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Title: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: bandicootgirl on October 24, 2006, 10:22:19 AM
why do I have hands?
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Post by: PaulW on October 24, 2006, 10:23:30 AM
so you don't miss when you clap.
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Post by: nassj on October 24, 2006, 10:24:45 AM
LOL

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Post by: PaulW on October 24, 2006, 10:25:28 AM
Hey - if you want stupid - I'm your man! ;D
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Post by: bandicootgirl on October 24, 2006, 10:26:18 AM
haha  :D cool.
why don't you ask another stupid question, PaulW
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Post by: nassj on October 24, 2006, 10:27:24 AM
Question - Why do dogs have tails?
Questiom - Why is there allways a good film on when I'm in bed?


Just want to see an answer.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: bandicootgirl on October 24, 2006, 10:28:42 AM
answer: because they want to wag something
answer: I don't know  :D
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Post by: PaulW on October 24, 2006, 10:31:16 AM
Why do dogs have tails?  To hang onto when they're pulling you on a skateboard.

Why is there allways a good film on when I'm in bed?  So people don't watch YOU on their secret cameras while you sleep. ;D


Q: Why do Hyenas laugh?
Q: Why does milk go sour?
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Post by: nassj on October 24, 2006, 10:34:39 AM
Hyenas laugh because the Devil duck/dragon told them a joke.
Milk goes sour because it doesn't like being in the fridge.


This is very stupid, but it is the best I can do. ???
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: PaulW on October 24, 2006, 10:37:53 AM
hehe yeah, enough for me - I'm gonna go out and work some eeeeeeviilllllll ;D MUAHAHA cya later
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Post by: nassj on October 24, 2006, 10:39:13 AM
Bye bye.
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Post by: go.dot on October 24, 2006, 10:39:31 AM
Quote from: PaulW
Q: Why do Hyenas laugh?

Because they can't believe how ludicrous the giraffes look when dancing


Quote from: PaulW
Q: Why does milk go sour?

Because God designed it that way, it says so in the bible, only they mistranslated it and then the editor decided it wasn't central to the story, but honestly, it's true, have faith
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Post by: go.dot on October 24, 2006, 10:41:38 AM
Q Why don't you switch off your television set and go do something less boring instead?
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Post by: nassj on October 24, 2006, 10:46:31 AM
I've been trying but it won't let me. ???
Are you french go.dot? not a stupid question by the way, I am curious, and nosey.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: N.Mott on October 24, 2006, 12:06:47 PM
Q: Why does milk go sour?

Tsk, don't you know that means there's a hob goblin in the house? It goes sour when they drink straight from the bottle.

 What I'd like to know is what are the other 57 varieties?
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Post by: sleepycat on October 25, 2006, 12:33:23 PM
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What I'd like to know is what are the other 57 varieties?

A: Beans, beans in tomato sauce, beans not in tomato sauce, beans with slimy little sausages, beans without slimy little sausages, beans with spicy sauce, beans without spicy sauce....you get the idea.

Q What is the difference between a duck? (No, that's not a typo)
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Post by: nassj on October 25, 2006, 12:34:13 PM
Feathers?
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Post by: Cathy C on October 25, 2006, 05:36:20 PM
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Q What is the difference between a duck? (No, that's not a typo

Something heavy hitting you on the head? ::)
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Post by: DwWin on October 26, 2006, 03:27:30 AM
How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: N.Mott on October 26, 2006, 10:15:54 AM
How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?

He uses his snow tractor.
Or, if all else fails, his snow combine harvestor.



Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: PaulW on October 26, 2006, 11:39:19 AM
How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?

He ties the legs of 40 doves to little pieces of string, the poor little things are so cold they flap their wings to keep warm, clearing a path through the snow - when they reach the snow plow they are so knackered they just sit in the cab until it's time to take him home again! 

Poor liddle doves.

;D


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Post by: N.Mott on October 26, 2006, 12:14:42 PM
How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?

Or he could just hitch up his dragon and use it to melt the snow - of course, then he wouldn't need the plough. :-\
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Post by: CarrieSheppard on October 26, 2006, 02:17:09 PM
Why does the elephant have four knees?

How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answers please!


Carrie
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Post by: sleepycat on October 26, 2006, 04:02:33 PM
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How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb? Aren't we all still huddling in our garrets with only a candle for company?  :D
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: N.Mott on October 26, 2006, 04:06:18 PM
Why does the elephant have four knees?

Because it would look silly with 5

How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it never gets changed - the writer sends off a three chapter submission to the landlord about the need for light, and he returns it attached to a form rejection letter.

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Post by: bob414bob on October 26, 2006, 05:32:38 PM
Q  Why do bee's hum
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Post by: N.Mott on October 26, 2006, 07:00:14 PM
Q Why do bee's hum

Because they don't know the words (groan  ;D)


Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Telcontar on October 27, 2006, 05:54:15 AM
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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Post by: N.Mott on October 27, 2006, 06:29:23 AM
OK, so what's the speed of dark?

The time it takes someone to turn off the light!
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Amie on October 27, 2006, 07:27:52 AM
I was going to say that it must be "-c" (because it retreats as fast as the light advances)

My stupid question is:  why has the connection between my brain and mouth stopped working?

(oo, I was going to go into a concrete example of how I somehow seem to have invited a bunch of people over for dinner tonight when the absolute last thing I feel like is being face-to-face sociable -- no spurning meant to my internet friends here ;)  -- but then it seemed all heavy and serious -- and oo, I've started rambling again, so I guess I better go down to the shops and start buying some food.  Why didn't my brain tell my mouth this morning, when she phoned up to make sure it was okay if they all came round, to say something like, "To be honest, I really don't feel like it".  Dumb brain.  Dumb mouth.)
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: PaulW on October 27, 2006, 07:34:06 AM
I was going to say that it must be "-c" (because it retreats as fast as the light advances)

My stupid question is:  why has the connection between my brain and mouth stopped working?

(oo, I was going to go into a concrete example of how I somehow seem to have invited a bunch of people over for dinner tonight when the absolute last thing I feel like is being face-to-face sociable -- no spurning meant to my internet friends here ;)  -- but then it seemed all heavy and serious -- and oo, I've started rambling again, so I guess I better go down to the shops and start buying some food.  Why didn't my brain tell my mouth this morning, when she phoned up to make sure it was okay if they all came round, to say something like, "To be honest, I really don't feel like it".  Dumb brain.  Dumb mouth.)

You see it's all down to ducks. You have the sensible ducks in your mind that paddle around happily, just giving the occasional quack - and these run the normal part of your mind.

Then there's Boris the evil duck. He's the one who likes to dive-bomb the other ducks so they scatter and then says stupid things down the mouth connection. By the time the other, sensible ducks come back it's too late and the damage is done. Then Boris sits on his perch (he wants to be a budgie not a duck) and laughs at them, this irritates the other ducks immensely making them even more resistant to the idea he has forced on them. The trouble is they're nice ducks and don't want to gang up on Boris and give him the thrashing he richly deserves.

You asked. ;D


Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: PaulW on October 27, 2006, 07:35:33 AM
And the speed of dark is zero - it's too lazy to move, it just waits for the light to go away. It also likes hiding in corners and peeking at you when you sleep. It hides in bags too and mixes up all your stuff. Nasty stuff dark.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: nassj on October 27, 2006, 10:10:47 AM
Why did my television go off last nigh in the bad weather?
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Post by: rakkie on October 27, 2006, 10:13:36 AM
Electrical storms disrupt signal, mine goes off a lot in bad weather.
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Post by: N.Mott on October 27, 2006, 11:23:46 AM
Hey, Paul, Is that a Captain Kirk duck?
Any 'Spock' ducks in the collection?
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Post by: PaulW on October 27, 2006, 01:29:14 PM
Nope and Nope. 'Cos they're in the future and haven't been invented yet! ;D

Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: El Burro on October 29, 2006, 02:26:58 PM
Why is there such a thing as writers block?  ;)
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Post by: Stupot on October 29, 2006, 04:58:48 PM
Why is there such a thing as writers block?  ;)

So we don't run out of paper.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: oliver on November 01, 2006, 06:46:22 AM
I thought it was something that authors ran around to keep fit!!
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Post by: N.Mott on November 01, 2006, 08:10:10 AM
It's the address where all the literary agents hang out, and stops you from getting published.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Cathy C on November 01, 2006, 03:16:55 PM
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Why is there such a thing as writers block?

Well where else would we put our heads after we send our manuscripts off? ???
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Post by: CarrieSheppard on November 01, 2006, 07:20:40 PM
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Well where else would we put our heads after we send our manuscripts off?

You send your manuscripts off?  I thought they were just for us to fuss and fume over, to get pensive and emotionally up tight about.

Send them off?  What a bizarre thought...

How do ducks hear?  I can't see their ears...
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Cathy C on November 01, 2006, 07:43:02 PM
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How do ducks hear?


I think that's one for PaulW to answer. ;D
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Post by: PaulW on November 01, 2006, 07:46:03 PM
What? Who said that? ;D
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Post by: Samhain on November 01, 2006, 08:16:23 PM
Why do we feel the need to ask stupid questions??
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Post by: rakkie on November 02, 2006, 03:50:33 AM
To get stupid anwers?????
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: nassj on November 02, 2006, 03:58:48 AM
Why do I have to go to work? why doesn't money grow on trees?
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Samhain on November 02, 2006, 09:31:21 AM
Why don't we make money out of leaves???  Then it would.
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Post by: bandicootgirl on November 02, 2006, 09:39:16 AM
lol  :D

why do i have a face?
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Post by: Samhain on November 02, 2006, 09:41:27 AM
So there's somewhere to put your nose.
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Post by: N.Mott on November 02, 2006, 09:43:13 AM
why do i have a face?

Because you'd look pretty silly talking out of your a***



And, just to flog a dead horse:
Why is there such a thing as writers block? ;)

Writers block is the pile of rejected mss blocking your path to the PC.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Telcontar on November 02, 2006, 02:46:57 PM
And, just to flog a dead horse:

And why would you want to do that?

Dave.
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Post by: Cathy C on November 03, 2006, 06:18:05 AM
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And, just to flog a dead horse:


And why would you want to do that?

Because if it were alive you might hurt it. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: N.Mott on November 03, 2006, 07:31:06 AM
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And, just to flog a dead horse:

ok I'll flog a dead duck, but Paul's not going to be happy about it. I may be forced to beat around the bush, but I'll not beat myself up about it, cos I'll know when I'm beat.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: PaulW on November 03, 2006, 07:36:58 AM
ok I'll flog a dead duck, but Paul's not going to be happy about it. I may be forced to beat around the bush, but I'll not beat myself up about it, cos I'll know when I'm beat.

Don't care if you do flog a dead duck, it'd save him raiding my wallet and going to find ladies of negotiable virtue to do it! He's a dirty little duck - dead duck! ;D

Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: nassj on November 03, 2006, 07:38:08 AM
Have you got a favorite duck Paul? or do you love them all the same?
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Post by: PaulW on November 03, 2006, 07:41:48 AM
Devil Duck - he whispers things in my ear. MUAHAHAHA

;D
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: N.Mott on November 03, 2006, 07:45:35 AM
Devil Duck - he whispers things in my ear. MUAHAHAHA

Sure you've not misheard and he's just muttering about a buildup of ear wax?
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Post by: nassj on November 03, 2006, 07:47:41 AM
LOL, I like Devil Duck too.
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Post by: bandicootgirl on November 03, 2006, 09:43:13 AM
you guys are getting a little off topic. why not ask a stupid question?
i have one.

why do most people have to get older than most animals?
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Post by: skellingtonguy on November 03, 2006, 10:26:39 AM
uh, I dont know  :-\
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Post by: DwWin on November 04, 2006, 02:52:18 AM
why do most people have to get older than most animals?

Because nobody eats us!
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Post by: N.Mott on November 04, 2006, 11:44:50 AM
When we eat stuff like welks, snails and oysters, then why don't we eat slugs?
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Post by: nassj on November 04, 2006, 11:48:17 AM
Because everytime I go out to my garden to catch one, they are too fast and they get away. >:(
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Post by: matsamu on November 04, 2006, 12:32:43 PM
Why are my ears on the side of my head?

~Matsamu
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Post by: Cathy C on November 04, 2006, 01:15:39 PM
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Why are my ears on the side of my head?

so you can hang your glassess on them.  ;D
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Post by: nassj on November 04, 2006, 02:51:24 PM
Why are my ears on the side of my head?

~Matsamu


They are realy are arials for transmitting info up to the alians.
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Post by: N.Mott on November 04, 2006, 03:22:26 PM
Why are my ears on the side of my head?

~Matsamu


It gives the midwife something to hold onto.
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Post by: Telcontar on November 04, 2006, 03:29:05 PM
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It gives the midwife something to hold onto.

So what ever happened to the 'Start Wife' or the 'End wife'?
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Post by: N.Mott on November 04, 2006, 05:13:51 PM
So what ever happened to the 'Start Wife' or the 'End wife'?

Divorce comes between them.
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Post by: N.Mott on November 04, 2006, 05:16:07 PM
Why is it "toy boy" but not "toy girl"?
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Post by: ruraldean on November 05, 2006, 05:25:35 PM
Why is it "toy boy" but not "toy girl"?

Because every girl I've met says she has emotions and doesn't like to be played with.

On the other hand I'm a boy and I do like to be played wi... Oh, Ok.
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Post by: ruraldean on November 05, 2006, 05:27:17 PM
Why are my ears on the side of my head?

~Matsamu

Because if they were on the front and back you'd have to find somewhere else to put your face.
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Post by: PaulW on November 05, 2006, 05:27:35 PM
Why is it "toy boy" but not "toy girl"?

Girls are WAY too expensive to be regarded as toys!
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: ruraldean on November 05, 2006, 05:28:02 PM
When we eat stuff like welks, snails and oysters, then why don't we eat slugs?

Speak for yourself.
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Post by: Stupot on November 05, 2006, 05:51:07 PM
Why does one only notice the toilet roll has run out when he/she has already done the deed?
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Post by: PaulW on November 05, 2006, 05:55:07 PM
Why does one only notice the toilet roll has run out when he/she has already done the deed?

Because you don't give a s**t beforehand? ;D
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Post by: N.Mott on November 05, 2006, 05:58:51 PM
LOL! Paul  :D
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Post by: Stupot on November 05, 2006, 06:04:32 PM
Hehehe.  Nice
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Post by: N.Mott on November 05, 2006, 06:10:59 PM
When it involves a foot and a ball why on earth do the Americans call it soccer?
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Post by: matsamu on November 05, 2006, 06:36:01 PM
When it involves a foot and a ball why on earth do the Americans call it soccer?

Because the british play rugby without a mat that belongs on the floor infront of your door.

~Mats
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Post by: N.Mott on November 05, 2006, 06:42:05 PM
Nothing to do with socks then?
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Post by: matsamu on November 05, 2006, 06:47:22 PM
I wish...
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Post by: Samhain on November 06, 2006, 09:30:09 AM
When it involves a foot and a ball why on earth do the Americans call it soccer?

Because we americans love nothing more than to confuse the hell out of our unsuspecting international victims.
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Post by: PaulW on November 07, 2006, 09:43:05 PM
Ok, on the subject of American things that confuse me.

Why doesn't chicken fried steak have chicken in it somewhere?  (And no cheating and saying that chicken broth is used to make the gravy)
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Post by: N.Mott on November 08, 2006, 12:56:53 PM
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And no cheating and saying that chicken broth is used to make the gravy

- you mean like our eel pie, in 'Pie n' Mash'?  ;)

And what the hell's in Frankfurters?
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Post by: PaulW on November 08, 2006, 02:06:04 PM
- you mean like our eel pie, in 'Pie n' Mash'?  ;)

And what the hell's in Frankfurters?


Hey less of the 'we' southerner - *we* do our pies the right way in Manchester where I'm from - a pig and a cow in each of em ;D

And in Frankenfurter's, Hasn't that got Rocky Horror, Magenta, Riff-raff and co in it? ;D
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Post by: Samhain on November 08, 2006, 04:17:16 PM
Chicken fried stake is stake that's cooked the same way you would cook fried chicken. 'Chicken fried' discribes the method, not the meat.

(Or an idiot came up with the recipe.  I can't really say, as I've never had chicken fried stake.  Why would you want to fry stake??   ???)
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Samhain on November 08, 2006, 04:19:30 PM
Wow, I just wrote that whole reply spelling 'steak' wrong.   :-[  Next question:  Why does Samhain stay up embarrasing self on the internet when she could be making up lost sleep???
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: PaulW on November 08, 2006, 04:33:58 PM
Chicken fried stake is stake that's cooked the same way you would cook fried chicken. 'Chicken fried' discribes the method, not the meat.

(Or an idiot came up with the recipe.  I can't really say, as I've never had chicken fried stake.  Why would you want to fry stake??   ???)

Well why not call it Elephant roasted beef then, just because we used to roast elephants that way! It's a silly notion! Or bacon fried steak for that matter when it doesn't have the crispy coating?

I reckon whoever thought up that one had been drinking WAY too much!
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Post by: Cathy C on November 08, 2006, 04:56:07 PM
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Wow, I just wrote that whole reply spelling 'steak' wrong.     Next question:  Why does Samhain stay up embarrasing self on the internet when she could be making up lost sleep???

Why do any of us Samhain? ;D

And anyway, who needs sleep? Look in on the MWC bar - you'll see you're not the only one embarrasing yourself. ;D
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: nassj on November 09, 2006, 03:48:58 AM
Chicken fried stake is stake that's cooked the same way you would cook fried chicken. 'Chicken fried' discribes the method, not the meat.

(Or an idiot came up with the recipe.  I can't really say, as I've never had chicken fried stake.  Why would you want to fry stake??   ???)


I thought the chickens fried it, little chef chics with hats on.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: PaulW on November 09, 2006, 04:32:19 AM

I thought the chickens fried it, little chef chics with hats on.

LOL now THAT would work for me! Fair enough if that's the case ;D
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: bandicootgirl on November 09, 2006, 09:36:39 AM
Why are we are who we are?
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Post by: Astra on November 09, 2006, 09:44:53 AM
Because we're not yet who we'll be.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: PaulW on November 09, 2006, 09:54:03 AM
Why are we are who we are?

because if we were someone else our clothes might not fit and we'd scare ourselves when we looked in the mirror.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Astra on November 09, 2006, 10:20:36 AM
Q: What's the best way to pluck a duck?
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Post by: PaulW on November 09, 2006, 10:22:32 AM
I really hope that 'pluck' is a typo! grrrrrrrrrr.....

 :P
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Post by: nassj on November 09, 2006, 10:24:27 AM
I really hope that 'pluck' is a typo! grrrrrrrrrr.....

 :P


LOL
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Post by: N.Mott on November 09, 2006, 10:59:56 AM
Q: What's the best way to pluck a duck?

A: Blow Torch.  (http://www.coolsmileys.net/angry/blowup.gif)
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Post by: N.Mott on November 09, 2006, 11:03:57 AM
If animals are colour blind why are tomatoes red?
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Post by: PaulW on November 09, 2006, 11:04:16 AM
There you go Naomi, the makings of another children's story.

Jilly and the tree house gang in the duck torturing escapade.  (Or did Enid Blyton already use that title?) ;D

Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: N.Mott on November 09, 2006, 11:07:49 AM
There you go Naomi, the makings of another children's story.

Jilly and the tree house gang in the duck torturing escapade.  (Or did Enid Blyton already use that title?) ;D


 :D

Probably one of the Brer Rabbit stories, Paul  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: nassj on November 10, 2006, 04:29:25 AM
Why are Dobermen called Dobermen? Why not Doberdogs?
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Post by: glued on November 10, 2006, 05:49:18 AM
Why are Dobermen called Dobermen? Why not Doberdogs?

we just wanted to insult them.
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Astra on November 10, 2006, 09:08:17 AM
Why are Dobermen called Dobermen? Why not Doberdogs?

Because they ARE men. From the planet Dober.


Why does Tom cruise?
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Post by: N.Mott on November 10, 2006, 09:17:17 AM
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Why does Tom cruise?

Because Jerry lets him.  ;)


Why do we measure the drop of the curtains when they are to be hung up?
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Astra on November 10, 2006, 09:24:30 AM

Why do we measure the drop of the curtains when they are to be hung up?

Archaic gallows term. As in how far the rope stretched when the hanged body dropped.  It was certainly curtains for the condemned!

Why does Orlando bloom?
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Post by: N.Mott on November 10, 2006, 09:31:18 AM
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Why does Orlando bloom?

Somebody watered him.


Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: N.Mott on November 10, 2006, 09:34:58 AM
With Paul Newman and Robert Redford now having a combined age of 151,
what would they call a remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: Astra on November 10, 2006, 10:23:57 AM
Butch Crumbly and the Stairlift Kid?


Why is Angelina jolie?
Title: Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
Post by: PaulW on November 10, 2006, 10:25:04 AM
LOL ;D
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Post by: rakkie on November 10, 2006, 10:29:14 AM
She just seen Brad's Pitt
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Post by: Astra on November 10, 2006, 10:33:35 AM
And WHAT is going on with my avatar?  (Just wanted to disprove all those callous 'armless' comments and now it appears I'm swinging a cat, according to Naomi M!)
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Post by: Stupot on November 10, 2006, 10:37:15 AM
Why does Keanu reeve?
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Post by: Astra on November 10, 2006, 10:46:18 AM
Because he's up to his usual May tricks


What's in Stu's pot?
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Post by: bugaboo on November 10, 2006, 10:58:43 AM
A hairy cornflake?

What did Hugh grant?
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Post by: Astra on November 10, 2006, 11:05:43 AM
Because he was too much of a gentlemant to grunt
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Post by: N.Mott on November 10, 2006, 02:09:04 PM
Why does Noddy have Big Ears?
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Post by: CarrieSheppard on November 10, 2006, 04:28:21 PM
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Why does Samhain stay up embarrasing self on the internet when she could be making up lost sleep???

Because making up sleep is no fun.  Real sleep is much better.

Why, oh why, would I rather play on MWC than write my book?
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Post by: Samhain on November 10, 2006, 05:21:27 PM
Why, oh why, would I rather play on MWC than write my book?

Because it's easier??  I'm doing the same thing.  You know those little crayon things that are like oils... or something... what are they called??  Did that make sense??
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Post by: CarrieSheppard on November 10, 2006, 05:28:53 PM
Little crayon things like oils....

Pastels? 

D'oh.... nope, you got me there girl.
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Post by: Samhain on November 10, 2006, 05:37:12 PM
Pastels??  Aren't all pastels pastel?  Or am I an ignorant fool?  (or both...)
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Post by: CarrieSheppard on November 10, 2006, 05:46:15 PM
I dunno - I draw with biros... during meetings usually.  Horses, hedgehogs, mice, blocks and squares and squiggles... no masterpiece in me (art wise).

But give me clay, give me glass and glue and sticks and stones and concrete and time... who knows what I may create!

Probably the world's scariest self-portrait...  :-\

I'm a 3D girl, given the chance.

Carrie
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Post by: Samhain on November 10, 2006, 05:57:15 PM
A few mediocre sketches are the extent of my artistic accomplishments.  But I went and created a character who's a budding artist.  Sigh.
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Post by: CarrieSheppard on November 10, 2006, 06:04:15 PM
creativity takes many forms. Whichever suits, whichever works, don't knock it.   ;D

G'night,

Carrie
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Post by: glued on November 11, 2006, 05:12:58 AM

But give me clay, give me glass and glue and sticks and stones and concrete and time... who knows what I may create!

Carrie

Did someone shout my name?
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Post by: Potternut on November 11, 2006, 09:37:42 AM
Why are pizza's round?
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Post by: Stupot on November 11, 2006, 10:35:49 AM
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Why are pizza's round?

This, I cannot answer but stranger still... If pizza's are round, why the hell do the come in square boxes?
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Post by: lucidus on November 11, 2006, 12:25:58 PM
Pizzas are round because any sharp angles would contravene health and safety regulations. The boxes are square so they dont roll away if placed on their edge on a hill!
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Post by: Astra on November 11, 2006, 12:36:18 PM
Do old mountain climbers Everest?
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Post by: PaulW on November 11, 2006, 12:41:28 PM
Why are pizza's round?

So the kids can't argue about who gets the corner pieces.

And the boxes are square to make kids think they *might* get a corner, then teaches them to handle disappointment. Yummy AND educational you see!

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Post by: McWawa on November 12, 2006, 09:47:11 AM


 What I'd like to know is what are the other 57 varieties?
There are more than 60 varieties of food products by the Heinz company, but one day Henry J. Heinz saw an add poster for 21 varieties of shoes in town and decided he need a number of varieties for his company ad.. So he chose 57. The address of the company in Pittsburgh is P.O.Box 57. Also 5th letter of the alphabet is "e" and the 7th letter is "g", which gives you eg. and this is one example of the many fine products from Heinz.
My question for a stupid answers only: why if we are not decended from aminals (assuming for the sake of the question) do we procreate the same as animals ?

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Post by: N.Mott on November 12, 2006, 10:49:11 AM
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why if we are not decended from aminals (assuming for the sake of the question) do we procreate the same as animals ?

Well, God would have told Adam and Eve, but he was a bit busy that day, and there was no 'mom' they could ask, so they got some advice from the birds and the bees.
- Just thank your lucky stars that Eve didn't ask the Praying Mantis.