1,Only three words per person
2.Be nice no blasphemy
3.But most of all, have fun!
I'll start.


One rainy evening
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lobanegra on March 14, 2006, 07:51:50 PM


     One rainy evening the stars were


              Stefanie
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on March 15, 2006, 02:32:34 AM


One rainy evening the stars were only just visible
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 15, 2006, 05:38:05 AM


One rainy evening the stars were only just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne,
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 15, 2006, 06:32:45 AM


One rainy evening the stars were only just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Symphony on March 15, 2006, 09:04:13 AM
One rainy evening the stars were only just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 15, 2006, 10:08:36 AM
One rainy evening the stars were only just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Symphony on March 15, 2006, 11:40:58 AM
One rainy evening the stars were only just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog. Looking slightly green
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Jenny on March 15, 2006, 11:51:54 AM

One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog. looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes.

ps I've just given up smoking!!   
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Post by: chillies on March 15, 2006, 11:54:21 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog. looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 15, 2006, 12:06:39 PM
Topic Summary
Posted on: Today at 12:54:21 AMPosted by: chillies 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog. looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 15, 2006, 01:23:29 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on March 15, 2006, 02:21:59 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 15, 2006, 03:50:18 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy however,
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: SuzieHarris on March 15, 2006, 03:53:15 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy however, sang in tune.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: zak_wolf on March 15, 2006, 07:03:11 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 15, 2006, 08:09:27 PM
Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on March 15, 2006, 08:43:29 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne'
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 15, 2006, 08:50:12 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: zak_wolf on March 15, 2006, 09:04:11 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 15, 2006, 09:10:39 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: zak_wolf on March 15, 2006, 09:20:37 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 15, 2006, 09:35:05 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: zak_wolf on March 15, 2006, 09:36:30 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby.

And Kermit too.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 15, 2006, 09:40:53 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: zak_wolf on March 15, 2006, 09:43:34 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 15, 2006, 10:00:58 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: zak_wolf on March 15, 2006, 10:02:16 PM

One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.

Umbrellas opened majestically
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: orchid15 on March 16, 2006, 12:51:42 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.

Umbrellas opened majestically

Mr. Rogers came
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 16, 2006, 02:03:09 AM
Topic Summary
Posted on: Today at 01:51:42 PMPosted by: orchid15 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holidng Miss Piggy
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: SuzieHarris on March 16, 2006, 03:04:54 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 16, 2006, 04:39:22 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this? shouted
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Symphony on March 16, 2006, 08:47:03 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this? shouted Rogers, wiping red
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: SuzieHarris on March 16, 2006, 08:49:47 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this? shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: zak_wolf on March 16, 2006, 09:12:56 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this? shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 16, 2006, 09:49:21 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 16, 2006, 10:39:45 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on March 16, 2006, 11:43:20 AM
 Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Symphony on March 16, 2006, 01:55:55 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 16, 2006, 02:34:32 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: orchid15 on March 16, 2006, 07:40:47 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on March 16, 2006, 07:46:05 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animall with her
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mizjfaure on March 17, 2006, 12:54:50 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy however, sang in tune.  If Birds can

Oh dear did you lose the thread? Its best to copy and paste the previous text and just add your three words
 


LIN
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 17, 2006, 03:13:50 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animall with her and Kermit's cigarettes
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: zak_wolf on March 17, 2006, 12:40:36 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: orchid15 on March 17, 2006, 01:40:29 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 17, 2006, 01:55:20 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on March 17, 2006, 02:38:29 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: zak_wolf on March 17, 2006, 03:00:47 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lobanegra on March 17, 2006, 10:16:44 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: deathblackfox on March 18, 2006, 02:04:24 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Colin on March 18, 2006, 06:11:58 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on March 18, 2006, 07:12:54 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 18, 2006, 11:24:14 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: orchid15 on March 18, 2006, 01:05:15 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 18, 2006, 01:13:39 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 19, 2006, 06:28:59 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 19, 2006, 06:57:26 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lobanegra on March 19, 2006, 10:29:21 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped they looked at
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 20, 2006, 03:32:54 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on March 20, 2006, 07:39:27 AM
Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 20, 2006, 09:12:57 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: SuzieHarris on March 20, 2006, 09:16:05 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia!"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 20, 2006, 12:07:19 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa   "
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on March 20, 2006, 02:21:58 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  "
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lesleykay on March 20, 2006, 06:08:23 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: orchid15 on March 20, 2006, 07:27:19 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 21, 2006, 04:51:44 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 21, 2006, 06:24:10 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on March 21, 2006, 08:27:31 AM
Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: SuzieHarris on March 21, 2006, 08:32:36 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 21, 2006, 09:41:20 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on March 21, 2006, 02:20:53 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lobanegra on March 21, 2006, 03:19:28 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: commatose on March 21, 2006, 03:33:46 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lobanegra on March 21, 2006, 03:51:16 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: orchid15 on March 21, 2006, 04:07:25 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on March 21, 2006, 04:20:06 PM
The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly

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Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on March 21, 2006, 04:35:50 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on March 21, 2006, 05:38:36 PM

One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces
 
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lobanegra on March 21, 2006, 06:23:51 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 21, 2006, 06:42:38 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on March 21, 2006, 11:22:38 PM
The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 22, 2006, 02:51:23 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 22, 2006, 04:44:30 AM
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Posted on: Today at 03:51:23 PMPosted by: chillies 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 22, 2006, 10:14:04 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on March 22, 2006, 01:35:59 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell

Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on March 22, 2006, 03:25:30 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 22, 2006, 03:28:36 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on March 22, 2006, 04:09:57 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lobanegra on March 22, 2006, 08:18:32 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: falon on March 22, 2006, 08:20:54 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 23, 2006, 01:45:14 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 23, 2006, 01:58:09 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 23, 2006, 10:00:33 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on March 23, 2006, 03:17:39 PM

One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 23, 2006, 03:21:30 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 24, 2006, 02:46:15 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 24, 2006, 03:48:45 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 24, 2006, 01:29:22 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 24, 2006, 02:18:21 PM
Can I butt in here - my husband loves this story!! He actually laughed!!!  Please dont stop its making my life stress free!!

Lin
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lobanegra on March 24, 2006, 07:50:05 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on March 25, 2006, 08:16:48 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 25, 2006, 08:45:50 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship we brought it
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: commatose on March 25, 2006, 01:14:43 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship we brought it and her tutu
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 25, 2006, 02:08:58 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship we brought it and her tutu and also some
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 25, 2006, 02:17:56 PM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship we brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: orchid15 on March 25, 2006, 02:42:23 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 25, 2006, 04:31:19 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 25, 2006, 04:35:08 PM
Topic Summary
Posted on: Today at 05:31:19 AMPosted by: chillies 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 26, 2006, 12:37:42 PM
Topic Summary
Posted on: Today at 05:31:19 AMPosted by: chillies 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 26, 2006, 03:59:28 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: spanker on March 27, 2006, 07:36:07 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: The Matelot on March 27, 2006, 09:59:18 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mary on March 27, 2006, 10:26:15 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: orchid15 on March 28, 2006, 02:25:48 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 29, 2006, 05:04:48 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: spanker on March 29, 2006, 06:42:52 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 29, 2006, 07:49:19 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: spanker on March 30, 2006, 07:07:14 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 30, 2006, 07:24:16 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: spanker on March 30, 2006, 08:13:38 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: deathblackfox on March 30, 2006, 04:59:59 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on March 31, 2006, 03:29:07 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on March 31, 2006, 03:44:29 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on March 31, 2006, 05:13:55 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on March 31, 2006, 09:32:36 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of
 
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 02, 2006, 03:24:02 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: spanker on April 02, 2006, 08:17:46 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on April 02, 2006, 08:33:30 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilocks
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on April 02, 2006, 11:35:25 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 02, 2006, 12:52:21 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 02, 2006, 01:22:07 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on April 02, 2006, 02:01:17 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 02, 2006, 02:11:48 PM

One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on April 02, 2006, 02:13:51 PM

One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 02, 2006, 02:17:58 PM

One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Daniel on April 02, 2006, 11:14:13 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: noelgama on April 03, 2006, 03:10:33 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 03, 2006, 03:36:04 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 03, 2006, 04:20:14 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on April 03, 2006, 05:40:24 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on April 03, 2006, 07:24:39 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big
 
 
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 03, 2006, 07:35:11 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 04, 2006, 02:08:52 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 04, 2006, 05:07:38 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on April 05, 2006, 07:14:14 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: noelgama on April 05, 2006, 11:40:18 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 06, 2006, 05:15:38 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lobanegra on April 06, 2006, 06:23:48 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: noelgama on April 07, 2006, 12:21:10 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool

Please copy and paste the rest of the story so we can all read it your three words should follow on - Lin
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: mizjfaure on April 07, 2006, 05:49:02 PM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 08, 2006, 05:07:54 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 08, 2006, 09:00:57 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 08, 2006, 11:03:00 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 08, 2006, 02:17:13 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 08, 2006, 05:37:07 PM
The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 08, 2006, 06:33:17 PM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink

Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on April 09, 2006, 12:34:39 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should

Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on April 09, 2006, 12:51:07 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on April 09, 2006, 01:00:29 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 09, 2006, 01:56:23 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 09, 2006, 02:15:50 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 09, 2006, 03:03:55 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 09, 2006, 04:07:00 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Poshpaws on April 09, 2006, 11:22:05 PM
Lin..you a Geordie then?

Sorry that's too many words - you know the rules LOL - No im not a Geordie!!  Yorkshire born and bred!  Living in Holland - and that's also far too many words!!

Lin

PS  Carry on folks just a blib in the system!!
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: R.Deckard on April 10, 2006, 04:19:33 PM
unusual for Piggy!
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 11, 2006, 05:34:56 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on April 11, 2006, 08:34:41 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 11, 2006, 08:37:50 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: The Matelot on April 11, 2006, 01:01:17 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on April 11, 2006, 02:47:02 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 12, 2006, 10:12:42 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdning Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to supress his giggling. "Nevermind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disapeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on April 12, 2006, 04:15:24 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 12, 2006, 04:21:36 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 12, 2006, 04:41:04 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 13, 2006, 02:34:41 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 13, 2006, 03:07:48 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 13, 2006, 03:38:36 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 13, 2006, 10:25:21 AM

Unicorn, the symbol of fantasy

 
 
 
Re: Second Three word story
Reply #178 on: Today at 07:38:36 AM    
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade


Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 13, 2006, 10:37:33 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 14, 2006, 03:13:01 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 14, 2006, 04:18:12 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 14, 2006, 06:06:37 PM
   
Re: Second Three word story
Reply #182 on: Today at 09:18:12 AM       

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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 15, 2006, 11:38:22 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 15, 2006, 12:18:39 PM
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Posted on: Today at 04:38:22 PMPosted by: aelfwin 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal
 
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on April 15, 2006, 01:59:18 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 16, 2006, 06:00:05 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 16, 2006, 07:37:13 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 16, 2006, 09:33:02 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: jono25 on April 16, 2006, 02:56:34 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 17, 2006, 04:13:19 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 17, 2006, 01:05:05 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on April 17, 2006, 01:45:12 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on April 17, 2006, 03:08:01 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: karlmoore on April 17, 2006, 09:56:22 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 18, 2006, 03:30:25 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I"
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 18, 2006, 11:40:18 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read."
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 18, 2006, 12:00:57 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless -
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 18, 2006, 12:22:29 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: jono25 on April 18, 2006, 12:29:38 PM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lobanegra on April 18, 2006, 01:15:04 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: The Matelot on April 18, 2006, 03:16:39 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: karlmoore on April 19, 2006, 02:25:47 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 19, 2006, 05:50:57 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 19, 2006, 06:46:27 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on April 20, 2006, 01:59:33 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lynneth1310 on April 20, 2006, 05:51:17 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 20, 2006, 10:24:03 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 20, 2006, 11:03:49 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on April 20, 2006, 02:15:07 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: The Matelot on April 20, 2006, 03:24:38 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 20, 2006, 03:28:33 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: melmag on April 21, 2006, 12:47:24 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 21, 2006, 04:02:06 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 21, 2006, 04:13:11 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lynneth1310 on April 21, 2006, 07:40:10 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 21, 2006, 10:15:03 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 21, 2006, 11:54:34 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: melmag on April 21, 2006, 12:15:40 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on April 21, 2006, 02:21:24 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 21, 2006, 03:18:45 PM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 22, 2006, 01:14:04 PM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 23, 2006, 10:48:05 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 23, 2006, 10:58:30 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 23, 2006, 11:07:09 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror, speaking Geordie accents
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on April 23, 2006, 11:55:48 AM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror, cowards that they
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 23, 2006, 01:17:40 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Telcontar on April 23, 2006, 07:51:57 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 24, 2006, 09:05:58 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy
 
 
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 24, 2006, 09:44:40 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: gub2000 on April 24, 2006, 10:06:02 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 24, 2006, 10:09:25 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 24, 2006, 10:24:06 AM
Posted by: chillies 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 24, 2006, 12:36:50 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting StJames' Park
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 26, 2006, 02:05:31 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 26, 2006, 04:56:55 PM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 26, 2006, 05:30:34 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on April 28, 2006, 03:40:13 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park"

 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 29, 2006, 12:45:16 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Lin on April 29, 2006, 03:52:59 PM
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Posted on: Today at 18:45:16Posted by: chillies 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.
 
"Let's dance" shouted
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on April 29, 2006, 05:08:46 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly,
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 29, 2006, 05:49:42 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on April 29, 2006, 06:31:11 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 30, 2006, 03:42:33 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 30, 2006, 04:17:19 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up, grabbed a chicken
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on April 30, 2006, 10:04:36 AM

One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on April 30, 2006, 01:15:34 PM

One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on April 30, 2006, 01:21:56 PM

One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on May 01, 2006, 04:42:07 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on May 01, 2006, 05:50:31 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on May 01, 2006, 10:52:25 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on May 01, 2006, 11:20:48 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on May 01, 2006, 11:24:01 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on May 01, 2006, 01:22:57 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was
 
 
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on May 01, 2006, 03:40:17 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on May 02, 2006, 03:37:50 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on May 02, 2006, 06:03:53 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on May 02, 2006, 08:27:10 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was flown in by----Ooops Grognoth...you're at it again, it seems you missed some of the previous thread..So will take it back, hope you don't mind. ::)
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on May 02, 2006, 01:45:37 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on May 02, 2006, 11:17:20 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on May 02, 2006, 11:23:06 PM
Ooppss!   :-[  Sorry about the error in the first post.  Here's the full version with my add on.


One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on May 03, 2006, 05:13:39 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on May 03, 2006, 05:18:40 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on May 03, 2006, 09:12:20 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on May 03, 2006, 04:37:20 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on May 03, 2006, 05:49:07 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on May 04, 2006, 01:58:47 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on May 04, 2006, 04:57:10 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on May 04, 2006, 05:08:36 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on May 04, 2006, 07:00:37 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on May 04, 2006, 10:13:46 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: jono25 on May 04, 2006, 01:29:00 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on May 04, 2006, 11:32:40 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on May 05, 2006, 12:39:49 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on May 05, 2006, 02:09:10 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on May 05, 2006, 11:07:29 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on May 06, 2006, 02:49:27 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Angeleyes on May 07, 2006, 04:22:13 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Narnian Prince on May 07, 2006, 04:26:08 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on May 07, 2006, 08:35:44 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet, maybe with Kermit?
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on May 07, 2006, 10:26:47 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet, maybe with Kermit?

Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on May 07, 2006, 10:28:47 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet, maybe with Kermit?

"I hate Kermit
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on May 07, 2006, 10:46:12 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet, maybe with Kermit?

"I hate Kermit. I only want
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: aelfwin on May 08, 2006, 10:11:55 AM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet, maybe with Kermit?

"I hate Kermit. I only want Chicken Little's feet
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: jono25 on May 08, 2006, 12:14:14 PM
Posted by: aelfwin 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet, maybe with Kermit?

"I hate Kermit. I only want Chicken Little's feet to caress every
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: chillies on May 08, 2006, 01:37:24 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet, maybe with Kermit?

"I hate Kermit. I only want Chicken Little's feet to caress every inch of my
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Wolfpox on May 08, 2006, 04:49:51 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet, maybe with Kermit?

"I hate Kermit. I only want Chicken Little's feet to caress every inch of my sausage load. Strangely,
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: jono25 on May 09, 2006, 01:56:01 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet, maybe with Kermit?

"I hate Kermit. I only want Chicken Little's feet to caress every inch of my sausage load. Strangely, Miss Piggy's snout
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: Grognoth on May 09, 2006, 11:30:46 PM
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the first
Posted on: Yesterday at 09:49:07 PMPosted by: Grognoth 
Insert Quote
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holding Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, at least not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl and stared at the ugly crawling snitbugs that fearlessly chewed Beaker's shoes into tiny pieces. He wondered if shoes were fattening. "I believe I'll chew one myself."  Beaker snarled endlessly.

"Save my shoes!" The tantalizing smell wafted over him

The phone rang, Beaker answered it "Hello,what can I do for you kind sir"
"Kermit speaking.  Could you tell Gonzo I need my cigarettes and whilst we're on the phone MsPiggy says where's my pipe?
"Her pipe is on the ship.  We brought it and her tutu and also some......Sshhh!!! Pork Sausages"

Miss Piggy overheard "Sausages...pork sausages?"
Kermit, trying hard to suppress his giggling. "Never-mind the sausages, but perhaps you could inform Gonzo his snout's on fire."

Grabbing a bucket Doctor Honeydew shouted"I'ts big, but not that big"

Gonzo blushed while Honeydew extinguished the blaze which had boogers and hairs, scorching hair which all disappeared and left his nose the color of the morning sun.  Fozzy Bear was annoyed because Goldilock's menstrual cycle had lost its wheel and he needed to take Gonzo to the doctors before his nose exploded like a hot juicy pimple.

Blue eyes crying, Honeydew's snitbugs, still growing accustomed to the surrealistic world of Miss Piggy's big snout, crawled into a plant pot, caught the measles from a somewhat half eaten truffle, then ended up sitting on a pink toad stool feeling very sleepy.

Meanwhile Geordie footballers disguised as rolling-tobacco smokers seized the Tyne Bridge with snitbug troopers and demanded pink bottomed ladies should not ride bicycles unless accompanied by tutu wearing bricklayers. Suddenly there were MsPiggy and Kermit, each with a pork sausage sticking out of his ears in battle-dress. Along came the Matelot and sliced off his big fake wooden leg. Fozzy Bear saw this and vomited all over his friend Kermit's shoes. The shoes went a funny shade of piggy pink and his toes began to burn and turn a dark rottweiler brown.

"Aaarrrrgggghhh," screamed Animal, just being normal.

Animal grabbed hold of the ruined shoes and howled in highly impressive soprano "wasted pig skin." An entirely different remark came from the Matelot "This story is the most imaginative I have ever read." Kermit -  meanwhile shoeless - saw Camelots Gate raise furry eyebrows slowly to the top of his unbelievably large and wrinkled forehead, then as if by magic, they disappeared.

On the other foot there were three thousand millipedes, and a Flea. All we needed was a spider to help us climb up the Tyne Bridge for tea and cakes. It wasn't long before tea time when something disturbing befell them. A strange looking little snitbug trooper approached, the Geordie footballers recoiled in horror as it ate Alan Shearer's only pair of fuzzy Kermit slippers.   Meanwhile Miss Piggy sat stuffing her face while Animal decided visiting St James' Park was better than having his cake flowing gently down as "McArthur's Park" lyrics would suggest.

"Let's dance" shouted Fozzy Bear drunkenly, while vicious chickens circled hungrily overhead. He jumped up and wildly threw his head back gulping down chickens faster than a freight train on a frozen lake. Not content with poultry and wine, more sausage was ordered and consumed, along with lots of chocolate covered fuzzy bunny rabbits.  The next thing, red hot chicken came bursting out from behind the divan at almost the same time as the music played by Kermit in a vibrant Day-Glo grass skirt, with skimpily clad buxom blondes from the local supermarket.

The chicken grabbed Fozzy Bear tenderly, then whispered, "Do you want to go somewhere quiet, maybe with Kermit?

"I hate Kermit. I only want Chicken Little's feet to caress every inch of my sausage load. Strangely, Miss Piggy's snout, twitching with lust
Title: Re: Second Three word story
Post by: jono25 on May 10, 2006, 02:18:50 PM
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desperate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermi