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Title: Very silly game
Post by: Jo Bannister on April 22, 2017, 02:43:11 PM
Here's a very silly game for those of you who are desperate to avoid doing some work.

It involves using adverbs and possibly adjectives in a particularly pertinent way; but it's kind of easier to demonstrate than explain.  So:

"What - more cake?" exclaimed Billy Bunter fulsomely. 

"Some you win, some you lose," said Lewis Hamilton winsomely.

You get the idea?  Give it a swing.

 
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 25, 2017, 09:21:24 AM
What - nobody?  I'll give you one more shot at it, then I'm going to sulk.

"Of course the world isn't round, Galileo," Mrs Galilei stated flatly.
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Post by: Lin on April 25, 2017, 10:05:11 AM
'Many a slip twixt cup and lip,' said Mother proverbially.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 25, 2017, 10:47:53 AM
Nice one.

"Where's my dinner?" asked Dr Lector liverishly.
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Post by: Gyppo on April 25, 2017, 01:49:35 PM
"I kicked him in the balls" said Jo, testily.
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Post by: illidan4ever on April 25, 2017, 01:54:35 PM
"This is above my level," said Mr. Carpenter lowly.
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Post by: Shortcross on April 25, 2017, 01:56:47 PM
'Meh, really?' said Mary-Lee, merrily.

(I know it doesn't follow the rules or even make sense lol) :-)
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Post by: illidan4ever on April 25, 2017, 02:14:07 PM
Arg.  Stupid cross out.

"That's an outdated stereo," speak(s) ER Dr. Pioneer, statically.

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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 25, 2017, 02:28:37 PM
"My invention is the K9 pet-shaped companion robot," said Profession Plum dogmatically.
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Post by: illidan4ever on April 25, 2017, 02:45:41 PM
"I spilled red wine on my rug," huffed President Trump, bluely.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 25, 2017, 04:05:13 PM
"I bet you don't know what's in my box!" said Erwin Schroedinger cattily.
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Post by: illidan4ever on April 25, 2017, 05:14:37 PM
"That was a straight low blow," said the High Senator, dubiously.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 26, 2017, 07:05:50 AM
"What has the maid done to my underwear?" said the pompous Pom starchily.
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Post by: Lin on April 26, 2017, 07:12:07 AM
'My dog's name is Dylan,' said Bob singingly
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 26, 2017, 09:29:32 AM
"Look at this beautiful afghan I made," she said craftily.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 26, 2017, 09:37:41 AM
"Have I got a sore throat?  Neigh, not really," he said hoarsely.
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Post by: illidan4ever on April 26, 2017, 10:07:41 AM
"Miss Motley, all this word play is starting to hurt my head," said Dr. Feelgood, uniformly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 26, 2017, 11:25:24 AM
"This sandwich tastes like cardboard," he said stiffly.
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Post by: illidan4ever on April 26, 2017, 11:36:36 AM
"I can't keep this up, so stop putting things down," I said evenly. 
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 26, 2017, 01:13:02 PM
The third corpse rolled into the Morgue. "This is getting a bit stale," he deadpanned.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 26, 2017, 02:25:49 PM
"Someone has forgotten to replace the fuse on Chiller#3," the morgue director said sniffily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 26, 2017, 04:44:35 PM
"Get on that fuse change RIGHT NOW," he said heatedly.
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Post by: Gyppo on April 26, 2017, 07:56:53 PM
"That's.  How.  To.  Brake," the Driving Instructor said, haltingly.
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Post by: Lin on April 27, 2017, 06:04:35 AM
'We'll have to call in a plumber,' he piped up. 
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 27, 2017, 09:54:35 AM
"I always face the back when I'm rowing forward," said the boatman sternly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 29, 2017, 07:36:08 AM
"We are in trouble mateys. The sea is totally becalmed, the engines are dead, we have no sails left untattered," he said disgustedly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 29, 2017, 09:13:14 AM
"As a lady, I would never allow an uncouth expression to cross my lips," she said ineffably.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 29, 2017, 03:15:16 PM
"May I have one of the Starbucks Unicorn drinks?" she asked sweetly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 30, 2017, 03:51:07 AM
"I can't see anything for all these bloody hills!" said the novice rambler in deep depression.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 30, 2017, 06:57:08 AM
"Why would you order Surf and Turf?" she asked crabbily?
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 30, 2017, 01:41:27 PM
"Is it 'If I was' or 'If I were'?" she asked tensely.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 02, 2017, 11:27:51 AM
"Hey Lady, where do you want this refrigerator?" the delivery man asked aimlessly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 02, 2017, 01:57:06 PM
"Upstairs," she answered loftily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 05, 2017, 06:53:39 AM
"I am not going to carry that," Jesus said crossly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 05, 2017, 10:18:36 AM
"Wanna bet?" asked the spear-carrier pointedly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 06, 2017, 08:13:55 AM
"I came up with a new formula," said Einstein energetically.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 06, 2017, 09:43:48 AM
"Bet mine was better," Newton said with gravity.
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Post by: Gyppo on May 06, 2017, 12:56:46 PM
"And this is my First Law of Thermodynamics," said Boyle heatedly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 06, 2017, 06:15:09 PM
"Stop bragging," said Edison brightly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 07, 2017, 11:28:12 AM
"What if I'm wrong about this?" said Columbus edgily.

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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 08, 2017, 08:23:06 AM
ĎOh why did I spend so much time wandering the streets of Paris? he sighed ruefully.
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Post by: Gyppo on May 08, 2017, 09:43:25 AM
"I never thought I'd end up collecting unemployment benefit," he said dolefully.
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Post by: Lin on May 08, 2017, 12:59:11 PM
'I told you I don't want to have sex with you,' she said frigidly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 09, 2017, 03:40:01 AM
ĎWell yes, Iíve sh@gged a fewí, the Welshman admitted sheepishly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 09, 2017, 01:39:45 PM
"These are all my Mr. Universe titles," weighed in Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 17, 2017, 11:48:27 AM
"These new blades won't shave properly," the barber said dully.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 18, 2017, 06:35:48 AM
ĎIíd like to hurry up butÖ Iíve got one leg longer than the otherí, he said lamely.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 18, 2017, 06:38:54 AM
ĎI just get a mental block when it comes to adverbsí he said.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 18, 2017, 07:10:48 AM
"I came. I saw. I conquered," said George Custer decisively.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 18, 2017, 10:10:54 AM
"There were more of them than I thought," said George Custer in passing.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 18, 2017, 11:15:51 AM
"I solved the Rubik cube," he said, squaring his shoulders.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 19, 2017, 09:24:47 AM
"Just how important is the theatre today?" he asked earnestly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 19, 2017, 05:56:24 PM
"I am a Sioux," he said bravely.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 20, 2017, 03:46:03 AM
"And I am Sue," she replied ambiguously.
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Post by: Mark H on August 12, 2017, 06:00:59 AM
"I found the key to my 1960's motorbike!" he said triumphantly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 12, 2017, 06:43:17 AM
"I found the key to my 1960's motorbike!" said the Indian.
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Post by: Mark H on August 12, 2017, 07:42:38 AM
"I like my Cornflakes with a sugary coating," he said frostily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 12, 2017, 08:13:38 AM
"I prefer my bacon well cooked," he said crisply.
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Post by: Mark H on August 12, 2017, 08:27:25 AM
I like a man with a flat-topped helmet," she said bluntly.
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Post by: Jia Ming on August 12, 2017, 12:33:12 PM
"Statistics show the majority of these will be small" Loong explained largely.
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Post by: Mark H on August 12, 2017, 01:24:43 PM
ďHereís a copy of The Dummies Guide to Masturbating,Ē she said handily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 13, 2017, 12:51:15 PM
"Here's a copy of "The Dummies Guide to Cunnilingus", she lipped off.
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Post by: Mark H on August 13, 2017, 12:58:14 PM
"Iíve been fantasising about the number zero," he said naughtily.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on August 13, 2017, 03:29:29 PM
"I've always been follicly challenged," he stated baldly.
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Post by: Mark H on August 13, 2017, 03:46:09 PM
"Will you show me your bottom on the 24th of June," he asked playfully.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on August 13, 2017, 04:07:23 PM
"That's around mid-summer," she replied dreamily.
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Post by: Mark H on August 13, 2017, 06:08:31 PM
"We are going on a pilgrimage to Melton Mowbray," he said piously.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 14, 2017, 05:20:53 AM
"Don't you think this pork pie is a little stale?" he asked somewhat crustily.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 14, 2017, 05:22:32 AM
"Try some of this nitrous oxide," the nurse said laughingly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on August 14, 2017, 06:50:52 AM
"Line up behind me, all those who want to march on Moscow!" said Napoleon imperiously.
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Post by: Mark H on August 14, 2017, 07:00:44 AM
"Hearts are trumps," she said wistfully.
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Post by: Mark H on August 14, 2017, 02:04:11 PM
Not sure this game is silly enough so ...

"Everyone was kung fu fighting," he said bruceyley.

"Iíve just eaten Muttley," said Dick dastardly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 16, 2017, 07:24:40 AM
Stirring her drink, "This Old Fashioned is missing something," she said bitterly.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 16, 2017, 07:28:49 AM
Man with his wife at the fertility clinic.  "Nothing wrong with my equipment," he said testily.
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Post by: Mark H on August 16, 2017, 07:41:09 AM
One for the English only I'm afraid ...

"I'm sorry, I havenít got one," said Humphrey cluelessly.
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Post by: Mark H on August 19, 2017, 09:34:51 AM
"Don't be surprised when I squeeze out a foul-smelling turd into a box of gravel, then kick a load of it over your kitchen floor," she said cattily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 19, 2017, 07:22:46 PM
"Was it the Professor in the Library with the Candlestick?" he asked cluelessly



since I didn't understand the British cluelessly reference
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Post by: Mark H on August 20, 2017, 02:37:48 AM
....since I didn't understand the British cluelessly reference

Try this: http://www.isihac.net/index.php

It may not let you listen to the sample, which would be very sad as you'd miss out on some of the best comedy ever written.


"You can call me Ferrous," he said ironically.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 22, 2017, 05:17:59 AM
Donít worry, theyíre not real bullets, he said blankly
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Post by: Mark H on August 22, 2017, 05:44:12 AM
"Would you care to come for a ride on my Vespa?" he asked waspishly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 22, 2017, 05:51:22 AM
I think we should bury her here, he said gravely

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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 22, 2017, 05:51:54 AM
Sheís dead, he said mournfully
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Post by: Mark H on August 22, 2017, 05:53:34 AM
"Because I shot her with arrows bought in Borchester," he said archerly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 22, 2017, 07:35:36 AM
"No go, slow Moe," she said poetically.
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Post by: Mark H on August 22, 2017, 07:42:39 AM
"Iíll sit here paying cards on my own," he said patiently.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 22, 2017, 08:12:41 AM
Ah, you must be Ernest, he said wisely
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Post by: Mark H on August 22, 2017, 08:33:55 AM
"Just call me Eric," he said earnestly.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 22, 2017, 09:06:22 AM
"No!" he said tersely.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 22, 2017, 09:07:45 AM
"They don't come much bigger than this," he said expansively.
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Post by: Mark H on August 22, 2017, 09:20:52 AM
"Nice pointy tits!" he said perkily.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 23, 2017, 09:14:15 AM
I agree, it needs more herbs, he nodded sagely
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Post by: Mark H on August 23, 2017, 10:02:31 AM
"Mike Hunt," he said eponymously.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 24, 2017, 07:03:15 AM
Ten minutes after online meeting began:
"You're late!"
"I know. Sorry," she said elatedly.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 24, 2017, 07:34:34 AM
"Somebody slashed my tyres," he said flatly.

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"My cup runneth over," he said effervescently.

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"Bugger the Total Eclipse," he said gloomily.

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Post by: Mark H on August 24, 2017, 08:02:58 AM
"Fetch me some Saint-Joseph's-wort, a broom, and two bombs," he said foxily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 25, 2017, 02:16:39 PM
"St. Joseph, St Elmo, and St. James walked into a bar," she said holier-than-thou.
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Post by: Mark H on August 25, 2017, 06:04:14 PM
"Buzz off!" the bee said onomatopoeically. 
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Post by: Gyppo on August 25, 2017, 06:27:50 PM
Side Comment:  Onomatopoeically must be one of the most un-onomatopoeic words you're ever likely to encounter.

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Post by: Gyppo on August 25, 2017, 06:29:20 PM
"Hit.....the.....brakes," she said haltingly.
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Post by: Mark H on August 26, 2017, 04:03:41 AM
"Dogs and humans are diurnal, while cats and students are nocturnal," she said categorically.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 26, 2017, 07:27:41 AM
"That is a Douglas fir, that is a Carolina fir, that is a Christmas tree," she opined.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 26, 2017, 07:59:43 AM
"I've just spent my entire week's Unemployment Benefit on a gargantuan meal," he said dolefully.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 26, 2017, 01:52:03 PM
"You can just kiss my ass," she hissed cheekily.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on August 26, 2017, 02:22:21 PM
"My ass doesn't like being kissed," he replied mulishly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 27, 2017, 06:31:45 AM
"I ... have ... laryngitis," she said horsely.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on August 27, 2017, 09:24:18 AM
"My mummy is called Beauty and works for a brewery," he announced foalishly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 27, 2017, 09:55:47 AM
"I like buttons," he snapped.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on August 27, 2017, 10:02:52 AM
"Yeah?  Well, I prefer elastic," he retorted expansively.
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Post by: Mark H on August 28, 2017, 03:22:18 AM
"That's not how you pronounce 'Magdalene'," he said universally.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 28, 2017, 05:46:58 AM
"Go to hell," he said damningly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 28, 2017, 06:54:27 AM
"I lost it all. The file is empty. Where's my MS?" he muttered blankly.
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Post by: Mark H on August 28, 2017, 09:48:36 AM
"You get on all-fours and Iíll get behind you," he said doggedly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 28, 2017, 12:22:12 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41x5dt%2BjcUL._SX355_.jpg)

Sipping her morning coffee and pointing to the offending item on the dining room table, "What's this?" she gagged.
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Post by: Mark H on August 28, 2017, 01:29:29 PM
"Fit a padlock on the buckle and it might work," she said chastely.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 28, 2017, 06:35:32 PM
"I'm the Green Hornet," he said bluely.

or

"I'm the Green Hornet," he said waspishly.
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Post by: Mark H on August 29, 2017, 02:37:04 AM
"I'm German," he said squarely.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 29, 2017, 07:08:18 AM
"This diet isn't working," she sighed heavily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 29, 2017, 08:12:20 AM
"Here's a cup of coffee," she said perkily.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on August 29, 2017, 11:59:02 AM
"Enough sugar for you?" she inquired sweetly.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 29, 2017, 01:29:11 PM
"This fruit pie needs a little more sugar," she said tartly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on August 30, 2017, 03:36:55 AM
"Cabbage makes me burp," he complained repeatedly.
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Post by: Mark H on August 30, 2017, 05:26:01 AM
"Granny is a wizard who enjoys cheese," he said magnanimously.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 01, 2017, 05:44:56 AM
"I love that Christmas song, "The Bells", she chimed in merrily.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 01, 2017, 09:24:00 AM
"Shall I do the ironing?" he said smoothly.
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Post by: Jia Ming on September 01, 2017, 12:30:29 PM
"I'm listening to schoenberg." a girl articulates very tonally.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 01, 2017, 12:49:10 PM
"Do you understand Allegory of the Cave?" he asked philosophically.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 02, 2017, 03:59:42 AM
"Let's go camping!" he said intently.
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Post by: Gyppo on September 02, 2017, 05:28:01 AM
"I'e just killed my wife, Ruth," he laughed ruthlessly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 03, 2017, 04:16:15 AM
"With a toasting fork," he added pointedly.
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Post by: Gyppo on September 03, 2017, 05:33:57 AM
"Triple tined brass," he further added, pedantically.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 04, 2017, 03:07:02 PM
"My name's Dan," he said desperately.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 04, 2017, 07:13:19 PM
"And I've lost my fork," he said pointlessly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 05, 2017, 04:09:34 AM
"But I've got a spade."  He gave her a dig in the ribs.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 05, 2017, 06:21:00 AM
Me - Running Bear, he said bravely. 
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 05, 2017, 07:36:13 AM
"Me - Moonlit Dove," she squaw-ked.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 08, 2017, 06:18:27 AM
"Great show - I applauded till I couldn't applaud any more," he said cheerfully.
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Post by: Gyppo on September 08, 2017, 07:58:10 AM
"I'm a total duffer at sketching," he said artlessly.
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Post by: MJTennant on September 08, 2017, 10:07:14 AM
"Yum, I'll have the chicken breasts." He said tenderly.

Sorry, I had a go though!

LOL

M J
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 08, 2017, 12:57:51 PM
"I'll have the pea soup," he said in a fog.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 09, 2017, 06:43:54 AM
"I ordered whiskey on the rocks," he stated icily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 09, 2017, 07:15:38 AM
"I will not evacuate in front of this damn hurricane," she said stormily.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 14, 2017, 04:59:47 AM
"Where's the talcum powder?" he asked irritably.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 14, 2017, 06:49:36 AM
I don't care what the doctor said, I'm going to scratch it! he said rashly
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 14, 2017, 06:53:30 AM
I am very   very   slowly    eating      this      bit of     lettuce Ė he said sluggishly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 14, 2017, 06:55:29 AM
My nameís Bill, he said, Shankly

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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 14, 2017, 07:04:31 AM
Erm, Iím afraid the transplant didnít exactly go according to plan, he said half heartedly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 14, 2017, 08:31:03 AM
"The music is playing so loudly. Do you always sit here? Would you ummmm," he danced around the subject.
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Post by: Gyppo on September 14, 2017, 01:31:18 PM
"Do all old British motorcycles vibrate like this?" she asked shakily.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 14, 2017, 03:10:54 PM
"Sure do," he said triumphantly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 15, 2017, 07:05:23 AM
"What sort of dip is this? Is there seafood in it?" she asked crabbily.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 15, 2017, 09:43:27 AM
She knew the answer, but it had to be winkled out of her.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 15, 2017, 11:24:34 AM
"Who are you calling a shrimp?" he snapped shortly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 16, 2017, 01:42:00 PM
"Is there somebody down there?" he responded loftily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 17, 2017, 08:00:43 AM
"All of us," they chorused.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 18, 2017, 03:29:51 AM
"Most modern ballerinas are too short," she said en-pointedly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 18, 2017, 06:25:37 AM
"I've lost my best high heels," she said flatly.
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Post by: Gyppo on September 18, 2017, 06:56:13 AM
"My printer has run out of ink," she said blankly.

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"Don't ever kick me in the bollocks again," he said testily.

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"I don't give a damn," he said carelessly.

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Those trees are definitely firs," she opined.

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"Damn, my make-up caught fire," she gasped ashenly.

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"Man, Woman, or gender-fluid individual overboard," she shouted ambiguously.

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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 18, 2017, 07:05:30 AM
After that, he splashed out on a new lifebelt.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 18, 2017, 12:43:12 PM
"I've been robbed. My grandmother's necklace has been stolen," said Pearl.


Does that count?
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 19, 2017, 03:28:41 AM
Of course it does!

"We'll soon whip this one out and give you another," said the cardiac surgeon heartily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 19, 2017, 07:41:46 AM
"I missed the box jump and twisted my ankle," she said limply.
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Post by: Gyppo on September 19, 2017, 09:09:27 AM
"Most of my life I've been a strictly traditional keyboard user.  But for a few months I was seduced by a Dragon and became somewhat enamoured by the concept of voice recognition, and the near magical way in which the words appeared on-screen in response to every vocal utterance which exited my lips," he admitted verbosely.  "But now I'm reverting to type."
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 19, 2017, 10:56:35 AM
"I'll be glad when school breaks up for Christmas," moaned the teacher interminably. 
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 20, 2017, 07:06:58 AM
"All sailors to the back of the ship," said the Admiral sternly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 20, 2017, 10:30:36 AM
"I have never knowingly washed my vest," he announced gamely.
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Post by: Gyppo on September 20, 2017, 10:45:16 AM
"Why is it always me who gets stung at picnics?" she asked waspishly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 20, 2017, 10:58:35 AM
"I asked for my whiskey neat," he said icily.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 21, 2017, 04:16:47 AM
"And what's more, I keep having to spend money," he added miserably.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 21, 2017, 06:18:54 AM
As the police officer handed her the breathalyzer, "You don't need to do that," she said testily.
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Post by: Gyppo on September 21, 2017, 03:18:44 PM
Rupert, the not exactly heterosexual warrior, grabbed a sharp sword and lay about him with gay abandon.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 22, 2017, 03:26:08 AM
Yeah, I'm Dennis, so what? he said menacingly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 22, 2017, 04:22:26 AM
"I can't get an angle on this murder," said the detective obtusely.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 22, 2017, 06:59:07 AM
"The business is downsizing ..." began the email she fired off.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 22, 2017, 10:02:51 AM
"All these doctors, all these nurses, all these beds - and this hospital isn't treating anybody?" she snapped impatiently.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 22, 2017, 10:50:20 AM
She grabbed the blankets and pulled with all her might, rolling her fatass husband off the bed. "Stop hogging the blankets," she said coldly.
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Post by: Mark H on September 22, 2017, 03:22:15 PM
"I feel a bit weird,"he said wolfishly. 
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 22, 2017, 06:05:47 PM
"I believe in coffee and all the good it does," she said religiously every morning.
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Post by: Mark H on September 23, 2017, 02:50:12 AM
"Which is my my favourite motorway service station? Well obviously the one on the M6, just west of Birmingham," she said Frankly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 23, 2017, 06:52:19 AM
"That lye is burning the fabric," she said caustically.
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Post by: Mark H on September 25, 2017, 02:36:07 AM
"I love it when you smear every inch of my body with lime juice," she said cordially.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 26, 2017, 08:18:10 AM
Those prison guards are far too stupid to spot me escaping down this knotted bed sheet, he said condescendingly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 27, 2017, 03:58:56 AM
"That's not fair!" he said, caught off guard.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 28, 2017, 09:12:53 AM
Look Ė a short vertical line with a dot under it, he exclaimed.

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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 28, 2017, 10:17:12 AM
"And two bananas facing in opposite directions," he added parenthetically.
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Post by: Mark H on September 28, 2017, 11:13:04 AM
"How am I supposed to bang my gavel while wearing this straight-jacket?" he asked judgmentally.
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Post by: DGSquared on October 01, 2017, 06:28:33 AM
"Please hand me my inhaler," she wheezed breathlessly.
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Post by: Mark H on October 07, 2017, 02:25:44 PM
"Smoke me a kipper, Iíll be back for breakfast," Red said dwarfishly. 
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Post by: DGSquared on October 08, 2017, 07:26:20 AM
In the sweltering heat, he stormed up to and over the crosswalk angrily screaming at the confused driver, "This is how you are supposed to use a crosswalk you idiot!"
"Humph! See what I did there?"

He was, after all, a hothead (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRd6kn_DY_w).

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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 08, 2017, 08:31:50 AM
"So what you told me was a mink coat is in fact rabbit," she inferred.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 09, 2017, 06:21:27 AM
Iím up here looking for the suitcases, he said loftily
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 09, 2017, 02:06:57 PM
"We're not all on the wagon," he pointed out drily.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 10, 2017, 08:58:37 AM
I have disposed of Ruth, he said ruthlessly
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Post by: Gyppo on October 10, 2017, 10:49:44 AM
"What use is a blunted spear?" he asked pointlessly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 10, 2017, 02:27:11 PM
"You can borrow my sword," he suggested edgily.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 11, 2017, 04:40:25 AM
Tetleys is off, he complained bitterly
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 11, 2017, 02:01:27 PM
"No, it isn't," the publican countered stoutly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 12, 2017, 08:54:19 AM
Iím Ned, he said starkly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 12, 2017, 04:21:44 PM
"Is this the train station?" asked The Terminator?
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 13, 2017, 04:04:39 AM
Youíve got rough skin on yer feet, he said callously.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 13, 2017, 11:53:09 AM
"You know how to punctuate reported speech, do you?" she was quoted as saying.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 14, 2017, 06:06:53 AM
"Shall we include firefighters into our Super Hero group?" asked Superman with an air of superiority.


Poor California.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 14, 2017, 10:28:18 AM
"I could look after their uniforms," Batman volunteered.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 14, 2017, 11:17:29 AM
"I could take care of their hoses," Wonder Woman dripped coolly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 15, 2017, 06:54:24 AM
"And I could...help...somehow..." murmured Diffident Boy.
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Post by: Gyppo on October 15, 2017, 07:28:01 AM
"I need a plumber right now, with the utmost speed, haste, dispatch, urgency, and even celerity," she phoned gushingly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 15, 2017, 08:11:31 AM
"Where are the snakes?" Indiana Jones hissed.
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Post by: DGSquared on October 16, 2017, 12:22:16 AM
"Don't sneak up on me while I'm sharpening my knives," he said pointedly.
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Post by: DGSquared on October 16, 2017, 12:38:16 AM
"Get out of the middle of the street!" yelled the traffic conductor pointedly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 16, 2017, 04:08:40 AM
In a blind panic he wailed, "What street?"
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 16, 2017, 08:37:09 PM
"What is that terrifying large sea mammal?" he wailed.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 17, 2017, 05:48:52 AM
"I shall be on the bridge," said the captain pontifically.
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Post by: Gyppo on October 17, 2017, 07:24:04 AM
"Woe, alas, and alack,"she sobbed sorrowfully.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 17, 2017, 07:53:04 AM
He crumpled into the chair like a sack of old clothing. "Woe is me," he whispered limply.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 17, 2017, 03:18:13 PM
"All my money's gone!" he whined miserably.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 17, 2017, 05:15:55 PM
"So is mine," she added brokenly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 18, 2017, 08:45:48 AM
Lost your bra? Here, let me help, he said supportively
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 18, 2017, 09:53:06 AM
"I've never like vegetable soup," he cried, beet red in the face.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 18, 2017, 09:59:05 AM
"I beet my victims to death with a stalk of maize," said the cereal killer.  (I know - corny.)
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 18, 2017, 04:08:35 PM
"I have another sunburn," she said hotly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 19, 2017, 03:28:49 AM
And here we are at the rear of the boat, he said sternly
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 19, 2017, 04:18:58 AM
"And this is the front," he added with a bow.
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Post by: Gyppo on October 19, 2017, 04:29:13 AM
"And this is the poop deck... Where we don't," he ad-libbed somewhat messily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 19, 2017, 06:45:48 AM
"Where is the berth?" screamed the pregnant passenger.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 20, 2017, 08:52:23 AM
Effing bulbs gone, he muttered darkly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 20, 2017, 10:57:44 AM
"Who put water in this vodka bottle?" he asked soberly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 23, 2017, 09:49:04 AM
"I did!  And now I'm going to do - hic! - the laundry!" she declared, three sheets to the wind.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 23, 2017, 01:12:01 PM
"Clair left me," he declared.
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Post by: Gyppo on October 23, 2017, 03:59:45 PM
"I've not had a woman in years," said the Irishman, fecklessly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 24, 2017, 07:53:48 AM
"We are the Students Against Idiotic Democracy," the socialist college kid said.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 24, 2017, 09:36:45 AM
"Autocracy?  I'll vote for that," he said.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 24, 2017, 09:37:30 AM
ďI'm afraid the transplant dispatch rider never turned upĒ said the surgeon heartlessly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 24, 2017, 05:23:13 PM
"Ah-choo" she said coldly.
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Post by: Gyppo on October 24, 2017, 07:09:47 PM
"Your son has been run over by a steam-roller," the policeman said flatly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 25, 2017, 03:41:43 AM
ďI am a witch, I have a green faceĒ, she said wickedly
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 25, 2017, 06:52:48 PM
"Look at those birds, nest building, readying themselves for parenthood," he brooded.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 26, 2017, 05:04:27 AM
I just donít know which way to point it, he said aimlessly
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Post by: Gyppo on October 26, 2017, 06:18:06 AM
"I think the curve on this bridge is a little too steep," he said archly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 26, 2017, 07:08:15 AM
"It's what they call a pack-horse bridge," she replied mulishly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 26, 2017, 08:41:50 AM
And the one thing I never do is book seats in advance, he declared unreservedly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 26, 2017, 08:59:48 AM
"I felt the baby move," the four-month-pregnant woman said quickly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 27, 2017, 03:41:02 AM
Iím pumping air into the furnace as fast as I can! he bellowed
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 27, 2017, 03:57:41 AM
This, he impressed upon her, was how he liked his shirts ironed.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 27, 2017, 07:07:56 AM
"Follow me," said Darth Vadar darkly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 28, 2017, 01:53:31 PM
"To bee, or not to bee," Hamlet pondered waspishly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 28, 2017, 06:46:06 PM
"I just love the night sky," Luna mooned.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 29, 2017, 03:27:25 PM
"I'm pretty keen on the view when Luna moons, too," he observed.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 29, 2017, 05:24:31 PM
"What are those chicks doing?" Tom peeped.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 30, 2017, 06:24:20 AM
This leg is shorter than the other, he said lamely
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Post by: Gyppo on October 30, 2017, 07:25:04 AM
"Which of you flicked a lighted match into my hair?" he shouted, hot-headedly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 30, 2017, 09:24:51 AM
"I did," cooed his old flame.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on October 30, 2017, 11:03:36 AM
"I put it out," said her new beau wetly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 31, 2017, 04:25:58 AM
They said Iíve got all the benefits Iím entitled to, he said dolefully
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 31, 2017, 07:38:55 AM
"Billie Jean is not my lover," the Micheal Jackson impersonator sang Bad-ly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on November 01, 2017, 04:11:53 AM
"You promised to cut back the weeds," she said, nettled.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 01, 2017, 06:10:47 AM
And this, by the way, is a straight line that touches a curve or curved surface at a point, he said tangentially.
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Post by: Gyppo on November 01, 2017, 11:18:40 AM
"And this comma is mine," he said vocatively.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 01, 2017, 05:28:46 PM
"Look into the bright light and let your troubles go," she said sunnily.
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Post by: Gyppo on November 01, 2017, 06:14:40 PM
"looks as if you've blown a fuse," he said darkly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 02, 2017, 04:25:15 AM
Iím... Ed Sheeran, he said gingerly
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Post by: Jo Bannister on November 02, 2017, 04:41:21 AM
"I've been extracting darts from inattentive pub-goers ever since I qualified," said the doctor pointedly.
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Post by: DGSquared on November 02, 2017, 05:51:41 AM
 
"I have, I haven, I'm not been drinking!" slurred the alcoholic drunkenly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 02, 2017, 07:17:22 AM
"I will not ever eat meat or meat products; it is cruel and horrible and the most awful thing ever," said the vegan with animalistic furor.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on November 02, 2017, 11:22:29 AM
"No one ever roots for us," said the turnip sadly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 03, 2017, 04:25:58 AM
Milk, bread, teabagsÖ. I should be writing this down, he said listlessly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 03, 2017, 07:07:14 AM
"What did you shoot today at golf?" she asked gamely.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on November 03, 2017, 10:15:08 AM
"The  green-keeper," he confessed ironically.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 05, 2017, 05:06:28 PM
"Four double bogies. Couldn't get the ball in the hole," he scowled, puttering about and putting his clubs back in the attic.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 06, 2017, 03:30:52 AM
I live here with the parakeets now, he said cagily
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Post by: Gyppo on November 06, 2017, 06:01:43 AM
"I have just found some long-lost, missing-in-action, precious, irreplaceable, and potentially valuable files," he said wordily.

=====

I've eaten too much," she said expansively.

===
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 06, 2017, 06:12:40 AM
"This is the way to kill a vampire," he yelled crossly.
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Post by: Mark H on November 06, 2017, 07:29:31 AM
"I whipped that angelís arse," he said delightfully.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 08, 2017, 10:56:30 AM
"I whipped that angle's ass," the dyslexic said obliquely.
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Post by: Mark H on November 08, 2017, 12:32:36 PM
"I threw the useless twat off the back of the boat," he said sternly.
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Post by: Gyppo on November 08, 2017, 04:04:53 PM
"I'm sending the damned council a stiff letter," said the stonemason, chipping away at a slab of granite.
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Post by: Mark H on November 08, 2017, 04:10:54 PM
"This cookie has no aphorism," he said unfortunately.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 09, 2017, 06:38:09 AM
Iím Dan, he said desperately 
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 09, 2017, 06:58:26 AM
"This is not your regular hypochondria acting up," the doctor said with acute acumen.
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Post by: Mark H on November 09, 2017, 07:38:41 AM
"Shall I get that Spanish bloke to torture your ex-wife?" he asked inquisitively.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 09, 2017, 10:32:49 AM
You lookin' at me? he asked Robert de Niroly
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Post by: Mark H on November 09, 2017, 10:49:04 AM
"If I forget my lines, your job is to remind me," he said promptly.
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Post by: Mark H on November 09, 2017, 05:49:14 PM
You lookin' at me? he asked Robert de Niroly

Surely if the dialogue is a quote from a film we should get bonus points!

"I love the small of napalm in the morning," he said apocalyptically.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 15, 2017, 03:27:49 AM
Itís National Mooning day, she announced cheekily
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Post by: Mark H on November 15, 2017, 03:34:38 AM
"Call me Stevens," he said shakily.
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Post by: Gyppo on November 15, 2017, 04:45:34 AM
"You may call me Jelly-Belly," he said expansively.
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Post by: Mark H on November 15, 2017, 05:38:38 AM
"Iím from Budapest," she said hungrily.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 16, 2017, 04:21:40 AM
Iím Pinkyís partner! he said perkily
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Post by: Mark H on November 16, 2017, 05:01:36 AM
"D'oh!" he said homerically.

or if you are of a more intellectual bent ...

"You, you insolent brazen bitchóyou really dare to shake that monstrous arse in Fatherís face?" he said homerically.
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Post by: Gyppo on November 16, 2017, 05:56:25 AM
"I thought we were having graciously curved colonnades," she said archly.
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Post by: Mark H on November 16, 2017, 06:03:40 AM
"How!" he said bravely.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 16, 2017, 07:01:21 AM
"When?" he asked in a timely manner.
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Post by: Mark H on November 16, 2017, 08:01:19 AM
"Who?" he asked in a time-lordly manner.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 24, 2017, 08:16:46 AM
Iím just the legendary  producer of experimental 1960ís pop music, he said meekly
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 24, 2017, 08:27:22 AM
"Namaste," she said brightly.
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Post by: Mark H on November 24, 2017, 08:34:51 AM
"Would you care for some prunes?" she asked regularly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 30, 2017, 06:49:33 AM
"Did you see the ruby throated hummingbird?" she chirped.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on November 30, 2017, 09:41:39 AM
"I can't get this bloody barque to tack," said the captain wearily.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 30, 2017, 12:37:24 PM
"Help! I need somebody. Not just anybody," she sang out loudly.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on November 30, 2017, 03:26:50 PM
"Glory be to God for dappled things," Gerald Manley Hopkins wrote piously.
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Post by: Mark H on November 30, 2017, 04:12:08 PM
"Hip-hip, sodding hooray," Henry said cheerfully.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 30, 2017, 07:16:15 PM
"I've had it up to here with dirty pets, muddy floors, and all this mangy smell," she said doggedly.
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Post by: Mark H on December 01, 2017, 02:12:53 AM
"You say my name is Thomas?" he asked doubtfully.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 01, 2017, 07:13:30 AM
"Turn the lights down," he cooed dim-wittedly.
(They were outdoors.)
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Post by: DGSquared on December 01, 2017, 08:21:19 AM
"You should have had the fire blazing before I arrived" she complained coldly.
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Post by: Mark H on December 01, 2017, 08:45:31 AM
"I'm from Budapest," she said hungrily.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 01, 2017, 09:44:23 AM
Did you just rub my lamp? he asked genially
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 01, 2017, 11:00:14 AM
"Menopause and the flashes are just too much," she said hotly.
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Post by: Mark H on December 04, 2017, 06:01:40 AM
"We are NOT amused," she said victoriously.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 04, 2017, 06:44:05 AM
"Get away from my husband," she said virtuously, which waving a load nine mil in the air.
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Post by: Mark H on December 04, 2017, 07:07:59 AM
"I suppose I could just hold them for you," he said brazenly.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 06, 2017, 08:24:48 AM
Transporting my furniture to a new house always brings a tear to my eye, he explained movingly.
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Post by: Mark H on December 06, 2017, 09:39:04 AM
"," he said posthumously.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 07, 2017, 06:23:53 AM
"I don't really know if I'm coming or going," she wailed, lost.
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Post by: Mark H on December 07, 2017, 06:27:09 AM
"Of course my sodding eyes are watering, Iíve just had a large flaming crÍpe," said Suzette sweetly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 07, 2017, 06:35:09 AM
"The storm blew down my willow," he weeped.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 07, 2017, 10:01:11 AM
"Is that really an aardvark in your kitchen?" she asked nosily.
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Post by: Mark H on December 07, 2017, 11:44:56 AM
"Can you play Colonel Bogey?" she asked snottily.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 08, 2017, 05:15:18 AM
My motherís German, he muttered.
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Post by: Mark H on December 08, 2017, 06:12:00 AM
"Is your mother's child German?" he asked kindly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 08, 2017, 06:27:03 AM
"Did you even hit the target? Did you have bullets in that gun? Powder in the bullets?" the drill sergeant stared blankly while yelling maniacally..
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Post by: Mark H on December 08, 2017, 06:30:57 AM
"Would you care for a warm beverage," the cockney asked rosy-lee.